The Michigan Daily - Thursday. April 6, 2000 - 11 A
A weekly guide to who's
where, what's happening and
why you need to e there,.
Thursday, April 6
Wednesday, April 12
Black and White Didn't this used to be the
name of a Michael Jackson song? Now it's
a movie with a Michael Tyson courtship
scene. At Showcase: 12:15, 12:45, 2:40,
3:10, 4:50, 5:20, 7, 7:30, 9:10, 9:40,
11:30 (Fri. & Sat.), 12 (Fri. & Sat.).
Ready to Rumble Ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen, are
you ready?? Then leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's get ready to
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble. (Cue Jock Jams
one through eight.) At Briarwood: 1:50,
4:40, 7:15,10. At Showcase: 12:05,
12:35, 2:25, 2:55. 4:45, 5:15, 7:05, 7:35,
9:25, 9:55, 11:45 (Fri. & Sat.), 12:15 (Fri.
Return to Me Well, faithful film buffs, this
seems to be the heartfelt tale of a boy and
his boomerang. At Briarwood: 1:40, 4:50,
7:30, 10:10. At Showcase: 1:35, 4:15,
6:45, 9:15, 11:40 (Fri. & Sat.).
Rules of Engagement Gentlemen, the first
rule of engagement, do not talk about rules
of engagement. Second rule of engage-
ment, do not talk about rules of engage-
ment. Third rule of engagement, do not get
engaged until you are at least 35 years old
(the bachelor years are crucial - enjoy
them). Fourth rule of engagement, if a
divorce should happen, you keep the foot-
ball tickets. And the fifth rule of engage-
ment, if it's your first time, you fight. At
Briarwood: 1:10, 4:10, 7, 9:50. At Show-
case: 1:15, 1:45, 4:10, 4:40, 7:10, 7:40,
9:50, 10:20, 12:30.
Not Worth Your Time, or Your Money
American Beauty (B+) Writing this list
is the highlight of my day. It's all about
the Bentleys from here on out. At State:
1:30 (Sat. & Sun.), 4 (Sat. & Sun.),
7:15, 9:30, 12 (Sat.). At Showcase:
1:10, 3:40, 6:40, 9:05, 11:20 (Fri. &
The Cider House Rules (C) Team Mack-
ey weeps long, wet tears for the Oscar
Michael Caine stole from them. Swallow
the American accent and retire now,
Michael. We can't take much more of
you. At Showcase: 2:05, 4:25, 6:55,
9:30, 11:55 (Fri. & Sat.).
Erin Brockovich (B) So after three
straight weeks at the top of the box
office, Hollywood is chanting sequel and
they mean it this time. The latest pro-
posed pitch has Erin marrying former
hotshot director Peter Bogdanovich and
,piling into the car for a cross-county
roadtrip. When the Bogdanoviches get
pulled over by the pigs, they can cop
some lame excuse, like we're just going
to Milwaukee for the dolphins (world-
renowned mind you), then the officer
will let them go, 'cause girls like Erin
have it made like that. At Briarwood:
1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:40. At Showcase:
12:55, 3:45, 5:10, 6:35, 7:50, 9:20,
11:50 (Fri. & Sat.).
The Exorcist (A) Catch this classic re-
release with new bonus footage. Cool!
- At Showcase: 1:20, 4, 6:50, 9:35,
12:05 (Fri. & Sat.).
Final Destination (C) The final destina-
tion for many of us every night is the
dorm cafeteria, where we're treated to a
warm vegetable stir-fry served on a
warm bed of wild rice. That's assuming
the seared tuna dish doesn't pan out as
planned. At Showcase: 1:25, 3:35, 5:45,
8, 10:10, 12:10 (Fri. & Sat.).
Ghost Dog (C) Come see Forrest's corn-
rows put Sprewell andIverson to shame.
At State: 2 (Sat. & Sun.), 4:30 (Sat. &
Sun.), 7, 9:15.
High Fidelity (C) Well, if John Cusack
was a good actor and the script here
was actually funny, then this might be a
good movie. Wonder why the book was
so popular. At Showcase: 12:10, 2:35,
4:55, 7:20, 10:05, 12:20 (Fri. & Sat.).
Mission to Mars (D-) Its kind of a dag-
blamed shame that this is only the sec-
ond worst movie Tim Robbins has been
in this year. Can you guess the worst
(Hint: Look one entry up)? I've got a
slice of warm peach pie that says you
can't. At Showcase: 12:25, 11:15 (Fri.
My Dog Skip B+ Enough of this busi-
ness about Skip, what we really need is
a movie about my dog Norton. That's
right, Edward Norton. Ed and I are dogs
and we play b-ball every Saturday and if
we could just get a camera crew to
come tape us, well, we might be onto
something big. Besides, Ed's got a
wicked reverse slam that you have to
see to believe. At Briarwood: 1:15,
Price of Glory Last I heard, glory costs
a little bit more than a hot dog at Com-
erica Park. But it's a closer call than it
should be. At Showcase: 12.
The Road to El Dorado (C) This movie
would be much better if it were known
as "The Road to El Dorito" and was
about two brothers who go off in search
of a bag of perfect chips. Elton John-
would sing the title track "Cool Ranch."
At Briarwood: 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:20. At
Showcase: 12:30, 1, 1:30, 2:30, 3,
3:30, 4:30, 5, 5:30, 6:30, 7:15, 7:45,
8:15, 9, 9:30, 11 (Fri. & Sat.).
