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Worst Sound Mix:
The Michigan Union
The Blind (Deaf) Pig
Our eardrums are still ringing from
Guided By Voices set in December,
thanks to the over-cranked guitars. Do
these people believe in listening to
Best /Worst Genitalia
Mr. Manson of the shlock industrial
giant Marilyn Manson showed the St.
Andrews crowd his scrotum, drew
lipstick around his mouth, scrawled
the phrase "faggot" on his chest and
screamed "I hear there's some 14-year
olds who want to fuck me. Who wants
to fuck me now?" Then things got
ugly. During Danzig's show at the
State two hot bisexual blonde strip-
pers groped each other during the
song "She Rides." Glenn thankfully
did not show us his genitalia. When
you're 5'6" there's not much to see,
Glenn (short Daily readers, please do
not send in photos to disprove this).
Best Excuse for a Mid-
Oasis at their St.
Andrew's show in March
"You are just going to have to wait.
Noel's gotta go take a piss." - Liam
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Best Metal Posers:
Look at the beautiful picture. Eat your
heart out, "Metal Edge."
Carlson Punk Award:
How much more traditional can you
get? Great hair, great music, and most
of all, "they rock!"
Best Punk Rock Show:
New Bomb Turks
Yeah, punk is finally getting the re-
spect it deserves. But while Green Day
was busy playing for the teenyboppers
at the Enormo-Dome, those who at-
tended the packed Blind Pig in Janu-
ary for the New Bomb Turks know
what's punk. The 'Turks ripped through
faves from their first two albums "De-
stroy-Oh-Boy" and "Information High-
way Revisited." Old school punks with
green mohawks joined fraternity broth-
ers with red mohawks in one ulorious
pogo / mosh pit.
Stone Roses, Adam Ant
Equipped with one toilet for each sex.
Don't drink anything before the show.
Despite his audiences, Chris Robinson is a gentleman.
BRIAN A. GNATTIDaily
The Black Crowes at St.
Andrew's in December
After waiting on the streets of Detroit
for a whole day in order to get into
The Crowes unannounced gig, the
drunk and stoned fans were a bit rest-
less. After achieving a state of bore-
dom, a few of them began yelling to a
female employee of the venue, "Hey
Bitch, show us your tits!"
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