The Michigan Daily - Thursday, September 5, 1996 - Page 7A
,The Washington Post
WASHINGTON - Tucked into the fiscal
1997 defense authorization bill are hundreds of
directives from Congress that require the White
House and Defense Department to send reports
to Capitol Hill on a wide range of subjects.
The legislated requests for studies can be
enormously ambitious, such as one calling for a
comprehensive examination of defense strate-
gy" every four years. Or they can be very simple
and specific such as an assessment of "self
defense options" for the Navy's Cyclone patrol
Last year, Congress wrote into the defense
authorization and appropriations bills require-
ments for so many reports that it took the
Pentagon I l pages to list them all. The
Pentagon is still putting together this year's num-
ber, because the final version of the bill has
passed only the House. It may be taken up in the
Senate this week.
Congress writes language requesting reports
into almost every authorization or appropria-
tions bill, but no other department gets as many
One House staff member said he doubted
many of last year's reports were even read when
they finally reached Capitol Hill. "I have enough
trouble reading the basic backup materials sent
with the budget,' he said.
Critics describe these congressional orders as
either attempts to micromanage defense spend-
ing or make-work projects designed to promote
some members' or staffers' pet issues. Often
they reflect partisan political agendas.
For example, a Republican-drafted provision
in the current bill calls on President Clinton to
certify within 15 days of signing it whether the
United States "can intercept and destroy a single
ballistic missile launched at the territory of the
GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole has
campaigned vociferously on the need for ballis-
tic missile defense, saying in a June speech in
New York: "If there was a ballistic missile on its
way to New York City and (you) got on the
phone to the White House, you'd probably say
shoot it down. But we can't because we don't
have the technology."
The U.S. antiballistic missile system centered
at Grand Forks, N.D., has been inoperable since
the late 1970s, so neither Presidents Ronald
Reagan nor George Bush could have certified
that the nation could have stopped such an
FRESHMAN or sophomore student needed
to assist professional male w/ morning care in
his home near campus. Pre-med students
pref. Must have car & live in Ann Arbor.
ill need at least 1 yr. commitment. N-smkr.
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Individualized Home Care @ 971-4200.
GARDENER- 10-15 hrs./wk. Exp.
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GRADER for children's math program.
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W:30. Call after 7:00 p.m. 761-4026.
GROUP HOME FOR mentally ill adults
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Ideal candidates will be self-motivated
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Applicants must be 18 years of age with a
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fax your resume to: 888/216-6337 or call
MESSENGERS (2) deliver campus mail on
route & other duties. Prefer UM stud. Must
be familiar w/ campus & have valid driver's
license 6.75/hr. 20 hrs. 8-12 or 1-5 M-F call
Joanne at 764-7230.
MOTHER'S HELPER to drive 12 yr. old to
activity, grocery shop. Tuesdays 2:15-4:15
p.m. Need car. No smoking. References. Call
995-3561 from 6-10 p.m.
NATIONAL PARKS HIRING - Positions
are now available at National Parks, Forests
& Wildlife Preserves. Excellent benefits +
bonuses! Call: 1-206/971-3620 ext. N55981.
NEED DEPENDABLE person to help 2:30-
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NEW HIGH-TECH TANNING SALON
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NOW HIRING PART-TIME office asst. for
Fall term no experience necessary great
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OASIS HOT TUB GARDENS is now ac-
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personnel. Must be avail. for eve. & weekend
shifts. Applicants must be dependable,
energetic, & like to have fun while they
work. Apply in person Mon.-Fri., 12-6 p.m.
2301 S. State.
OFFICE PERSON/PART-TIME Mac skills
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PAID PR INTERNSHIP FALL '96. SE
Michigan advertising agency is seeking
creative, energetic person interested in the
excitement of the entertainment industry.
Full/part-time PR/promotions position to ef-
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PART-TIME GENERAL labor for contract
builder. Flex. hrs. Days. 663-5938.
PARTHENON RESTAURANT NOW
HIRING experienced waitstaff lunch & din-
ner full or part time. Also host or hostess.
