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The Michigan Daily - Weekend, etc. Magazine
Horoscopes
Random interview with
chicken soft taco eater
Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs.
Saturday
By Mizz Velveeta
Weekend, etc. Astrologer
Aries: March 21 - April 19
That Swedish penis enlarger is a bad, BAD idea.
Taurus: April 20.- May 20
Your singing in the shower has dramatically
improved. Send a demo tape to a record compa-
ny and your dreams of superstardom will come
true.
Gemini: May 21 - June2l
Yes, your GSI is making "lovey eyes" at you.
Find out his/her address and pay them a surprise
visit Saturday night. Don't forget to bring some
flowers.
Cancer: June 22 - July 22
You are not paranoid - you are going bald. Buy
some Rogaine, ASAP.
Leo: July 23 - Aug. 22
You are a person that takes risks. Your weekend
exploits will wind up in next week's 'Crime
Notes.'
Virgo: Aug.23 - Sept. 22
Travel is in your future. Post a phony resume on
the Internet and you will be whisked off to excit-
ing locations for all expense paid interviews.
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Libra: Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 -
It is time to form a stronger and more open rela-
tionship with your parents. Give them a call and
tell them about the more personal details in your
life including that bitchin' kegger you went to
last weekend and the hottie that you hooked-up
with.
Scorpio: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
Everything else in your life will go to hell, but
remember clean underwear is essential.
Sagittarius: Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
Since none of your friends will tell you, I will:
You need to pick-up a pack of Tic Tacs.
Capricorn: Dec. 22 -Jan. 19
The private showing that your horny neighbors
put on for you is really an invite to join in.
Aquarius: Jan. 20 -Feb. 18
Your chances of getting hit by a meteorite are
high this week. Use this luck to your advatage
and play the lotto.
Pisces: Feb.19 - March 20
Your quest to find the world's best bathroom
tissue will finally come to an end.
By Josh Wickerham
Daily Arts Writer
The Michigan Daily: Hi, may I speak with
Brandi?
Random: This is.
TMD: I'm Josh Wickerham from the
Michigan Daily. I conduct random student
interviews to gauge public opinion in an
informal way. You have been selected for
coverage in The Michigan Daily's Weekend,
Etc. section. How does that make you feel?
R: What? Hold on please, OK? (long
silence - over two minutes). Hello?
TMD: Is everything OK?
R: Yeah, who is this again?
TMD: This is The Michigan Daily. How
does that make you feel to be randomly
selected?
R: I don't know.
TMD: Have you ever read The Michigan
Daily?
R: No.
TMD: And do you have a general perception
of the paper?
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R: No, not really.
TMD: Why is it that you've never read the
Daily?
R: I don't know. I never get it.
TMD: You're a student on campus, right?
You should be able to get it.
R: Yeah, but I don't.
TMD: So what do you study?
R: I'm a freshman, so I study things that are
irrelevant to what I want to do.
TMD: I want you to explain the logic
behind God's existence. Can you accomplish
such a feat?
R: That I can explain the logic behind God's
existence? Hmm... I don't think there is a
logic behind God's existence. I'm a
Christian and everything and I believe in the
Bible and that's as far as I take it.
TMD: How do you feel about the current
political climate on campus?
R: I don't know.
TMD: What's your favorite Taco
Bell item?
R: My favorite taco bell item? I'm
not much of a fan of Taco Bell, but
if I did have to eat there, I would
eat a chicken soft taco.
TMD: Do you think Flow-Be is a
viable alternative to frequenting
hair salons?
R: I don't know what Flow-Be is.
TMD: Flow-Be is the vacuum-
power haircutting machine that's
sold on TV Have you ever
used one?
R: No, I don't know what that is.
T MD: I'm looking at aupicture of
an ink blot. what (i ouonsP19
R: Seriously, what the heck is
this'?
TMD: This will appear in the
Daily tomorrow. You should read
the Daily for the first
time and see your name in print.
Do you believe me?
R: Nope
TMD: If you were going to inter-
view a student on campus random
ly, what would you ask?
