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Best Cause:
Tie between The Graduate
Employees Organization
(GEO) and the Code of
Student Conduct
Who says organized labor is on the
downfall. Bet you never knew your
T.A. (oh, we mean G.S.I) had it in

them to stand out in the cold and
fight hard for what they believe in.
Rock on GSis. And how about that
Code? Fight the power; fight the
man.
Best Activist Group:
GEO
A two-day work stoppage (read:

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we don't have to go to class)? Yeah,
we dig it. But seriously, the GEO
does the, whole protest thing right:
barbecue, hot dogs, buttons, stroll-
ing musicians,picket signs and
picket lines. Just like the good old
days. Are you out there, Tom
Hayden?
Best Protest Slogan:
"Say no "; "Love, peace,
democracy"; "Prop. 187";
"Causes Suck" (FOUR-
WAY TIE)
OK, but whatever happened to
"Solidarity Forever"? Or, "Hey hey,
ho ho, the racist Daily's got to go"?
Best Speaker:
Oliver Stone
But don't tell the Freemasons.
Maybe we could get him to write
an expose about Michagamua.
Best Computing Center:
Angell Hall
Never mind those lines. Or those
long printer queues.
Best Student Group:
AIESEC
Actually, we thought Michi-
gamua would win. I smell a con-
spiracy.


it's Batman, the Caped Crusader, star of the "Worst Film Everybody Saw."

MARGARET MYERS/DaMy
The bathrooms in the Chemistry Building sure are cozy. Just ask this guy.

Best Sagging Cleavage:
Clint Eastwood in "The
Bridges of Madison
County"
Best Film Nobody Saw:
"Nixon"
Worst Film Everybody
Saw:
"Batman Forever"
Best Kiddie Movies:
"Babe" and "Toy Story"
Worst Kiddie Movies:
Anything that stars an
elephant, whale, dog, cat,
ape, Native American
princess or Robin Will-
iams

Competition for Jessie
Spano:
DemiMoore in the upcom-
ing "Striptease"
Best Quotes:

girl." - Nicholas Cage to E
Shue in "Leaving Las Vegas"
"He's not an animal
ballplayer." - Matt LeBlanc
"We're here to preserve der
not practice it." - Gene Hac
"Crimson Tide"

The "Ishtar" probably
sounded like a good idea
at the time award:
"Cutthroat Island"
Most Ridiculous Title:
"To Wong Foo, Thanks
for Everything, Julie
Newmar"
Best Theater:
The Michigan Theater
Worst Projectionist:
ArwulfArwulf
Best Local Event:
Tie between the Fellini
Film Festival
Oliver Stone: "Making

Movies Matter" "Failure is not an option."
Films To Fear: Harris in "Apollo 13"
"Fear and "PrimalFear" "I think I'm with the right

Best Frat to Party With:
Sigma Chi
Rock on, man. Bring your dirty
white hat and flannel, and they'll

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Best Sorority:
Pi Beta Phi
Yeah, but you just wait until
Weekend, etc. columnist Mike
Rosenberg goes through with his
plan to have sorority houses turned
into donut shops. Next years win-
ner: Dunkin' Kapa Choco.
Best Co-op:
Joint House
Lots of Socialists to party with -
in other words, they don't care about
private property and the alcohol is a
collective good. And what's with that
name? Reminds us of another co-op
rumor
Ugliest Building:
the Perry Building
The real danger is crossing the in-
tersection to get to the building, if you
can walk that far. And it used to be
an elementary school. Safety patrol,
anyone?
Best Bathroom:
the Chemistry Building
Sparkling clean. One could eat off
the floor. In fact, many do.
Mmmmmmm.
Best Lecture Hall:
1800 Chemistry Building
It's large, airy and mulit-tiered for
your viewing convenience. Hence, a
good place to not get caught sleep-
ing, as well.

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Folks curl around the block in an hour-long
wait. All just to eat toast, hash browns, bacon,
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The folks that run the place are great. Their
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-from Big Ten Country by Bob Wood
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