w w w w w =MR -w- T T -W .w w w -W 2B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine - Thursday, November 1, 2001 The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine Horoscopes Random interview is a Diamondbacks fan By Mizz Velveeta Weekend, etc. Astrologer By Josh Wickerham Daily Arts Writer Aries: March 21 - April 19 Life is fleeting - eat dessert first. Taurus: April 20 - May 20 Your classes could definitely be going better. Try learning by osmosis and put your books under your pillow. Gemini: May 21 - June 21 You already look like you've got a case of the winter blues. Join a tanning salon or get some bronzer, ASAP. Cancer: June 22 - July 22 Buy some tropical foliage and a jungle sounds CD to give your bedroom that animalistic feel. Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22 If you think you can do better than your current significant other, this is the weekend you will finally find your perfect match. Virgo: Aug.23 - Sept. 22 Open up your ears to some new tunes this week. Ask a friend to lend you a CD that you would never buy, yourself. Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 You could use more spirituality in your life, become a Rastafarian. Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 If you are in search of answers for your future, you must first look to your past - take a trip to your freshman dorm room. Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21 You deserve to be pampered, buy yourself some new and wonderful underwear. Capricorn: Dec. 22 - Jan. 19 I foresee you stepping in a pile of dog poo, so watch where you walk. Aquarius: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 Lady Luck is on your side this weekend; take a trip to the casino. The Michigan Daily: Hi, is Jethro there? Random: This is. TMD: You've been randomly selected to take part in our a random student interview. R: How did you get my name? TMD: I looked it up in the student direc- tory. I do this every week. But I'm the one asking the questions OK? R: I guess this is OK. I've just never been randomly selected for this kind of thing. TMD: Well, I guess it's your lucky day. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? R: Yeah. TMD: What kind? R: A bear. TMD: What color? R: Brown. TMD: Do you watch television? R: Rarely TMD: Why is that? R: I just don't have time to watch it. TMD: What are you favorite shows? R: I just watch sports. You're interrupting a bases-loaded World Series right now. Pisces: Feb. 19 March 20 Dress up for those'post-Halloween parties as a Michigan State fan. Pull on some overalls and go burn a couch. TMD: And you say you don't watch TV? Who do you want to win the series? R: The Diamondbacks. TMD: Isn't that unpatriotic or some- thing? R: It's still within the continental United States, right? I'm just tired of having the Yankees win so much. I was rooting for the Mariners, but they didn't make it. TMD: Do you watch porn? R: No TMD: Why not? R: It doesn't really interest me. TMD: Did you carve a pumpkin for Halloween? R:No TMD: Did you dress up? R: No. TMD: Did you get drunk and eat pump- kin seeds? R: No, I'm watching baseball! I already told you that. You can't get drunk and watch baseball at the same time! TMD: Do you believe that the world will end? R: Yes, as soon as the sun dies because the stars have lifetimes and the sun is an integral part of what makes the world run. TMD: Do you believe in tarot cards? R: I've only seen them in the James Bond film "Live and Let Die." If peo- ple believe, fine. I think it's based more on what people want to believe. I'm just a James Bond buff. There happens to be a tarot card villain and a lot of voodoo too. TMD: Have you ever seen a ghost? R: Not unless you're talking about a movie. TMD: What's your favorite building on campus? R: I wanna say... hmm ... I'm gonna have to go with the Media Union, but Angell Hall is pretty. nice too in the fish bowl. TMD: Have you ever had sex in a public place? R: No. TMD: Do you want to do that before you die? R: I'm not that kind of person. I don't even do streaking, so probably not TMD: Do you think it's hip to be square? R: What do you mean? TMD: Like in the '60s it was cool to be cool and then later people thought it was cool not to be cool. Do you agree with the latter? R: I think everyone should be able to identify with themselves. I'm not one like the norm. I think people should be unique. TMD: You're really big on the "not a threat to society" thing. R: It's not even based on what's going on in the world. It's just what I've grown up with. As long as you're not going into high schools and shoot- ing people. As long as you're not doing that type of behavior, you're OK. TMD: When you throw up, do you think of your mother? R: Actually, I haven't thrown up for like 10 years ago. I probably do because I want her to help me out. I don't think of her in a disgusting way, more as an aid. Saturday CA MPUS CINEMA My First Mister See Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:30 & 7 p.m. Vampire Hunter D A pre-Buffy anime flick. Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m. Liam See Friday. State Theater. 2 & 7:15 p.m. Ghost World See Thursday. State Theater. 