R: Depends on what I had to inter-
view them about. I would interview
them about something they were
interested in.
TMD: There isn't some question
that you're dying to ask, just ran-
domly?
R: Nope, not really...no. Do you r
know Lukas'?
TMD: Who'?
R: He writes for the Arts section
(at the Daily).
TMD: I don't think so, unless he's
the one who told me to call you.
Can you tell me your last name?
R: I don't want you to print my -
oh wait, nobody knows me anyway,
so it doesn't matter. Reed
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Bread and Tulips (2000)
Thursday. State Theater.
9:30 p.m.
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2, 4:30 7 &
Nadine Epstein Discusses Mayan
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the book she co-authored, "Rainforest
Home Remedies: Physical and
Spiritual Healing of the Maya."
Signing will follow. Crazy Wisdom Tea
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State Theater. 2:15 & 7:15 p.m.
0 (2001) See Thursday. State
Theater. 4:45 & 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
Annie Dubrinsky U of M student,
singer/songwriter, pianist, badass.
Leopold Bros. 523 S. Main St. 9 pm
doors, 9:30pm show 21+ $5 747-
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Knee Deep Shag It won't just be knee
deep, it will be totally deep when you
do the freak with them. The Blind Pig
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21) 996-8555.
Dangerville Highway to the DAN-
GERVILLE! Elbow Room, Ypsilanti,
10:30 p.m. $4 483-6374.
Dusty Libido With a few swishes of a
dust mop, this libido could be raging.
T.C.'s Speakeasy, Ypsilanti 10:30
p.m. $3 483-4470.
THEA TER
"24-Hour Theater: Part VI." Presented
by Basement Arts, this hilarious pro-
duction pits playwrights, directors,
and actors all getting locked up in
prison, in a series of one-act plays. 10
p.m. Arena Theater, Frieze Bldg. Free.
764-6800.
"www.love: A 21st Century
Romance." Ann Arbor composer Kevin
March and L.A. playwright Kim Yaged
search for love over the internet in
this comical chamber opera. 8 p.m.
University Media Union Video Studio,
2281 Bonisteel. $15, $12 stu-
dents/seniors. 528-9414.
"Taking Leave." See Thurs.
$25."Hastings Street 2001": The
teenage performers of Mosaic Youth
Theater bring Hastings Street back to
life in this production. In honor of
Detroit's 300th birthday, the show
captures the jazz music and excite-
ment of 1940's Hastings Street. 7:30
p.m. Lydia Mendelssohn Theater,
Michigan League. $10, $5 stu-
dents/seniors. 763-TKTS.
"Shockheaded Peter": 7 p.m. and
Midnight. $14-35. 764-2538.
ALTERNA T/VES
"In Human Touch: Photographs by
Ernestine Ruben." See Thurs.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs.
Sunday
CAMPUS CINEMA
American Rhapsody See Friday.
Michigan Theater. 4, 7 & 9:30 p.m.
The Princess and the Warrior (2000)
See Saturday. Michigan Theater. 4,
6:45 & 9:45 p.m.
Bread and Tulips (2000) See Thursday.
State Theater. 2, 4:30 7 & 9:30 p.m.
The Deep End (2001) See Thursday.
State Theater. 2:15 & 7:15 p.m.
0 (2001) See Thursday. State Theater.
4:45 & 9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
Soulcracker You've seen them on
Vhf's Band On the Run and if you care
to see more come check it out. The
Blind Pig 208 S. 1st St., 9 p.m.$12
996-8555.
Michigan Chamber Players They may
not be as exciting as chamber maids
but if they are U of M music faculty
you bet they can play and if they want
to play chramber music, well, groove
on. Michigan League, Mendelssohn
Theatre, 911 N. University 4 p.m. Free
763-1085.
Bird Jam Jazz Session Strawberry
jam? Decent. Cherry jam? Tolerable.
Bird Jam? DELICIOUS! Bird of Paradise
312 S. Main St., 9:00 p.m. $2 662-
8310.
