THE MICHIGAN DAILY
DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN
For Direct Classified Ad Service, Phone NO 2-4786
from 1:00 to 3:00 P.M. Monday through Friday, and 9:30 'til 11:30 A.M. Saturday
The Daily Official Bulletin is an
official publication of the Univer-
sity -of Michigan,, for which The
Michigan Daily assumes no editorial
responsibility. Notices should be
written in TYPEWRITTEN form to
Room 3564 Administration Building
before 2 p.m. of the day preceding
publicationf and by 2 p.m. Friday
for Saturday and Sunday.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24
Bureau of Industrial Relations Per-
annel Techniques Seminar No. 101 -
Dr. Lee E. Danielson, Associate Prof. of
Industrial Relations, "Fundamentals of
Modern Employment and Selection
Methods": Third Floor Conference Rm.,
Bich. Union, 8;30 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Mental Health Research .Institute
'Seminar-Dr. M. C. F. Fuortes, National
Institute of Neurology and Blindness,
Bethesda, Md., "Interpretation of Visual
Responses in. the> Limulus Eye": Main
Conference Room, Mental Health Re-
search Institute, 2:15 p.m.
School of Music Recital-David Bruce,
guest pianist: Aud. A, Angell Hall, 4:15
Cinema Guil -W. C. Fields in "Never
Clive a Sucker an Even Break," and
"Harvest of Shame": Architecture Aud.,
7 p.m. and 9 p.m.
Statistics Seminar-Prof. Leslie Kish
x- will talk" on "Changing Strata and Se-
lection Probabilities" today at 4 p.m.
in 3201 Angell Hall.
Applied Mathematics Seminar - Dr.
Reese Prosser, Lincoln Labs., Lexing-
ton, Mass., will speak on "Perturba-
tions of the Scalar Wave Equation," to-
day at 4 p.n. in Room 275 W. Engin.
Refreshments will be served in Room
350 W. Engin. at 3:30 p.m.
Student Counseling Seminars in Po-
litical. Science, English, and Sociology-
3:00 to 5:00 today in 1007 Angell Hall.
Stop in at any time for consultation.
Doctoral Examination for William
Bernard Streett, Jr., Mechanical Engi-
neering; thesis: "Liquid-Vapor Equili-
brium in the System Normal Hydro-
gen-Helium," today, 222 W. Engin. Bldg.
at 2 p.m. Co-Chairmen, G. J. VanWylen
and R. E. Sonntag.
Faculty, College of Lit., Science, and
Midsem. reports are due Fri., Oct. 25,
for sophomores whose standing at mid-
semester is "D" or "E." All grades,
from A to E, should be reported for
The report cards of LS&A freshmen
and sophomores should be sent to the
Counselors Office, 1213 Angell Hall.
Students not registered in this College
but who elected LS&A courses should
be reported to the school or college
in which they are registered.
Regents' Meeting: Nov. 15-Communi-
cations for consideration at this meet-
ing must be in the President's hands
not later than Nov. 1.
Final Payment of Fall Semester Fees
is due and payable on or before Oct.
If fees are not paid by this date:
1) A $10.00 delinquent penalty will be
2) A "Hold Credit" will be placed
against you. This means that until pay-
ment is received and "Hold Credit" Is
(1) Grades will not be mailed.
(2) Transcripts will not be furnished.
(3) You may not register for future
(4) A Senior may not graduate with
his class at the close of the current
3) The Dean of your school or college
will be given a list of delinquent ac-
Payments may be made in person, or
mailed to the Cashier's Office, 1015 Ad-
min. Bldg., before 4:30 p.m., Oct 31,
Mail Payments postmarked after due
date, Oct. 31, 1963, are late and subject
to penalty. Identify mail payment as
tuition and show student number and
School of Nursing-Required TB tests
for freshmen and summer transfer stu-
dents will be held on Monday, Oct. 28,
3:30 to 4:30 p.m., Room M7330 Med.
