2 - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, September 15, 1994
Tomes to Remember
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Hey, cartoony people!
Do you, as an individual or as part of some frightening collective
consciousness, have the ability to be funny? Can you draw well? Do you
understand obscure literary humor?
Are you more legible than these cartoons done by a harried Weekend
editor whose initials are T. W.?
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First Aid, Merit Badge
By Carl J. Potthoff; M.D.
From the why of first aid to meet-
ing your merit badge counselor, this
tome is more than 80 pages of medi-
cal genius. "If onlyDaniel Boone,
Davy Crockett, and other early fron-
tiersman had known as much about
first aid as we do today!" You betcha,
Doc! If they were here now you could
give them tips like "Under certain
circumstances, give fluid" and "Care
for the victim's injuries" and "If a
person is shot in the head, have him
lie down with a blanket under the
head and shoulders." Yeah!
Eventually, Potthoff does get
around to giving some gruesomely
good illustrated advice. The eye inju-
ries illo is extremely gratifying (even
if the advice amounts to basically
blinking). The mouth to mouth illos
would undoubtedly have been con-
sidered risque in the suffocating"SOs.
And, as always, the compound frac-
ture demonstration is tons o' fun.
Unfortunately, there is no truly
horrible advice (i.e. "If your scout
master grows ill in the swamp, leech*
him"). Still, the paper is surely worth
the 4o cents it will probably cost you.
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