V U U Amk e Ask Av --- - -- -w- 0 0 ; The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, November 15, 2001 Horoscopes Random student is member of crew team By Mizz Velveeta Weekend, etc. Astrologer Aries: March 21 -April 19 Take a stack of The Michigan Daily and deliver them to students' doors like you are playing "Paperboy." Taurus: April 20 - May 20 Watch out when you go to the bathroom late at night - the monsters form "Silent Hill" will attack you. Gemini: May 21 - June 21 To avoid a case of sexual harassment, keep your Power Gloves to yourself. Cancer: June 22 - July 22 Have some fun George Costanza style and play a game of "Frogger." Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22 Try a crazy new hairstyle this week. Sonic the Hedgehog's do would look great on you. Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 Magic mushrooms always helped the Mario Bros. defeat their enemies; they could probably help you out too. Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 For your next date, plan a romantic evening eating Taco Bell and watching your favorite video game movie. Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 Love is not in the air for you; your princess is in another castle. Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 Like Zelda, go forth and seek the triforce. Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 The secret codes to play your life are all in your dreams. Pisces: Feb.19 - March 20 Your life is really insignificant in the grand scheme of things. To feel more important, play "Sim City" and pretend you are a god. By Louie Meizlish Daily Arts Writer The Michigan Daily: Hi. I'm Louie Meizlish with the Michigan Daily and I'm conducting a random student interview. Would you like to par- ticipate? Random: Sure. TMD: OK. So what have you been doing late-. ly? R: What have I been doing lately what do you mean? TMD: Just, whatever. R: What? In terms of my day? TMD: Sure. R: I'm on the crew team so I've been practic- ing, I haven't been doing a lot of homework because I'm in the Art School and we don't really have a lot of homework. I've been catching up on the news ... I've been walking around. Definitely doing a lot of walking. TMD: Yeah. You do that in college. R: Yeah. I've been getting a lot of coffee. TMD: Have you been doing a lot of sleeping? R: Let's see, well last night I did because I was watching the Michael Jackson special. TMD: Oh yeah? Was that good? R: Well I fell asleep during it, if that gives a Virgo: Aug.23- Sept. 22 Set up a game of "Duck Hunt" for hours of entertainment at your next party. I hint as to anything. TMD: He's been around a while. R: Yeah. So I fell asleep during that and I woke up at 11:00 and then took a shower and went to bed. I've recently been having a lot of sleep but normally I do not get a lot of sleep and I try and catch up on the weekends and sometimes it hap- pens and sometimes it doesn't. TMD: Is that where the coffee comes in? R: Yeah. That's definitely where the coffee comes m. But this weekend I couldn't sleep in because my parents were here. TMD: Yeah. Are you a freshman or sopho- more? R: I'm a freshman. TMD: So you're on the crew team. So you row a boat basically? R: Well we're off the water right now because the lake's going to freeze over so we're erging right now. TMD: You're what? R: Erging. E-R-G. In the Erg Room - it's the machine that you row on. And we do that five afternoons a week for an hour and a half. We get pretty sweaty. TMD: So when the lake doesn't freeze over? R: We row on thebwater from the end of September to about a week ago. TMD: Where's "the water?" R: It's Lake Belleville, about 20 min- utes away. TMD: Are you going to vote in the MSA elections or have you voted? R: I have not voted. But I just received something tonight, a little hot pink sheet telling me to vote, so I guess I should log on and vote. I'm just a lazy bum and I don't see if my vote really counts or not. TMD: Have you heard about this fall break? R: Yes I have and I'm strongly in agreement for that one. Definitely. TMD: What would you do during those two days? R: During those two days? Well, I'd probably want to go home and see all my friends if it was at the same time as our break. Or if I were to stay here I'd defi- nitely catch up on sleep. I probably wouldn't work. TMD: You know I'm not really with the Daily. I just call up people and start conversations. R: Are you lying? TMD: No, I mean, yeah I'm really with the Daily. I'm filling in for the guy that normally does it. R: If you're lying now I'm going to