Science Bldg. Sophomores, Juniors and
Seniors on Tues., Oct. 29, from 3:30 to
5:30 p.m., Room M7330 Med. Science
TB Reading-Freshmen and cummer
transfers on Wed., Oct. 30, from 4:00
to 5:30 'p.m., Room M4118 School of
Nursing Bldg. Sophomores, Juniors and
Seniors on Thurs., Oct. 31, from 3:30
to 5:30 p.m., Room M4118 School of
Students, College of Engineering: The
final day for droppin gcourses without
record will be Fri., Oct.. 25. A course
may be dropped only with the permis-
sion of the classifier after conference
with the instructor.
Students, College of Engineering: The
final day for removal of incompletes
will be Fri., Oct. 25. Petition for exten-
sion of time must be on file in the Re-
corder's Office on or before Fri., Oct. 25.
Woodrow Wilson Fellowships: Mem-
bers of the faculty are reminded that
the deadline for nomination is Oct. 31.
Letters postmarked Oct. 31 'will be ac-,
cepterd. They should include the field
of study and the local addresses of the
students nominated, They should be
sent directly to Dean Richard Armitage,
The Grad School. The Ohio State Univ.,
164 Wept 19th Ave., Columbus, Ohio; or
to Prof. M. Greenhut, 2634 Haven Hall.
Woodrow Wilson Fellowship Nominees
are invited to a coffee hour, Tues., Oct.
29, at 4:15 p.m. in the West Conference
Room, Rackham Bldg. Campus represen-
tatives and members of the Regional
Selection Committee will speak briefly,
and answer questions concerning the
criteria for selection, the nature and
purpose of the interviews, the choice of
schools, and the kind of infornation
and credentials submitted by each can-
didate which will most clearly indicate
to the Foundation his or her qualifica-
tions for a fellowship.
Effectively Immediately staff paid
parking lot No. W-7 will be closed to
staff paid permit holders and con-'
verted to a staff meter and student
driving permit lot. Staff paid permit
holders are requested to park in the
Thompson Street parking structure.
Military Science Dept.: The U.S. Army
ROTC Instructor Group has personnel
available to assist interested Univ. stu-
dents and active duty personnel with
any questions, problems or administra-
tive assistance needed on Army com-
missions or other military affairs. In-
formation also available to students in-
terested in the Army Nurse Program.
The administration office is open daily
Mon. thru Fri., 8 a.m. to 12 & 1 p.m.
to 5 p.m., Room 131, North Hall or call
NO 3-1511, Ext. 3306.
Graduate Record Exam Aptitude Test:
candidates taking the Grad. Record
Exam on Oct. 26 are requested to re-
port to 168 Frieze Bldg. at 8:45 Sat.
Professional Qualification Test: Can-
didates taking the Professional Quali-
fication Test on Oct. 26 are requested
to report to Room 130 Business admin.
Bldg. at 8:45 Sat. morning.
The U-M Blood Bank Association is
in need of 25 additional donors of 0
plus blood type to donate on Mon., Oct.
28, at theMich. Union for an open-
heart operation. ---
If you are interested in donating for
this cause, please call the Campus Per-
sonnel Office, Ext. 2834, as soon as pos-
sible to make an appointment. Your
membership will be extended accord-
Coming: Individual tickets are avail-
able by mail for the forthcoming Uni-
versity Players production of Jean
Anouilh's delightful French comedy,
"Thieves'. Carnival," to be performed
Nov. 13-16th at 8 p.m.
SUMMER PLACEMENT SERVICE:
Norton Co., Mass.-Interviews will be
held Oct. 29. Engineering Placement
in the a.m. & Bureau of Appointments
in the p.m. Summer Training Program
for Sohpohomes-vets only-production
& sales for men & women.
U.S. Dept. of Interior-Information
has arrived concerning summer employ-
ment as range, forestry, surveying, en-
gineering & fire control aides.