4:30 & 9:30 p.m. Mulholland Drive See Thursday. State Theater. 1, 4:15, 7 & 9:45 p.m. MUSIC His Name Is Alive No! His name is Robert Paulson. The Blind Pig208 S. 1st St:, 10 p.m. $10 996-8555. Sin Embargo Probably the guys from this band are decent but the band Nipple Dust is opening, NIPPLE DUST!. Elbow Room, Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $4 483-6374. Karla Bonoff Wrote the Linda Ronstadt and Aaron Neville hit "All of My Life" and worked on the footloose sound- track. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $17.50 761-1451. A LTERNA TIVES THEA TER "Romeo and Juliet." See Fri. "It's All frue." See Thurs. $25. "Uncle Jeb's Farm." See Thurs. 1 p.m. and 7 p.m. ALTERNA TIVES Philip on Film: "Koyaanisqatsi." See Fri. "Japanese Fisherman's Coats of Awaji Island." Exhibit features the Japanese folk testile tradition of these pat- terned, handcrafted coats. UMMA, 525 S. State. Free. 764-0395. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings." See Thurs. Sunday CAMPUS CINEMA My First Mister See Friday. Michigan Theater. 4:30 & 7 p.m. Vampire Hunter D Michigan Theater. 9:30 p.m. "Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awaji " Island." See Sat. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings." See Thurs. "Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the Modern." See Thurs. - Monday CAMPUS CINEMA My First Mister See Friday. Michigan Theater. 8:30 p.m. Daughters of the Dust And rednecks prefer to be called sons of the soil but it ain't gonnna happen. Michigan Theater. 6 p.m. Liam See Friday. State Theater. 7:15 p.m. Ghost World See Thursday. State Theater. 9:30 p.m. Mulholland Drive5SeemThursday. State Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m. Liam See Friday. State Theater. 2 & 7:15 p.m. Ghost World See Thursday. State Theater. 4:30 & 9:30 p.m. Mulholland Drive See Thursday. State Theater. 1, 4:15, 7 & 9:45 p.m. MUSIC The Austin Lounge Lizard Bluegrass with an edge. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 7:30 p.m. $15 761-1451. Phil Ogilvie's Rhythm Kings Knowledge is KING! The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St.. 5 p.m. $7. 665- 9090. Five Horse Johnson I once new a kid named Steven Johnson. He didn't own any horsesvbut he used to eat paste. Elbow Room, Ypsilanti, 10 p.m. $5 483-6374. THEA TER "Romeo and Juliet." See Fri. 2 p.m. "It's All True." See Thurs. 2 p.m. $20. "Uncle Jeb's Farm." See Thurs. 1 p.m. Kate Beckindale becomes part of John Cusack's "Top Five Best Makeouts" list i Jay Farrar Far-ar out! The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $13.50 761-1451. The Tom Allport Band Big time big band from Warren. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St., 9 p.m. $5 662-8310 Avant Mondays: Larval Orchestral surf rock in the fall in Ann Arbor. Crazy days indeed. The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St., 8 p.m. $5 665-9090. A LTERNA TIVES "Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Awaji Island." See Sat. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings." See Thurs. Tuesday. BOOKS Slam This, Baby! - The always-popu- lar Ann Arbor Poetry .Slam at Club Heidelberg is back, with a featured guest TBA. 215 N. Main, 8-11 p.m. $4, call 426-3451. U r 7 Happy Birthday! Charley's would like to be the first to congratulate you with a free meal. Just brinyq along a friend and proper ID, and select your favorite entree from our famous menu.It's just our way osaying 1140 S. Unversity at Churon e668-8111 CAMPUS CINEMA My First Mister See Friday. Michig Theater. 7 p.m. Vampire Hunter D Michigan Thea 9:30 p.m. Liam See Friday. State Theater. 7 p.m. Ghost World See Thursday. Sta Theater. 9:30 p.m. Mulholland Drive See Thursday. St Theater. 7 & 9:45 p.m. MUSIC Jude, Michelle Branch Yeah, t Branch chick, she is everywhere, me at least. The Blind Pig2O8 S.9 St., 8 p.m. $10 996-8555. Bill Staines Folk inspired by American Landscape. The Ark, 316 Main St., 8 p.m. $13.50 761-1451 Risque Pop and soul, broom and m wilt' this list ever stop? Habit Lounge, Weber's Inn 3050 Jacks Road 8:45 p.m. Free 665-3636. A LTERNATIVES "Japanese Fishermen's Coats of Am Island." See Sat. "Donald Sultan: The Smoke Ring See Thurs. Wednesday BOOKS CNN Correspondent at Borders University Communications profes Anthony Collings, the former CNN respondent and reporter with the Street Journal and Associated Pre will read from "Words of Fire," hisf Saigon Gareu Dine-In & Carry-Out Vietnamese & Chinese Cuisine 1220 S. University (at the corner of Forest) Sun-Thur. &11 am to 11 pm j;1am to11pm Sat 11:30 am to 11 p .;734 747-7006 I MUSiC The new Line Chinese Cuisine Hai Garden snpecial in Hong 1% Hunan (313) 995-1786.. .StyL 116 S.Main St. Styl (Bewteen W. Huron and Mn Washtenaw) carryoutd vegeta and reservations dishe accepted. Open 7 Days 11am-11 pm 1 m &n MEXICAN CAFE Ann Arbor's Finest Mexican Style Food! Michigan's Largest Selection of Gourmet Hot Sauces & Salsasl WE DELIVER! Call 761-6650 'til 1 a.m. Sun. '-Tues. 'til 3 a.m. Wed. - Sat. 333 E. Huron J __ Courtesyof 20thnCentury Fox Every saga has a second step ... hopefully with less Jar Jar. "Star Wars" fans get their first peek at "Attack of the Clones" Friday. i w