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Groovy Gifts for Grabby Grads
Yes, I know how busy you are-cramming for finals, decipher-
ing your notes, helping old grads find their dentures after Class
Day-but let me interrupt your manifold activities-cramming
for finals, deciphering your notes, searching fot meat in the dormi-
tory stew-to remind you that Commencement Day is almost upon
us, and it's high time you started shopping for presents to give
your friends who are graduating. So pause a moment in your busy
schedule-cramming for finals, deciphering your notes, raising
bail-to look over this list of charming gift suggestions.
We will start with the hardest gift problem of all: what do
you give the person who has everything? Well sir, here are some
gifts I promise you he does not have:
1. A low hurdle.
2. A street map of Perth, Australia.
3. Fifty pounds of goose fat.
4. A supply of Miller High Life Beer.
"What?" you exclaim, your young eyebrows leaping in per-
pendicular incredulity.. "The person who has everything does not
have a supply of Miller High Life Beer?" you rasp, your young
lips curling in horizontal derision. "What arrant nonsense!" you
snarl, makinga coarse gesture.
But I reply with an emphatic "No!" The person who has
everything, I insist, does not have a supply of Miller High Life
Beer-not for long anyhow-because if he is a person who enjoys
a beer light but mellow, hearty but delicate, a beer that cloys not,
neither does it pall, a beer that is forever amber and forever
ambrosia, a beer deliciously dependable and dependably delicious,
a beer, in short, for all seasons-if, I say, he is a person who enjoys
such a beer-and who does not? eh? who does not?-then he does
not have a supply of Miller High Life. What he has is a supply
of empty Miller cans and bottles and a thirst that could turn
dangerous if neglected.
So of course we will give all our graduating friends plenty
of Miller High Life. And if you're looking for some additional
gifts, too, here are more suggestions :
For someone graduating with a degree in American history,
how about a hand-blown jade figurine of Millard Fillmore with a
* clock in the stomach? (Mr. Fillmore, incidentally, was the only
American president with a clock in his stomach. It's true of course
that James K. Polk had a stem-winder in his head and Chester A.
Arthur, as you know, chimed on the quarter-hour, but only Mr.
Fillmore of all our chief executives had a clock in his stomach.
To be sure, Franklin Fierce had a sweep second hand and Zachary
Taylor ticked and Martin Van Buren had a Swiss movement but,
I repeat, Mr: Fillmore and Mr. Fillmore alone had a clock in his'
stomach. Moreover, Mr. Fillmore was the first president with
power steering. Small wonder they called him "Old Hickory!")
But I digress. Returning to Graduation gifts, here is another
that is sure to please-a gift certificate from the American Society
of Chiropractors. Accompanying each certificate is this enchanting
Is your tailbone now a failbone?
Has your sacrum been dislodged?
Are you hating vertebrating?
Come right in and get massaged.
Is your lumbar growing number?
Has your pelvis run agrond?
Does your caudal tend to dawdle?
Come right in and let us pound.
Finally, if you have a music-loving friend, how about a per-
sonal portable radio that plugs right into his ear? Next year you
can give him a little pick to dig the plug out.
When the excitement of Commencement is over,we,the brewers
of Miller Beer, have what seems to us a fine suggestion: sit down
for a peaceful moment and relax with a glass of Miller. If you've
got the time, we've got the beer.
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in hijaek case
MOSCOW UP) - Nine. Soviet
Jews, charged with a host of of-
fenses including the hijacking
of an airplane last June - went
on trial yesterday in Leningrad.
Two of the main defendants
in the June plot were sentenced
to death by firing squad last
December, but an appeal court
reduced the sentence in the face
of an international furor over
the severity of the penalty.
The Soviet news agency Tasm
said yesterday that "all the nine
accused entered into a criminal
collusion and committed a num-
ber of punishable criminal of-
Reliable but unofficial sourc-
es reported the group was also
charged w it h having received
money and literature from Is-
rael for subversive purposes.
Two of the nine were specif-
ically charged with treason and
five others with stealing state
property - namely a duplicat-
ing machine for printing anti-
Soviet literature - the sources
All of those originally arrest-
ed at the airport have been sen-
tenced to prison terms ranging
from four to 15 years.
Of the nine persons now on
trial, Tass singled out Gilya
Butman and Mikhail Korenblit
and charged that they "were
actively involved in the seizure
of a passenger plane in order
to flee abroad."
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