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2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, November 1, 2001
The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine
Horoscopes
Random interview is a
Diamondbacks fan
By Mizz Velveeta
Weekend, etc. Astrologer
By Josh Wickerham
Daily Arts Writer
Aries: March 21 - April 19
Life is fleeting - eat dessert first.
Taurus: April 20 - May 20
Your classes could definitely be going better. Try
learning by osmosis and put your books under your
pillow.
Gemini: May 21 - June 21
You already look like you've got a case of the winter
blues. Join a tanning salon or get some bronzer,
ASAP.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
Buy some tropical foliage and a jungle sounds CD to
give your bedroom that animalistic feel.
Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22
If you think you can do better than your current
significant other, this is the weekend you will
finally find your perfect match.
Virgo: Aug.23 - Sept. 22
Open up your ears to some new tunes this week. Ask
a friend to lend you a CD that you would never buy,
yourself.
Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
You could use more spirituality in your life, become
a Rastafarian.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
If you are in search of answers for your future, you
must first look to your past - take a trip to your
freshman dorm room.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
You deserve to be pampered, buy yourself some new
and wonderful underwear.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
I foresee you stepping in a pile of dog poo, so watch
where you walk.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
Lady Luck is on your side this weekend; take a trip
to the casino.
The Michigan Daily: Hi, is Jethro there?
Random: This is.
TMD: You've been randomly selected to
take part in our a random student interview.
R: How did you get my name?
TMD: I looked it up in the student direc-
tory. I do this every week. But I'm the one
asking the questions OK?
R: I guess this is OK. I've just never been
randomly selected for this kind of thing.
TMD: Well, I guess it's your lucky day.
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
R: Yeah.
TMD: What kind?
R: A bear.
TMD: What color?
R: Brown.
TMD: Do you watch television?
R: Rarely
TMD: Why is that?
R: I just don't have time to watch it.
TMD: What are you favorite shows?
R: I just watch sports. You're interrupting
a bases-loaded World Series right now.
Pisces: Feb. 19
March 20
Dress up for those'post-Halloween parties as a
Michigan State fan. Pull on some overalls and go
burn a couch.
TMD: And you say you don't watch TV?
Who do you want to win the series?
R: The Diamondbacks.
TMD: Isn't that unpatriotic or some-
thing?
R: It's still within the continental United
States, right? I'm just tired of having the
Yankees win so much. I was rooting for the
Mariners, but they didn't make it.
TMD: Do you watch porn?
R: No
TMD: Why not?
R: It doesn't really interest me.
TMD: Did you carve a pumpkin for
Halloween?
R:No
TMD: Did you dress up?
R: No.
TMD: Did you get drunk and eat pump-
kin seeds?
R: No, I'm watching baseball! I already
told you that. You can't get drunk and watch
baseball at the same time!
TMD: Do you believe that the world will
end?
R: Yes, as soon as the sun dies because the
stars have lifetimes and the sun is an integral
part of what makes the world run.
TMD: Do you believe in tarot cards?
R: I've only seen them in the James
Bond film "Live and Let Die." If peo-
ple believe, fine. I think it's based more
on what people want to believe. I'm
just a James Bond buff. There happens
to be a tarot card villain and a lot of
voodoo too.
TMD: Have you ever seen a ghost?
R: Not unless you're talking about a
movie.
TMD: What's your favorite building
on campus?
R: I wanna say... hmm ... I'm gonna
have to go with the Media Union, but
Angell Hall is pretty. nice too in the
fish bowl.
TMD: Have you ever had sex in a
public place?
R: No.
TMD: Do you want to do that before
you die?
R: I'm not that kind of person. I
don't even do streaking, so probably
not
TMD: Do you think it's hip to be
square?
R: What do you mean?
TMD: Like in the '60s it was cool to
be cool and then later people thought it
was cool not to be cool. Do you agree
with the latter?
R: I think everyone should be able to
identify with themselves. I'm not one
like the norm. I think people should be
unique.
TMD: You're really big on the "not
a threat to society" thing.
R: It's not even based on what's
going on in the world. It's just what
I've grown up with. As long as you're
not going into high schools and shoot-
ing people. As long as you're not doing
that type of behavior, you're OK.
TMD: When you throw up, do you
think of your mother?
R: Actually, I haven't thrown up for
like 10 years ago. I probably do
because I want her to help me out. I
don't think of her in a disgusting way,
more as an aid.
Saturday
CA MPUS CINEMA
My First Mister See Friday. Michigan
Theater. 4:30 & 7 p.m.
Vampire Hunter D A pre-Buffy anime
flick. Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m.
Liam See Friday. State Theater. 2 &
7:15 p.m.
Ghost World See Thursday. State
Theater. 4:30 & 9:30 p.m.
Mulholland Drive See Thursday. State
Theater. 1, 4:15, 7 & 9:45 p.m.