Jewish Community Camps, Quebec-
Positions for head counselor (25 yrs.
plus), section heads & counselor-in-
training supv. (22 yrs. plus). Exper. in
Social Work, Phys. Educ. or Teaching
is preferred. Married couples may apply.
Further information is available at
County of Calhoun, Marshall, Mich.-
Opening for a Caseworker to work,
principally, with delinquent & neglect-
ed children, Prefer woman with a bkgd.
in Soc. and/or Psych.
B. F. Goodrich Co., Akron, Ohio -
Management Scientist-Mathematical or
Physical Scientist or Enognr. with at
least 100 semester hrs. of math. or stat.
Operations Research exper. desirable.
Linde Co., Div of Union Carbide, New
York, N.Y.-Seeking graduates at the
BS/MS level for work in Research, De-
velopment & Plant Engrg. Engineers
Eltra Corp., Toledo, Ohio-Two open-
ings for Attorneys-l) Patent Counsel
-Law degree, Engnr. (electrical degree
pref). Exper. in all phases of patent
law. 2) Ass't. Counsel-Law degree, Cor-
porate exper. with real estate contracts
-review & drafting, govt. contracts &
other corporate areas. . -
Pneumodynamics Corp., Cleveland,
Ohio-Senior Research Engnr. (Mech.).
MS with major in Adv. Thermodynam-
ics, heat transfer, power conversion &
fluid mechanics. No indust. exper. nec-
etsary. Some knowledge of practical as-
pects of engrg. design, such as stress-
ing, etc., is essential. A course in nu-
clear reactors would be an asset.
Veterans Admin. Hosp., McKinney,
Texas - Physical Therapist-with or
without professional exper. This is a
312-bed GM&S hosp., affiliated with the
Southwestern Medical Sch. of the Univ.
of Texas. Located in metro. area of
Washington State Civil Service - 1)
Public Health Training Consultant I-
MA in Public Health, Educ., or closely
allied field plus 1 yr. of exper. in pub-
lic health work. 2) Museum Ass't.-BA
with major in Educ., Eng., Hist., Fine
Arts or Journalism. Exper. as museum
guide, lecturer or tour conductor may
be sub yr. for yr. for educ. Apply by
Muir Drug Laboratories, Grand Rap-
ids, Mich.-Seeking Chemist - should
have at least 1 or 2 yrs. of exper. in
quality control and/or product dv. or
an allied field. Must have at least a
BS in Chem. with a good bkgd. in Or-
U.S. Army Engineer Dist., Philadel-
phia,:Pa-Various technical openings
including Naval Architect (structures);
Mech. Engnrs.; Marine Engnrs.; & Naval
Architect. Also oppor. for Chemists.
Mathematicians, Physicists & Metal-
County of Santa Clara, Calif-Psy-
chologist-MA with specialization in
Clinical Psych. & 1 yr. exper. or super-
vised internship in psychological testing
or services. Apply by Nov. 22.
Management Consultants in Mass.-
1) Accountant-Degree in Acc't. plus
4 or 5 yrs. acct. exper. Boston suburb,
2) Chemical Engnr.-BS in Chem., with
2-3 yrs. exper. in the plastics field. Lo-
cation: Northern Mass.
Michigan Municipal League, Ann Ar-
bor-Staff Ass't., Personnel Div.-Must
have degree in Public Admin. or relat-
ed subj., including course work in mu-
nicipal govt., and pref. grad trng. or a
MA degree. Mapjor areas of work will
be in job classification, dev. of pay
plans & test dev. & admin.
For further information, please call
General Div., Bureau of Appointments,
3200 SAB, Ext. 3544.
The following part-time jobs are
available. Applications for these jobs
can be made in the Part-time Placement
Office, 2200 Student Activities Bldg.,
during the following hours: Mon. thru
Fri..8 a.m. til 12 noon and 1:30 til 5 p.m.