Romeo Must Die (C+) If this movie lives
up to its title, I'm not liking Romeo's
chances of being alive come credit time.
At Briarwood: 7:40, 10:15. At Show-
case: 12:40, 3:05, 5:40, 8:05, 10,
10:30, 12:25 (Fri. & Sat.), 12:40 (Fri. &
The Skulls (C+) Secret societies are no
fun, secret societies hurt someone. At
Briarwood: 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 9:45. At
Showcase: 12:20, 12:50, 2:45, 3:15,
5:05, 5:35, 7:25, 7:55, 9:45, 10:15, 12
(Fri. & Sat.), 12:30 (Fri. & Sat.).
The Sixth Sense (B) The saving grace of
the Academy Awards was the fact that
they threw a block down on little Haley.
Tough stuff, kid, learn to deal with it. At
Showcase: 2:50, 10:25, 12:35 (Fri. &
The Fugitive (1993) Come watch the
Harrison Ford classic and then stay for a
question and answer session with
screenwriter Jeb Stuart, (See Erin Podol-
sky's article two pages back.) Michigan
Theater, 603 E. Liberty. 7 p.m. Free.
The Ufe and Times of Hank Greenberg
(1998) Come check out the movie that
documents the life of the former Detroit
Tiger and baseball legend. They retired
his number, y'know. Michigan Theater,
603 E. Liberty. 6:45 & 8:45 p.m. $5.50.
Sevendust Last time I was at Harpo's, I
paid a bum five bucks not to break into
my car. Get there early for cheaper park-
ing. Harpo's, Detroit. 7 p.m. $18.50.
Methods of Mayhem Tommy Lee does his
best Korn impression, just for you. St.
Andrew's Hall, Detroit, 8 p.m. Call for
Eileen Ivers If there was a title for fid-
dling, she would have it. There is, and
she's got seven. The Ark, 316 S. Main.
7:30 p.m. $15. 761-1451.
Stefon Harris Quartet Steve, his vibra-
phone and, one can only assume, three
other guys and/or gals. Bird of Paradise,
312 S. Main. 8, 10:30 p.m. $20. 662-
Punk Night Come to see the Delinquents,
stay to see the latest in hair dye and
nose ring accessories. The Elbow Room,
Ypsilanti. 9:30 p.m. $3. 483-6374.
U of M Campus Philharmonic Orchestra
Is anyone here from ... Ann Arbor, Michi-
gan? Let me hear you make some noise!
McIntosh Theatre, North Campus. 8 p.m.
U of M Women's Glee Club If you couldn't
figure out the last one, this is probably
giving you brain cramps. Just breathe.
Britton Recital Hall, North Campus. 8
Cabaret Linda Goodrich, who performed
in the musical's national tour, directs this
University Productions show about a
Berlin nightclub dealing with the rise of
the Nazis. Power Center. 8 p.m. $14-18,
$7 for students. 764-0450.
Family Life: Three Brutal Comedies Three
different dysfunctional families come to
life through the Basement Arts produc-
tion of Prof. Wendy Hammond's script.
Arena Theatre, Frieze Building. 8 p.m.
The Mikado The University Gilbert and
Sullivan society revamps the duo's most
famous operetta. Mendelssohn Theatre.
8 p.m. $14-16, $7 for students. 764-
The Ride Down Mt. Morgan Performance
Network presents this Arthur Miller play
about a man whose two wives discover
each other's existence. Performance
Network, 408 W. Washington. 8 p.m.
$15-18, $3 discount for students. 663-
Matt Berstein Sycamore Editor of "Tricks
and Treats: Sex Workers Write About
Their Clients" reads from the collection.
Shaman Drum Bookshop, 315 S. State. 8
p.m. Free. 662-7407.
Science Fiction Book Group Discussion
of Frank Herbert's "Dune." Meet in the
cafe. Borders Arborland, 3527 Washte-
naw. 7 p.m. Free. 677-6948.
Full Circle Productions Open Mic poetry
featuring musical accompaniment. Gypsy
Cafe. 7 p.m. $3. 764-0395.
Film Farm IV Come see some of the best
films made by students of this fine Uni-
versity. At Nat. Sci. Aud. 8 p.m. $3.
The ife and Times of Hank Greenberg
(1998) See Thurs. 6:45 & 8:45 p.m.
Marian McPartland Jazz pianist cele-
brates new scholarship at School of
Music. The scholarship: The Marian
McPartland Jazz Piano Fund. Kerrytown
Concert House, 415 N. 4th. 7, 9 p.m.
Solid Frog Former members of Liquid Tur-
tle and Gaseous Chameleon met in
Saline, Michigan, and the rest is rock
and roll history. Blind Pig, 208 S. 1st. 10
p.m. $5. 996-8555.
Dave Holland Quintet Warm up with Paul
Klinger's Easy Street Swingtet at 5, then
fork over some real money. Bird of Par-
adise, 312. S. Main. 9, 11:30 p.m. $23.
U of M Symphony and Concert Bands
Two bands for the price of one. Make
that the price of none. Hill Auditorium,
825 N. University. 8 p.m. Free. 764-
U of M Student Chamber Brass Ensemble
That looks like too many words, doesn't
it? I double-checked, though ... Britton
Recital Hall, North Campus. 5 p.m. Free.
Cabaret See Thursday. 8 p.m.
courtesy of MGM Pictures
Minne Driver and David Duchovny star in "Return to Me."
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