Apply in person only. 226 S. Main St.
PROFESSIONAL FEMALE ARTIST -
needs male/female couple to model for a
series of paintings. This is a nude gig. $36/hr.
Call Julie, 761-2324.
Ann Arbor opening. PT/FT. Degree or
extensive relevant experience desirable and
be able to accept responsibility. Challenging
position with innovative and rapidly growing
medical billing company. Competitive wages
with excellent benefits. Send your resume to
PMG, P0 Box 1108, Ann Arbor, MI 4816-
1108 or FAX: 313.677.7407.
PROGRAMMER visual basic 3.0. Degree
not essential. Call 313/994-9321. Fax
RECEPTIONIST for medical type office.
20-30 hrs./week. 313/971-8801.
RESEARCH I position available at UM.
Work on a project researching nutrition and
breast cancer. Involves working with people,
laboratory work, and computer work. Full-
time position. I year commitment preferred.
STUDENT MANAGERS WANTED to as-
sist operations at Top of the i on sixth floor of
ISR, 426 S. Thompson. Shifts avail. Mon.-
Fri. 7-9 a.m., 3-5 p.m. approximately.
Preference given to students in town for
Winter Break. Call Charlie at 764-8512
anytime except 12-1 p.m.
STUDENT STAFF needed for daily & event
operations. Very flexible. 998-7236.
SUBSTITUTES needed for early childhood
center. Work according to your schedule.
Fun job working with young children. Call
SUPERTANS NOW hiring energetic, cus-
tomer-oriented indiv. for all shifts (primarily
a.m.) Apply at store.
NEEDED for public health research projects.
Office is located in downtown Ann Arbor.
Paid parking. Flexible scheduling. Evening
and weekend hours. 12 to 15 hours per week.
EOE. Apply at I.T.S., 209 E. Washington,
Second 'oor, Ann Arbor.
THE ORIGINAL COTTAGE Inn now
hiring for cooks and waitstaff on central
campus. Please apply at 512 E. William.
UMI is an established infonnation services
company with operations throughout the
world. The International Sales and Marketing
department is seeking to fill the position of
paid intern starting as soon as possible. The
individual should have a strong interest in the
international market, be very organized and
able to handle many projects at once, and be
willing to take on a wide range of tasks. 40
hours/week, Monday-Friday. A background
in business, knowledge of a foreign
language, and experience living or studying
abroad are also preferred.
All interested persons should send a cover
letter and resume to:
Attn: Paul A. Tucci
International Sales and Marketing
300 N. Zeeb Road
Ann Arbor, MI 48106
WANTED: DRIVER Driver for after school
activities for children. hours somewhat flex.
15 hrs./wk. Mon.-Fri. Please call 998-0643
WANTED: UM STUDENT for employment
beginning Fall term '96. General office
duties, errands, Macintosh friendly, valid
driver's license. Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday hours available. Please submit
resume by September 9 to Karen Gibbons,
University of Michigan, Provost's Office,
3074 Fleming Administration Bldg., Ann
Arbor, MI 48109-1340.
WANTED: work-study students to work in
either our genetic research lab or office. No
exp. necessary. Call 763-0651 to apply.
The University of Michigan,
Survey Research Center
Survey Lab is now recruiting
communication skills and
interest/background in the
social/economic sciences to
join a team conducting
political, business and
GYMNASTICS INSTRUCTORS Positions
Available. Pre-School, recreational & com-
petitive teams. Must have experience, en-
thusiasm & own transportation. Call Gym
America at 971-1667.
DJAVE A BLAST friendly service oriented
dividuals needed for part-time counter help
W. cake decorating. Apply in person Baskin
Robbins 1952 W. Stadium.
HOME HEALTH AIDES very flexible
schedules. No experience necessary - We'll
train. Must have transportation. Call 930-
HOUSE CLEANING for untidy Professor. 6
hrs./wk. Split between 2 days, $8/hr. Flex;
cam ski p exam wks., Vacations. Car needed.