Employers desirous of hiring students
for part-time or full-time temporary
work, should contact Dave Lowman,
Part-time Interviewer at NO 3-1511, Ext.
Students desiring miscellaneous odd
jobs should consult the bulletin board
in Room 2200, daily.
-There are some positions open to
girls that have shorthand ability.
Hours range from 6 to 40 per week.
-There are several positions open for
salesmen to represent a variety of
2-Males with experience to operate
IBM 406 and 407 computers. Hours
range from 10 to 15 per week. Must
AL-DOR MANOR APTS. 2 bedrm. apts.
for rent, furnished or unfurnished.
South Lyon. Call GE 7-2023. C32
ON CAMPUS lot parking available. NO
GARAGE AND APT. ($125/mo.) for
rent. Close to I-M Bldg. Call 2-7274.
3 ROOMS AND BATH near campus. Off-
street parking. NO 5-7215 or 2-2545
after 5:30. C12
2 BEDROOM APT. with 900 sq. ft.
Furnished or unfurnished. Off cam-
pus location (.8 mi.) means lower
rent schedule. Call 3-0511. C27
SPACIOUS 3 RM. APT. Ideal for grad
or prof. couple. 605 Elmcrest Dr. 1
block N. of Summit, off Minor. Can
be seen-after 1 p.m. C31
PARKING available in vicinity of Law
School, Harris Hall and Frieze Bldg.,
Wilmot-Geddes-Forest intersection &
City Hall. Call NO' 2-7787. C30
DELUXE NEW 10 unit bldg. completed
late. 1 and 2 bedroom units available.
Furnished or unfurnished. Geddes-
hospital area. 3-0511. C28
BEL-AIR APTS. Campus 2-bedroom,
completely furnished, wall to wall
carpeting, balcony, air conditioning.
Call 2-5780, Eves. 2-5140. 019
NEW 2-BDRM furnished apt, in 6-unit
building. Ready for occupancy at
$195 on Church Street, just off Oak-
land. Call 3-0511. C25
2-BEDROOM, nearly new Danish-mod-
ern furnishings, ideal for 3 or 4 stu-
dents or nurses. Geddes near Obser-
vatory. Available immediately. NO 2-
Block from Law Quad. $4.50 per mo.
NO 3-7268. C45
We invite your inspection of Ann
Arbor's finest multi-story apart-
ment building. Studio, 1, 2, and 3
bedrooms. Moderate rentals includ-
ing heat and air-conditioning. Fur-
nished $170.00. Unfurnished $135.00.
Low per person rentals available
for multiple person occupancy.
Swimming pool, free bus'service,
maid service, .night security guard.
package receiving service, garage or
outdoor parking, and many other
features. Rental agents at model
apartments on the premises to'serve
you Monday through Saturday 10
a.m. to 6 p.m. and Sunday 12 p.m.
to 6 p.m. Come and see the most
complete residential facility in Ann
2200 Fuller Road
Adjacent to North Campus Area
overlooking the Huron River
THE THEOSOPHICAL SOCIETY pre-
sents talk and discussion "From Pro-
toplasm to Man and ?" at the Mich-
igan League Conference Rm. Oct. 25
at 8 p.m. NO 2-8016. F15
ART STUDENT, GIRL, looking for in-
expensive single apartment. Please
call 5-8130. F32
THE FREAKS Is Coming Oct. 31
and Nov. 1. P12
CHRISTMAS GROUP Flight to Europe.
$339. All student and faculty of U
of M. Call 665-8394 or 8-7720. F10
WILL THE PERSON who stole our
Canoe tester please stop in for some
free rat poison.
THE VILLAGE APOTHECARY
1112 South University
BE SURE!! Call Conlin Travel Bureau,
NO 5-9151 for Thanksgiving & Christ-
mas Reservations. Book NOW 1 F50
ANYONE knowing of a ride from Ohio
State weekend of the 24th call 5-9761,
Ext. 285. F34
IT IS a well-known fact that chocolate
is unappetizing, highly fattening, and
causes pimples. F13
Figure 5 average words to a line
Calf Classified between 1 :00 and 3:00 Mon. thru Fri.