MUSIC
His Name Is Alive No! His name is
Robert Paulson. The Blind Pig208 S.
1st St:, 10 p.m. $10 996-8555.
Sin Embargo Probably the guys from
this band are decent but the band
Nipple Dust is opening, NIPPLE DUST!.
Elbow Room, Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4
483-6374.
Karla Bonoff Wrote the Linda Ronstadt
and Aaron Neville hit "All of My Life"
and worked on the footloose sound-
track. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m.
$17.50 761-1451.
A LTERNA TIVES
THEA TER
"Romeo and Juliet." See Fri.
"It's All frue." See Thurs. $25.
"Uncle Jeb's Farm." See Thurs. 1 p.m.
and 7 p.m.
ALTERNA TIVES
Philip on Film: "Koyaanisqatsi." See
Fri.
"Japanese Fisherman's Coats of Awaji
Island." Exhibit features the Japanese
folk testile tradition of these pat-
terned, handcrafted coats. UMMA,
525 S. State. Free. 764-0395.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
Sunday
CAMPUS CINEMA
My First Mister See Friday. Michigan
Theater. 4:30 & 7 p.m.
Vampire Hunter D Michigan Theater.
9:30 p.m.
"Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awaji
" Island." See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs. -
Monday
CAMPUS CINEMA
My First Mister See Friday. Michigan
Theater. 8:30 p.m.
Daughters of the Dust And rednecks
prefer to be called sons of the soil but
it ain't gonnna happen. Michigan
Theater. 6 p.m.
Liam See Friday. State Theater. 7:15
p.m.
Ghost World See Thursday. State
Theater. 9:30 p.m.
Mulholland Drive5SeemThursday. State
Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m.
Liam See Friday. State Theater. 2 &
7:15 p.m.
Ghost World See Thursday. State
Theater. 4:30 & 9:30 p.m.
Mulholland Drive See Thursday. State
Theater. 1, 4:15, 7 & 9:45 p.m.
MUSIC
The Austin Lounge Lizard Bluegrass
with an edge. The Ark, 316 S. Main
St., 7:30 p.m. $15 761-1451.
Phil Ogilvie's Rhythm Kings
Knowledge is KING! The Firefly Club,
207 S. Ashley St.. 5 p.m. $7. 665-
9090.
Five Horse Johnson I once new a kid
named Steven Johnson. He didn't own
any horsesvbut he used to eat paste.
Elbow Room, Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $5
483-6374.
THEA TER
"Romeo and Juliet." See Fri. 2 p.m.
"It's All True." See Thurs. 2 p.m. $20.
"Uncle Jeb's Farm." See Thurs. 1 p.m.
Kate Beckindale becomes part of John Cusack's "Top Five Best Makeouts" list i
Jay Farrar Far-ar out! The Ark, 316 S.
Main St., 8 p.m. $13.50 761-1451.
The Tom Allport Band Big time big
band from Warren. Bird of Paradise,
312 S. Main St., 9 p.m. $5 662-8310
Avant Mondays: Larval Orchestral surf
rock in the fall in Ann Arbor. Crazy
days indeed. The Firefly Club, 207 S.
Ashley St., 8 p.m. $5 665-9090.
A LTERNA TIVES
"Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awaji
Island." See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
Tuesday.
BOOKS
Slam This, Baby! - The always-popu-
lar Ann Arbor Poetry .Slam at Club
Heidelberg is back, with a featured
guest TBA. 215 N. Main, 8-11 p.m.
$4, call 426-3451.
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Charley's would like to be the first to
congratulate you with a free meal. Just brinyq
along a friend and proper ID, and select your
favorite entree from our famous menu.It's
just our way osaying
1140 S. Unversity at Churon e668-8111
CAMPUS CINEMA
My First Mister See Friday. Michig
Theater. 7 p.m.
Vampire Hunter D Michigan Thea
9:30 p.m.
Liam See Friday. State Theater. 7
p.m.
Ghost World See Thursday. Sta
Theater. 9:30 p.m.
Mulholland Drive See Thursday. St
Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m.
MUSIC
Jude, Michelle Branch Yeah, t
Branch chick, she is everywhere,
me at least. The Blind Pig2O8 S.9
St., 8 p.m. $10 996-8555.
Bill Staines Folk inspired by
American Landscape. The Ark, 316
Main St., 8 p.m. $13.50 761-1451
Risque Pop and soul, broom and m
wilt' this list ever stop? Habit
Lounge, Weber's Inn 3050 Jacks
Road 8:45 p.m. Free 665-3636.
A LTERNATIVES
"Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Am
Island." See Sat.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Ring
See Thurs.
Wednesday
BOOKS
CNN Correspondent at Borders
University Communications profes
Anthony Collings, the former CNN
respondent and reporter with the
Street Journal and Associated Pre
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