HOUSECLEANING part time. Bums Park
area. 3 days/wk., 3-6 p.m. Also drive 13 yr.
old boy to activities on occasion. N-smkr.
'just have checkable references. $7/hr. 662-
*92 after 6 p.m.
HOUSEKEEPING- Laundry, vacuuming,
other 4cleaning; 6 hrs./wk.; $9/hr.; walking
distance to campus; after 6 p.m. call 662-
NOW SELECTING KEY PLAYER
FOR ANN ARBOR'S
#1 SERVICE TEAM
Part time, evening position available in our
housekeeping department for friendly, loyal,
4icailorented individuals. Highest Starting
gy In Town! Apply in person at BELL
TOWER HOTEL, 300 S. Thayer (on UM
HUNGRY HOWIE'S Pizza now hiring
drivers for days and nights. Drivers earn up
to $9/hr. 994-5464 or 421-1064.
INSTRUCTORS for preschool art and lan-
guage workshops. Gain teaching experience
in your specialty in art, music, science,
sports, dance, drama, Spanish. Need reliable
THERINE'S CATERING hiring cater-
ing supervisors & waitstaff. Call Craig @
LAGNIAPPE DELI & CATERING P/IT,
yr. round, retail cater staff. Flex. hrs., meals,
good working cond. 741-4400.
LANDSCAPE & CONSTRUCTION labor,
Full or part time, good working cond. 668-
LAWYER'S CLUB dining services now
hiring. $6.50/hr. Meal benefits, catering
opportunities. Apply in person at 551 S. State
or call now at 764-111I5. EOE.
*be highly self-directed
*have a professional
telephone manner for
*have experience with IBM
*be available to work nearly
exclusively evenings and
WE ARE LOOKING FOR a few good men
& women, for security guard work on the U
of M campus. Are you qualified? Can you
meet the challenge? Good pay and regular
hours. Come join us! Apply at State Security
Services, 525 Church St. 668-0444. EOli.
WORK HARID, PLAY HARD, make
money and have fun!!! Now hiring. Employ-
ment Open House Mon. Sept. 9 3-6 p.m.
BD's Mongolian Barbeque. 200 S. Main St.
WORK IN THE GREAT OUI'DOORS!
Positions now available at
A-i LAWN CARE
Ann Arbor's Largest Lawn Care Co.
*Mowing, fertilization, leaf removal
Crew Leader & Crew Member positions start
at $6.75-7.25/hr. Winter snow removal at
$12-14/hr. Will work around School
Schedule. Apply today at 719 W. Ellsworth
#8 (1 Block West of State St.) or call 663-
WORK PART-TIME. Reliable people
needed to poster campus to publicize events.
Flexible hours. Start now. Pay $5/hr. Call
Mami at Hillel, 769-0500.
WORK STUDY ONLY P/' position @
Medical School Research Lab, $7.50/hr.
Contact Sue Miler@ 764-3190.
WORK STUDY POSITIONS- Nonprofit
support center in downtown Ann Arbor is
seeking work study candidates for education
and training, fund development and admini-
strative assistance. $6 per hour. Only stu-
dents qualified through the Work Study of-
fice should apply. Call Diane at NEW, 998-
WORK STUDY JOBS avail. Computer
programmer & office assistant. If interested
please call office of New Student Programs at
WORK STUDY office staff. Assist in
processing research grant proposals. Word
processing, filing, copying, address campus
mail. Some Mac exp. Hours flex. $6.75/hr.
Call JoAnne @ 764-7230.
WORK-STUDY STUDENTS NEEDED
Have fun while you earn! Work-study stu-
dents needed in all areas of theatre; costumes,
props., lighting, sound, paint, scenery, box
office, mktg., financial and computers. Com-
petitive pay, flex. hrs., free theatre tix. Call
Betsy 763-5213 or Mark 763-0950
AFTER SCHOOL CARE- 2 boys, 11 & 7.
Must have car. 763-5358 or 426-4017.
AFTER SCHOOL SUPERVISION in our
home for 13 & 10 yr. olds. Drive to activities,
start supper, help w/ homework. Thurs. 3:30 -
6:30 or p.m., additional hrs. possible. 663-
1888 or 996-2611.