Phone NO 2-4786
HOUSE-Nine rooms on Geddes. Bath'
on 2nd floor and in basement. In-
come from rent to 4 students. GoodI
terms for right party. Call NO 3-0292'
for appointment. R5
HOUSE-Nine rooms and bath. Geddesl
area. Good terms for right party.
Call NO 3-0292 for an appointment.
RIDE WANTED weekend of Oct. 25 to
Cleveland. Call Gary Winer, NO 8-8141.
Will share expenses. G16
WANT RIDE Tuesday and Thursday
from Ypsi to campus and arrive by '9
a~m., to leave at 6 pm. Will share
expenses. Call 483-4452. Gi
RENT A COMPACT CAR
per 12 hr. period plus
pennies per mile
of ANN ARBOR
1960 SIMCA, 4 door, . Arronde delt
immaculate, two-tone blue body, s
belts, reclining seats, good motor,
had TLC. Economical transportati
$425. NO 5-9819 after 5:30. N
'54 FORD-Oxidized but ambitious. C
1929 HUDSON Super 6, 4 door sed
FOR SALE--1955 Dodge 4-door sed
Runs well. $100. NO 2-6193. N
1960 FIAT-In good condition, less th
10,000 miles. Phone NO 2-2625. N
MERCSEDES 190 SL Sports car. Deta
able'hard top. 2900 mil. $1850. C
NO 2-6135.L N
CONVERTIBLE Karman Ghia VW '5
Radio, low mileage. For immedi
sale, $800. Steve, 5-2656.
1958 TRIUMPH, TR 3, white, eng
recently overhauled, overdrive, w
heater. $995. NO 2-8797.
1957 FORD-Excel. mech. cond. Bo
and tires very good. $450. NO 2-1
after 5:30 p.m.
1962 BUICK LE SABRE-4-door ha
top, power brakes and steering, ma
extras. Excellent condition, low m
age, private owner. HU 2-0405. :
FOR SALE-1963 Buick Le Sabre C.
vertible. 4-speed trans., p. steeri
tinted glass, etc. Best offer. Call 6
9406 or see at 1846 Stadium, No.
Afternoons and evenings.
LOST AND FOUND
LOST-Man's gold watch, Ted Hender-
son engraved on back; vicinity of M.
Stadium. Call 2-9347. A31
LOST-Pair of women's horn-rimmed
HAIRCUT. Mon. thru Thurs., 347 May- glasses in striped silk case. NO 3-4267
nard. near Arcade. $1.50 Fri. and Sat. or leave a message. A32
DEAR WOOLLY BOYS,
See you in the Arb Sunday afternoon.
The Umbrella Quintet P14
WEINER SCHNITZEL with German
potato salad-$1.35. German meat pat-
ties-.30. ROMANOFF'S, 300 S. Thayer.
BOY - Measurements 20-30-40 looking
for girl, measurements 40-30-20. Ob-
ject: Perfect square. Inquire within.
DIAMONDS - Highest quality at com-
petitive prices. Call G. K. Reaver Co.
of Ann Arbor, 300 S. Thayer. NO 2-
SALE-One Wednesday evening series
ticket for the Speech Dept. Playbill.
Seven plays-$4.00. Call 8-8431 after
6 p.m. and ask for Evan. F46
AUSTIN DIAMOND CORPORATION --
"Where marginal prices buy quality
diamonds!" 1209 S. University. 663-
Work hard; think hard, live hard
Some say the world is made for
fun and frolic:
And so do I! F11
RIDE WANTED to and from Chicago
for the weekend of Oct. 25-27 leaving
after 2 p.m. on Friday. Will share ex-
penses.1Call Paula at South Quad,
Ext. 610. F32
SLEEP-TITE UNFAIR TO
Join Protest Rally Friday
Oct. 18, 1:50 p.m. on the Diag.