THEA TER
"www.love: A 21st Century Romance."
See Sat. 3 p.m.
'"Taking Leave." See Thurs. 2 p.m.
$20.
ALTERNA TIVES
"In Human Touch: Photographs by
Ernestine Ruben." See Thurs.
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs
Monday
BOOKS
Rainelle Burton at the Guild House -
Novelist Burton celebrates the written
word during "The Union of Poetry and
Prose." The Guild House, 8 p.m. 802
Monroe. Free. 995-1956.
Enger Reads at Shaman Drum - Leif
Enger reads from "Peace Like a River,"
his newest novel. Signing to follow. 8
p.m. Free. 662-7407.
CAMPUS CINEMA
American Rhapsody See Friday.
Michigan Theater. 8:45 p.m.
The Princess and the Warrior (2000)
See Saturday. Michigan Theater. 9:00
p.m.
Paths of Glory (1957) A.I. still sucks.
I just want to make sure you all under-
stand that. Michigan Theater. 7 p.m.
Four Little Girls (1997) A documentary
about the 1963 Birmingham church
bombing. Michigan Theater. 6 p.m.
Bread and Tulips (2000) See Thursday.
State Theater. 9:30 p.m.
The Deep End (2001) See Thursday.
State Theater. 7:15 p.m.
0 (2001) See Thursday. State Theater.
9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
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St. 8
rocky just the way you
The Firefly Club 207 5.
p.m. $5 665-9090.
The Bird of Paradise Orchestra Try the
orchestra, maybe that will get you
laid. Bird of Paradise 312 S. Main St.,
9:00 p.m. $5 662-8310.
Acoustic Open Mic The chicks will
think its cool when you play Dave
Matthew's songs but those guys in the
corner are going to kick your ass. Tap
Room 9:30 p.m. Free 482-5320.
ALTERNATIVES
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs.
MUSIC
Avant Mondays: Kuz Flashpapr Trippy,
nosiy, rocky just the way you like it
baby. The Firefly Club 207 S. Ashley
St. 8 p.m. $5 665-9090.
The Bird of Paradise Orchestra Try the
orchestra, maybe that will get you
laid. Bird of Paradise 312 S. Main St.,
9:00 p.m. $5 662-8310.
Acoustic Open Mic The chicks will
think its cool when you play Dave
Matthew's songs but those guys in the
corner are going to kick your ass. Tap
Room 9:30 p.m. Free 482-5320.
ALTERNA TIVES
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings."
See Thurs.
"Albert Kahn: Inspiration for the
Modern." See Thurs.
ike it
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BOOKS
John Fulton Reading - Novelist rea
from his latest book, "Retributior
with a signing to follow. ShamE
Drum, 8 p.m. Free. 662-7407.
CAMPUS CINEMA
American Rhapsody See Frida
Michigan Theater. 7:15 & 9:30 p.m.
Nico & Dani (2000) I think it's t
sequel to Milo and Otis. Whatever, I
going to Moe's. Michigan Theat
9:15 p.m.
L'Amour (1972) That means love
foreign talk. Micnigan Theater. 6:0C
Bread and Tulips (2000) See Thursda
State Theater. 9:30 p.m.
The DeepaEnd (2001) Se Thursda
State Theace,. 7:15 p.m.
0 (2001) See Thursday. State Theat
9:30 p.m.
MUSIC
Duncan McMillan Slam Duncan, sla
The Earle, 121 W. Washington St.
p.m. Free 994-0211.
Risque Hot and steamy, and if its r
than that name is a big letdow
Habitat Lounge, Weber's Inn 30
Jackson Road 8:45 p.m. Free 66
3636.
WOW! This movie is gonna be great! Look at Mariah Carey looks so shiny in "Gli
Avant Mondays: Kuz Flashpapr Trippy, Tuesday
Blind Pig Showcase
Rubberhead Lounge and
Blind Pig 208 S. 1st St.,
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ALTERNATIVES
"Donald Sultan: The Smoke Rings
See Thurs.