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Sw ear it isn'tso
Police woman-for-a-night Katrina Sanders takes the oath at a mock trial held last night at the law school by a Project
Community class in court watching. The case, over an alleged incident of drunken driving, was presided over by Judge
Mark Erzen, who in real life is a third year law student.
Hawaii strikers back on the job
HONOLULU (AP) - Public school students enjoyed hot The refuse division will have three weeks to clean up the
lunches again, and garbage trucks returned to the roads as trash that has accumulated in public areas during the past
7,700 public workers returned to their jobs yesterday after a six weeks, said public works director Wallace Miyahira. For
"We're still getting organized," said Robert Young, the first one and a half weeks, the workers will get paid at an
Honolulu's assistant refuse division chief. His employees, overtime rate.
Honoulus asisant efue dvison hief Hi emloyes, "THERE IS so much trash out there, it all won't be
who begin their routes in the early-morning darkness, were pickE E sa said iahir, in fo b
among the first back on the job. picked up immediately," said Miyahira, asking for public
EVEN AFTER the striking blue-collar workers ratified a patience.
new two-year contract Saturday, city officials in Honolulu School cafeteria workers also were back on the job, a
had to work out an agreement with the refuse collectors. relief to those students tired of bologna sandwiches and to the
Oahu refuse collectors work under a unique "ukupau" parents who had to make them. "My son won't eat cold lun-
system, which allows them to quit work for the day as soon as ches, so I had to take him a hot lunch every day," said the
they have completed their routes, regardless of how long it father of a suburban first-grader.
takes. The indefinite length of their workday made it difficult Parents also welcomed back school custodians, whose
to work out payment of overtime guaranteed in the new con- jobs the parents had to perform for three weeks so the public
tract. schools could reopen and remain open.
Entrepreneur's Iranian oil
wells sink like pet rocks
A house where you and other students can make a comfortable home
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Council now at 662-4414.
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LA HABRA, Calif. (AP) - Scott
Triolo thought his six-inch plastic oil
wells, filled with 100 per cent real crude
oil, would outsell the pet rock. Instead,
they sank like one.
The trouble was the name he picked
for his 'company - the Iran Land and
Oil Co. - and the label on the product:
"Own Your Own Iranian Oil Well.''
SINCE MILITANT Iranians took
Americans hostage at the U.S. Em-
bassy in Tehran Nov. 4, sales of the $5
miniatures have plummeted.
"There's a definite misconception.
My product is not from Iran," said the
But the mood of the country is against
hm, and the market for miniature oil
wells has run dry.
MORE THAN 100,000 gift-boxed oil
wells are stacked in warehouses
throughout Orange County. Sales
representatives won't call on
customers, and major department
stores have canceled their orders.
"I'm a hostage of the free enterprise
system and it's costing me my
,livelihood," Triolo said. He said he had
invested $100,000 in the project.
"My wife won't speak to me about
it," he added.
TRIOLO BOUGHT the idea at a gift
convention in Chicago during this
spring's gas crisis, thinking it would
make his marketing career.
"They'll sell like hotcakes," he was
And at first they did. His company set
$1-$2 PER DISC
FOR YOUR ALBUMS
IN GOOD SHAPE.
up downtown offices, and Triolo took to
wearing Arab headgear to work.
BUT ALL his work was really geared
for Christmas buyers, and since the
embassy takeover Nov. 4, ,there aren't
Each oil well comes with an onion
skin deed to all mineral rights, and an
instruction booklet, with a joking war-
ning: "Iran Land and Oil Company is
not responsible for overdosages.
Overexposure can lead a user to
become an overbearing dictator."
One store in Brea is selling the wells
at half price.
A San Diego businessman has offered
to buy them, re-box them with pre-
addressed labels to the Ayatollah
Ruhollah Khomeini, the religious
leader of Iran's revolutionary gover-
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