UNFAIR !! . F6
Dear Ida Mae: This coupon plus $1.25
good for one big 12" pepperoni pizza.
Offer good through Thursday, Oct. 24
at PIZZA KING, 1308 S. University,
AT DARWI N'S
HOUSEHOLD Furnishings, appliances.
tables, glassware, books, antiques.
LOST-Woman's bifocal glasses, black
with white trim, between TV Center
and Thayer parking lot. Call 2-4449.
Desperately needed. A29
FOR SALE - 1954 Mercury. Also girl's
bike. NO 8-7945. B39
8 FOOT SOFA. Lt. green. $100. Call NO
8-6528 rafter 6. B35
REVERSIBLE Winter Coat, excellent
condition. Moss green plaid wool/fur.
Size 12. Call 5-8526. B37
FOR SALE-One %-carat diamond en-
gagement ring. Flawless; appraisal
value $600-for $350. 662-6193. B38
FOR SALE-Microscope "Zeiss" mono-
cular-binocular, excellent cond. Ph.
542-6431, Detroit, B9
RCA-VICTOR clock-radio for sale. AM,
almost new, works very well. White
with gold numerals. 5-9761, Ext. 104.
PORTABLE STEREO, Motorola. Two
4%/" detachable speakers with 1'
cords. One 6" speaker. Excellent con-
dition. Reasonable price. Call NO 3-
9348 between 5 and 7 P.M. Ask for
John W. B27
GU I TARS, ETC.
Make, Repair, Buy and Sell.
Private and Group Instruction
Herb David Guitar Studio
209 5. STATE
A-1 New and Used Instruments
BANJOS, GUITARS, AND BONGOS
Rental Purchase Plan
PAUL'S MUSICAL REPAIR
119 W. Washington
WANTED TO BUY
WANTED-Raccoon coats and flapper
dresses for Homecoming Central Com-
mittee. Call Buddy, 665-6682. K3
TELEPHONE WAKE-UP SERVICE
First week free with paid up tele-
phone answering service. $4 per mo.
Call Gretzingers' Telephone Answer-
ing Service, HU 2-0191. J24
ANY MOTH HOLES, tears, or burns in
your clothes? We'll reweave them like
new. WEAVE-BAC SHOP, 224 Arcade.
CONVERT YOUR FURS TO CASH. The
Tree, 419 Detroit, 3-2008. J22
TIM'S & CHRISTINE'S TAILOR SHOP,
213% S. Main St. Tailoring & Altera-
tions of any kind. Taper trousers of
any kind, $1.50. J25.
ALTERATIONS expertly done, hems
pinned at dorm. Call 665-0879. J21
AVON REP, now on N. Campus. Will
service dorms. Xmas gift specials.
Call 665-7490. 313
WILL DO TYPING AT HOME-Have
taken University qualifying tests.
Have dissertation experience. 25c a
page, 5c a copy. Marilyn McGuire,
THE ANN ARBOR SCHOOL OF PIANO
-Harvard and U.M. alumnus, pu'pil
of Gyorgy Sandor, ex-name-band
pianist. Strictly recreational. 662.
PETS AND SUPPLIES
2 TIGER KITTENS. 665-9761, Ext. 37.
FULL OR PART TIME HELP-Apply
McDonald's Drive-In, 2000 W. Sta-
SALESMAN-Part time or full time for
our university division. No traveling,
age 23 or older. $600 a month to start,
raising to $900 at end of first year.
Phone 453-4030 to arrange interview.
