6B - The Michigan Daily - Weue4t , e4 - Best of Ann Arbor - Thursday, April 18, 1996
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Tie between The Graduate
(GEO) and the Code of
Who says organized labor is on the
downfall. Bet you never knew your
T.A. (oh, we mean G.S.I) had it in
them to stand out in the cold and
fight hard for what they believe in.
Rock on GSis. And how about that
Code? Fight the power; fight the
Best Activist Group:
A two-day work stoppage (read:
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we don't have to go to class)? Yeah,
we dig it. But seriously, the GEO
does the, whole protest thing right:
barbecue, hot dogs, buttons, stroll-
ing musicians,picket signs and
picket lines. Just like the good old
days. Are you out there, Tom
Best Protest Slogan:
"Say no "; "Love, peace,
democracy"; "Prop. 187";
"Causes Suck" (FOUR-
OK, but whatever happened to
"Solidarity Forever"? Or, "Hey hey,
ho ho, the racist Daily's got to go"?
But don't tell the Freemasons.
Maybe we could get him to write
an expose about Michagamua.
Best Computing Center:
Never mind those lines. Or those
long printer queues.
Best Student Group:
Actually, we thought Michi-
gamua would win. I smell a con-
it's Batman, the Caped Crusader, star of the "Worst Film Everybody Saw."
The bathrooms in the Chemistry Building sure are cozy. Just ask this guy.
Best Sagging Cleavage:
Clint Eastwood in "The
Bridges of Madison
Best Film Nobody Saw:
Worst Film Everybody
Best Kiddie Movies:
"Babe" and "Toy Story"
Worst Kiddie Movies:
Anything that stars an
elephant, whale, dog, cat,
ape, Native American
princess or Robin Will-
Competition for Jessie
DemiMoore in the upcom-
girl." - Nicholas Cage to E
Shue in "Leaving Las Vegas"
"He's not an animal
ballplayer." - Matt LeBlanc
"We're here to preserve der
not practice it." - Gene Hac
The "Ishtar" probably
sounded like a good idea
at the time award:
Most Ridiculous Title:
"To Wong Foo, Thanks
for Everything, Julie
The Michigan Theater
Best Local Event:
Tie between the Fellini
Oliver Stone: "Making
Movies Matter" "Failure is not an option."
Films To Fear: Harris in "Apollo 13"
"Fear and "PrimalFear" "I think I'm with the right
Best Frat to Party With:
Rock on, man. Bring your dirty
white hat and flannel, and they'll
turn up the Pearl Jam for you.
Pi Beta Phi
Yeah, but you just wait until
Weekend, etc. columnist Mike
Rosenberg goes through with his
plan to have sorority houses turned
into donut shops. Next years win-
ner: Dunkin' Kapa Choco.
Lots of Socialists to party with -
in other words, they don't care about
private property and the alcohol is a
collective good. And what's with that
name? Reminds us of another co-op
the Perry Building
The real danger is crossing the in-
tersection to get to the building, if you
can walk that far. And it used to be
an elementary school. Safety patrol,
the Chemistry Building
Sparkling clean. One could eat off
the floor. In fact, many do.
Best Lecture Hall:
1800 Chemistry Building
It's large, airy and mulit-tiered for
your viewing convenience. Hence, a
good place to not get caught sleep-
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