get really angry. TMD: No. I'm serious now. How am I doing? R: I think you're doing pretty good. TMD: Really? R: I think people like to talk about themselves. TMD: Yeah. I noticed. R: Yeah. Have you noticed me? I like to talk but ... TMD: Yeah. Let me guess where you're from. Are you from the New York-New Jersey area? R: Why do you say that? TMD: You kind of talk that way. R: I'm from Baltimore, Maryland, but my parents are from New York and I get my accent from them. TMD: East Coast. R: East Coast, exactly. I was actually born in New York but I don't really live there now. Saturday CAMPUS CINEMA AmelieSee Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:30 & 7 p.m. Waking Life See Friday. Michigan Theater. 9:30 & Midnight. The Man Who Wasn't There See Friday. State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7, 9:30 & 11:45 p.m. Novocaine See Friday. State Theater. 2:30, 4:45, 7:15 & 9:15 p.m. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut God, I hate you Kenny. State Theater. Midnight. MUSIC Chris Smither He has had the blues since the 60's. You know they have drugs for that now. Speaking of ... Got any? The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $15 761-1451. The Bruce Katz Band Katz's B-3 organ leads the blues/jazz band. The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St. 9 p.m. $12. 665-9090. Detroit Punk City CD Release Party Remember when punk was hardcore? Yeah like Green Day and stuff, I miss that. Elbow Room, Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4 483-6374. Sweet Honey in the Rock This quintet of African-American a cappella singers fuses a distinct style, including blues, jazz, gospel and rap, with a theme of justice and equality in their music. They are joined on stage by a sign-language interpreter. 8 p.m. Hill Auditorium. $16-35. 764-2538. THEATER CAMPUS CINEMA Amelie See Friday. Michigan Theater. 7 & 9:30 p.m. Waking Life See Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:45, 7:15 & 9:40 p.m.. The Man Who Wasn't There See Friday. State Theater. 2, 4:30, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Novocaine See Friday. State Theater. 2:30, 4:45, 7:15 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC Green Chili Trio Spicy jazz to be taken with a shot or two of pepto. Leopold Bros. 517 S. Main St., 9:30 p.m. $3 747-9806. Kate Clinton Political satire puts a new spin on the modern world. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 7:30 p.m. $17.50 761-1451. Bop Culture Like culture club just more bop-able. The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St. 8:30 p.m. free. 665-9090. THEA TER "Chicago" See Fri. 2 p.m. "The Secret Rapture" See Thurs. 2 p.m. "It's All True" See Thurs. 2 p.m. $20. A LTERNA TIVES "A Matter of Degree: Abstraction in Twentieth Century Art" See Thurs. "Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awaji Island" See Sat. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings" See Thurs. Monday BOOKS Novelist Reads from "Cold" John Smolens discusses his new novel about a convict in the U.P. who escapes from prison to begin a journey into the past. Shaman Drum, 8 p.m. Free. 662-7407. CAMPUS CINEMA Amelie See Friday. Michigan Theater. 8:30 p.m. Waking Life See Thursday. Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m. The kids of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" magically become millionaires "Chicago" See Fri. "The Secret Rapture" See Thurs. "It's All True" See Thurs. $25. ALTERNATIVES "A Matter of Degree: Abstraction in Twentieth Century Art" See Thurs. "Japanese Fisherman's Coats of Awaji Island" See Thurs. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings" See Thurs. something, something. Michigan Theater. 7 p.m. The Glass Shield Yet another pipe shop springing up in Ann Arbor. Michigan Theater. 6 p.m. The Man Who Wasn't There See Friday. State Theater. 7 & 9:30 p.m. Novocaine See Friday. State Theater. 7:15 & 9:15 p.m. MUSIC One of These Days there will be a good joke in The List. Elbow Room, Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4 483-6374. The Tom Allport Band Big time big band from Warren. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St., 9 p.m. $5 662-8310 Avant Mondays: Into the Freylakh Klezmer should be the universal music of love. Improvised sensuality through electron- Happy Birthday! Charley's would like to be the first to congratulate you with a free meal. Just bring along a friend and proper ID, and select your fiworite entree from our famous menu. 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