341 E. Huron
BIKES AND SCOOTERS
FOR SALE-1963 HONDA sport 50. Jack,
NO 5-6617. Z33
1960 CUSHMAN SCOOTER - New paint
job. Call 662-7880. Z22
1963 SILVER EAGLE Motor Scooter -
Fully equipped, 4 months old. Cost
$616. Will take $400. 2740 Tim, Wooa-
ldnd Lake, Brighton, anytime after
5 p.m.' Z29
SPORTS CAR CENTRE
Austin-Healey's, MG's, Alfa-
Romeo's, and others to choose
from. All carry the 1-year G/W
Warranty. Don't miss a good
Overseas Imported Car
331 S. Fouth Ave.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
HONDA of Ann Arbor
1906 Packard Road
(Author of Rally Round the Flag, Boys
and Barefoot Boy With Cheek)
lqp v r
HAPPINESS CAN'T BUY MONEY
2930 S. State
GIVE YOUR TUMMY A TREAT
* WITH GOODIES FROM
Open every night 'til 12
Meet The Right People
The purpose of our organization, using
established techniques of personality
appraisal and an IBM system, is to
introduce unmarried persons to others
whose background and ideals are
congenial with their own. Interviews
by appointment. Phone after 9 a.m.
Monday, October 28
ENGINEERING PLACEMENT OFFICE
TRY THE DAILY
AND SEE THE WORLD.. .
Talk to the editorial
about trying out for
Has Genuine LEVI's Galore!
FOR "GUYS AND DOLLS"
Black, brown, loden,
white," cactus, light blue
122 E. Washington
ALL DEGREE LEVELS
With tuition costs steadily on the rise, more and more under-
graduates are looking into the student loan plan. If you are
one such, you would do well to consider the case of Leonid
Leonid, the son of an unemployed bean gleaner in Straight-
ened Circumstances, Montana, had his heart set on going to
college, but his father, alas, could not afford to send him.
Leonid applied for a Regents Scholarship, but his reading
speed, alas, was not very rapid -three words an hour - and
before he could finish the first page of his exam, the Regents
had closed their briefcases crossly and gone home. Leonid then
applied for an athletic scholarship, but he had, alas, only a single
athletic skill-picking up beebees with his toes-and this, alas,
aroused only fleeting enthusiasm among the coaches.
And then-happy day l-Leonid learned pf the student loan
plan: he could borrow money for his tuition and repay it in
easy installments after he left school!
Happily Leonid enrolled in the Southeastern Matana Col-
% hbfae ka o 4 ~e ~k1e5kd
lege of Lanolin and Restoration Drama and happily began a
college career that grew happier'year by year. Indeed, it be-
came altogether ecstatic in his senior year because Leonid met
a coed named Anna Livia Plurabelle with hair like beaten gold
and eyes like two sockets full of Lake Louise. Love gripped
them in its big moist palm, and they were betrothed on St.
Happily they made plans to be married immediately after
commencement-plans, alas, that were never to come to fruition
because Leonid, alas, learned that Anna Livia, like himself,
was in college on a student loan, which meant that he not only
had to repay his own loan after graduation but also Anna
Livia's and the job, alas, that was waiting for Leonid at the
Butte Otter Works simply did not pay enough, alas, to cover
both loans, plus rent and food and clothing and television
Heavy hearted, Leonid and Anna Livia sat down and lit
Marlboro Cigarettes and tried to find an answer to their prob-
lem-and, sure enough, they did! I do not know whether or
not Marlboro Cigarettes helped them find an answer; all I know
is that Marlboros taste good and look good and filter good, and
when the clouds gather and the world is black as the pit from
pole to pole, it is a heap of comfort and satisfaction to be sure
that Marlboros will always provide the same easy pleasure,
the same unstinting tobacco flavor, in all times and climes and
conditions. That's all I know.
Leonid and Anna Livia, I say, did find an answer-a very
simple one. If their student loans did not come due until they
left school, why then they just wouldn't leave school! So after
receiving their bachelor's degrees, they re-enrolled and took
master's degrees. After that they took doctor's degrees-loads
and leads of them-until today Leonid and Anna Livia, both
aged 87, both still in school, hold doctorates in Philosophy,
Humane Letters. Jurisprudence, Veterinary Medicine, Civil
o Applied Research
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