10- The Michigan Daily - Friday, September 5, 1997
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Mira Sorvino kills bugs dead in lackluster 'Mimic
Even master thespians Giancarlo Giannini, Jeremy Northam and Charles S. Dutton
can't save "Mimic" from the depths of mediocrity.
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By Julia Shih
Daily Film Editor
No summer is complete without at
least one horror flick involving mutila-
tions, free-flowing flesh wounds and
demonic creatures
to wash out the
shiny, happy plasticR
taste left by all those
cheesy romantic I
comedies. As this
year's gore-fest
offering, "Mimic" At
stars mutated bugs
that exercise a great deal of graphic
vengeance on unsuspecting humans.
How original.
Even with a talented cast headed by
Mira Sorvino and Jeremy Northam,
combined with the latest special-effects
technology, "Mimic" valiantly strug-
gles like a desperate rat caught in an
unrelenting glue trap before finally
sputtering to a grand but unimpressive
death.
The film's havoc-wreakers come into
existence when entomologist Susan
Taylor (Mira Sorvino) uses mutated
DNA to create a strain of insects in
order to save children who are dying
from a virus carried by cockroaches.
These bugs are designed to froth
through their rear-ends until their secre-
tions kill all cockroaches. Brilliantly,
the virus is wiped out and these life-
saving insects, which are engineered to
die within six months, are long forgot-
ten.
But just like in Michael Crichton's
novel, "Jurassic Park," nature takes over
and these man-made monsters find a
way to reproduce and rapidly evolve.
Sorvino's character later gives a wobbly
and outrageous explanation as to how
these insects could have possibly man-
aged this, but meanwhile, the bugs end
up turning into creatures that look just
like men wearing "funny shoes" and
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movie's silliness.
The true highlight of "Mimic" is the
special effects, which should please all
special-effects buffs. The scenes involv-
ing attacks of the creatures on humans
are visually impressive a though, con-
sidering that the script calls for every
single character in the film to have a
death wish, the attacks soon develop
into the cinematic equivalent of a bro-
ken record.
The first attack is the most notable
and amazing display of sci-fi technolo-
gy, involving Sorvino's first encounter
with an evolved creature while giving
audiences their first look at the huge
insects.
As for the actors, Sorvino shows an
incredibly limited range of emotions,
but is refreshing as a beautiful intellect
as opposed to the beautiful ditz she
played in "Romy and Michele's High
School Reunion."
Jeremy Northam proves to be a
charming leading man, though not quite
as charming as when he played the dia-
bolical killer opposite Sandra aullock.
in "The Net." His role in "Mimic" does,
not allow him to fully display his tal-
ents, as he is more or less -impotent'
throughout the movie until -the end,
when he suddenly gains superhuman,
abilities. -
Charles Dutton, Giancarlo Giannini,
and Josh Brolin also turn in sohd per-
formances as dutiful sidekicks.
For all the blood, guts attd shi
that Del Toro throws at us, "Mimic",
succeeds more in sickening'than -in
thrilling. The film shows pot'enltial in,
following along the lines of the
creepy, crawly blockbuster:
"Arachnophobia," but it bombs -like
yet another forgettable half-baked sci-4
fi dud.
The best thing to do wouklbe to.
throw this one to the Mystery Scie
Theater 3000 boys, and pray that the
people behind this one have-enough.
sense not to make a sequel.
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From the creepy
and amazing opening montage to his
consistently incredible use of the cam-
era, Del Toro sets an apprehensive tone
from the very beginning that has audi-
ences filled with feelings of electric
excitement.
His emphasis of close confinements
and playing with viewers' fears is some-
thing common in most movies of this
genre, but Del Toro does it in a highly
stylized manner. But for all his talent
and skills, there isn't much he can do
with a storyline and dialogue that
appear to have been added as an after-
thought to complement the film's spe-
cial effects.
Cheesy lines and a lack of plot are
the things that kill this movie. The lines
are reminiscent of classic B horror
films and don't really serve a purpose,
while the only semblance of a plot is
what occurs while the film crew takes a
breather in between creating fantastic
monster attacks.
Even feeblekattempts at giving the
main protagonists some depth (a dra-
matic scene that involves a pregnancy
test and revelations that the Taylors are
desperately trying to have a baby) seem
totally out of place and ridiculous. One
intimate scene that involves the couple
silently conveying their love for each
other through an anointing of slime
should have audiences laughing at the
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personality.
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the dark underworld of bootleggers a4
conflicts with organized crime:-brough
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success as a showgirl at the,fare,d
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