AFTERSCHOOL CHILDCARE seek dep.
exp. person to care for one 10 yr. old child in
our A2 home. N-smkr. Own car req. 3:30-
7:00 p.m. 3 days/wk. Refs, req. Call 747-
BABYSITTER/DRIVER for Mon. & Wed.
3:30-4:30 & Sat. 8 A.M.-12:30 P.M. Call
Elayne @ 747-7333.
BABYSITTER NEEDED in eves. for 2 & 1/
2 yr. old w/ references. 332-0873.
BABYSITTER needed for infant. 2-3 eves.
weekly and some daytime. Competitive pay.
N-smkr. only. Call 971-1519.
BABYSITTER: weeknight/wk. 5:00 to
Midnight. Own trans. 747-9056.
BABYSITTER for 7 mo. old girl. Mon. or
Wed. eve and occasional weekends. Trans.
not necessary. W/in walking/biking distance
of campus 994-8553.
BABYSITTER NEEDED for fall semester.
2 children, North Campus. Tuesdays and
Thursdays, 4-8:30 p.m. and some other
evenings. Call Beth or Eric, 763-8496.
BABYSITTER-we need an occasional sitter
this year for our 3 NW A2 kids (beginning
with UM football Sats.). If you are
experienced, have a car, don't smoke and
want $7/hr., give us a call 763-1091.
BABYSITTER WANTED for 2 kids ages 7
& 3. Weekend morings. or weekday nights,
8-12 hrs./wk. Must have car. $6/hr. Call Rich
BABYSITrER NEEDED for 2 girls - 8 &
10 yrs. old. Generous pay. Non-smoking.
Own trans. Refs. Call 995-5666.
BABYSITTER- Responsible, enthusiastic,
non-smoker for eves. & weekends. Must
have car. 663-3223.
BABYSITTER NEEDED FOR ALEX 1 1/
2 at his home 2 momings & one evening
each week. Call 741-8113.
BABYSITTER WANTED part-time. Call
after 6 only. 996-2876.
BABYSITTER WANTED - Flexible hrs.
must have ref. & own trans. Call after 4 p.m.
BURNS PARK FAMILY seeks engaging
stud. to provide companionable supervision
of friendly/fun 9-yr.-old boy & 12-yr.-old
girl. Duties vary, incl. Idry., simple dinner
prep, taxiing kids to lessons. Own car pref.
Ref. req. 3:30-6;00 Mon.-Fri. 769-1265
CHILD CARE NE A2. Tues., Thurs.; 3:20-
5:50. Must have car. 662-9782.
CHILD CARE Energetic exp non-smoker
needed for 2 children in NE Ann Arbor. lrs.
2:30-6:30 p.m. Mon. through Fri. excellent
pay, ref. req. 994-9443.
CHILD CARE FOR 3 & 6 yr. olds in our
NE Ann Arbor home. Mon.-Fri. afternoons.
15-20 hrs./wk. Call 995-0882.
Childcare & General Household Help
Seeking a very nice, energetic, n-smkg. fem.
pref. to help with child care for 4 & light
housekeeping near UM campus, M-Th. 3-8 +
possible early am. Must have exp., love
children. Pref. driver with trans. Ref. req.
Contact Suzanne Plaszner or Michael
Weinstein 996-1623 or 763-2309 M-F days,
or Email email@example.com
ENTHUSIASTIC PERSON for long-term,
P/l'commitment for 3 kids. Flex. after-
noonhrs. Trans. & ref. req. 973-0825.
EXECUTIVE NEEDS overnight babysitting
for 3 older kids. next time is Sept. 10-13.
Prefer you have a car and free evenings. Ann
Arbor. 741-0649 eves.
EXPERIENCED BABYSITTER w/reli-
able car needed to pick up child from school
around 5 p.m. Mon.-Fri. Fem. preferred. Call
EXPERIENCED, RESPONSIBLE, caring
person to watch 5 yr. and 2 yr. olds 3 after-
noons/I eve./wk. $7/hr. 665-2803.
FULL-TIME CHILD CARE. Head and as-
sistant teachers to work with early childhood
child care. 2 years of college experience in
related field is necessary. Ann Arbor YMCA
NANNIES NEEDED exp. in childcare. Top
salary & benefits. F/T or Pll'. A2 area. Nanny
NANNY for 1 & 4 girls, 45 hrs., N.E. AA.
Non-smoker; own car. Lt. housekeeping.
Experience. 313/568-5412 (days); 741-9763
PART-TIME to work with early childhood
or school-age children. Experience
necessary. Ann Arbor YMCA 663-9004.
PART-TIME CHILD CARE needed. Tues.
5:30p.m. - 8p.m. References required, ex-
perience preferred. 975-0434.
RESPONSIBLE, caring student to work as
mother's helper for adorable toddler, I or 2
RES PON SI B L E CARING childeare
provider w/ own trans. needed for 2-3 hrs.
afterschool for 8 & 10 yr. old girls. NE Ann
Arbor. $7+/hr. Call 761-9813 after 6 p.m.
SiTTER NEEDED 3-7 P.M. 2 or more after-
noons/wk. Must drive, great pay, great kids,
ROMANTIC ESCAPE - Cozy log cabins,
$54-75 nightly, incl. hot tub, canoes, & more.
Traverse City. 616/276-9502.
SPRING BREAK reps. wanted Aculco,
Nassau, Cancun. Call Dan 665-6122. 209 S.
STUDENTS ANYWHERE in the U.S. on
Continental $159 or $239. Bring your Con-
tinental voucher & AMEX card. Linda at
Regency Travel, 209 S. State, 665-6122.
WANTED 2 good Season U of M tix. Will
pay reasonable price. Call Thom at 810/642-
8700. Leave message.
WANTED 2-4 TIX U of M/Colorado& U of
M/MSU. 800/312-5310 or 517/351-0185.
WORLDWIDE LOW air fares. Reserve
your Christmas space early. Regency Travel
209 S. State St. 665-6122.
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INTRODUCTORY Zen Meditation course 5
Thurs. eves. starts Sept. 12. Yoga class 6
Tues. eves. begins Sept. 10. Sunday morning
meditation 9:30, Sun. afternoon meditation &
chanting 5 p.m., talks follow. All welcome.
Zen Buddhist Temple 1214 Packard, at
JAPANESE SWORDSMANSHIP laido
sandan, kendo shodan new to A2 area look-
ing to join or start practice grp. Have sword
and kendogu need partners & rms. w/ high
ceilings. Call Charles 975-0364
PRKG. SPOTS, CENTRAL cam s. State
& Packard. $40/mo. call Rebecca 13-4987
FEMALE WANTED - to share 2 bdrm. apt.
Walk to campus. Call 810/288-0529.
764-7109. No further
SCOREKEEPERS- Ann Arbor's premiere
sports bar has immediate opening for wait &
floor staff-No experience necessary. For
position in fun atmosphere with flexible
hours submit applications to Eric at 310
SEEKING DRIVER, safe car, 6-8 hrs.
weekly for after school pick up of 2 children,
SEEKING STUDENT to train and develop
Microsoft Access database. 10-15 hrs. of
work. $6.00/hr. 973-9030.
SEMEN DONORS NEEDED for an infer-
tility clinic. Male students or grads. 20-40
yrs. old are sought. Donors are paid $60 per
acceptable donation. Write APRL, P.O. Box
2674, Ann Arbor, MI 48106.
SHORT ORDER & prep cooks. Great pay
& working conditions. Free meals. Apply at
Old Town Tavern 122 W. Liberty.
or contacts will be
accepted. The University of
Michigan is an Equal
TRAVEL ABROAD AND WORK - Make
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No teaching background or Asian languages
required. For information call: 206/971-3570
ADOPT Loving mom & dad w/3 yr. old little
girl wish to share their hearts & home w/
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Expenses pd. Call Debby & Larry 1-800/989-
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