Tuesday, October 28, 1969
THE MICHIGAN DAILY
Page Seven
Tuesday, October 28, 1969 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Seven
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By LEE KIRK
TWO BUSINESSMEN in Marysville, California have set out
on a venture that reduces the so-called sport of hunting
to genocide, with ducks as the victims.
The scheme involves a unique combination of Pavlovian
training and concentration camp mentality. The two bought
10,000 ducklings and put them in a pen. They trained the ducks,
too young to walk, to march down a 900-foot fenced-in path
to an enclosed pond. At five o'clock, a goose-like horn sounds
and the ducks eagerly return for dinner.
When they are old enough to fly, the horn will be the signal
for them to wing their way back for dinner, only they won't
make it. True sportsmen, who paid $1,000 for the privilege,
will line the route hidden behind blinders and blast away at
the helpless birds.
Psychiatrists have long contended that guns had certain
phallic qualities, and with a bag limit of 100, hunters in Marys-
ville can now regain their masculinity for only ten bucks a
duck. This incredible scheme sadly reflects not only on its
founders and those who will participate in the carnage, but
on the nature of the society that spawned them.
The whole idea of hunting as a sport seems a little ludi-
crous, as an article in the current issue of Mad magazine shows.
There must be more worthwhile forms of recreation than arm-
ing to the teeth with high-powered, highly accurate rifles and {
mowing down defenseless creatures mostly for the hell of it.
Yet each autumn, millions of outdoorsmen head out in the
wilds, risking death from their errant, astigmatic fellow hunt-
ers, not to mention heart attacks, in pursuit of the joy of
killing.
Outdoorsmen have long contended that the joy of the
hunt lay in the close contact with nature more than in any
bloodlust, but the fact that the Marysville entrepreneurs have
invested $25,000 in hopes of reaping a rich harvest from cheap
thrills proves that the once-noble Daniel Boone type is mostly
a myth. They are trying to prostitute whatever glory there
may once have been in hunting, and they feel confident that
there are enough whoremongers to make it worth their while.
Michiga
Saturday Michigan tailback Bill1
Taylor evolved from a fumbling
substitute to a three touchdown
hero.r
IAnd his efforts boosted the'
Michigan Wolverinesto ta 35-9
victory against the Minnesota
Gophers.
Not that it wasn't a total team 1
effort or anything.
After all, the entire starting of-
fense and defense made the Vic-
tors Club this week.
And competition was so stiff for
the offensive championship of the
week that it was awarded to both
Garvie Craw and Bob Baumgart-
ner. Defensive honors w e n t to
Tom Curtis.
But it does help to have a seem-
ingly temporary replacement put
forth for three touchdowns and
151 yards rushing in his f i r s t
game as a regular.
daily
sports
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MICHIGAN
No longer "seemingly tempor- town, Ohio played only One yei
ary,' Taylor's performance has put of high school footbal1.
h i m in a position to challenge Schembechi r explaned is
Glenn Doughty as the starter at is really his first year of p 1 a y
the halfback spot. with any sgiiatbcgon
But Taylor istnot big headed behind him.And1e wac no
about his effort in bringing the out early this year Cfi a di'o
little brown jug home again. cated shoulder which h u r his
"I'm real pleased about t h e early starting hance.
win," he commented. "It meant a "He still has a lot of toot n: to
lot to me because I felt before the learn," the wolverine me
game that I had a lot to prove. added. "And i e game doi sn't
And winning sure helped." make him a t'gular. but it brought
Michigan coach Bo Schembech- him a long way, He's Jhysieahy
ler agreed that the sophomore's capable and bui a run] good run~
performance "certainly earned ner. You can lt he'll b cald
him a right to play more. There's on to help"
no question about that. m hegn aske o e a
"Taylor's got a lot of natural moving uppr nunyashr
running ability. He's a real gifted the spot with Doui ty. '1 a
kid for having played only one marked, "It sounds good t 7 I
year of high school football." don't see how hu coarh will o n.
Due to maternal concern f o r but it's fine with mc
possible injuries, the 5' -0" 190 In looking at Minnea
pound sophomore from Barbara- terms of the future, Taylor
plained, "Our win showed a sa
we certainly have more to l
Standings forward to. We've let otohe ki nt .
we're still in their fighting We're
ence Games All Games back in the race .
T PF PA W L T PF PA "We can't afford to Ii b up
0 129 28 5 0 0 233 42 now because we have it on on
0 100 82 5 1 0 206 166 milds to \o alltiw..
0 78 52 4 2 0 182 113 cousin migh t te in
0 92 63 3 3 0 171 140 homecoming gme, To
0 66 78 2 4 0 117 203 "We can't affordi to eel h
0 57 58 2 4 0 73 177 playing weak t0n76 3 bemu7etnov
0 62 85 3 3 0 140 153 knock us dow All thu oisn 1.
0 23 86 0 5 1 98 211 are threatenin.
0 20 92 0 6 0 70 196 His coach re " i
'S games i'ace is colnplieaed be'ilb
some more sulrprs I :t
changes every we
Ohio State at Northwestern "We'll have problems ibis xxtos d
Minnesota at Iowa as we do every: \ve k. Wisn u
has excellent offensive skil
on f erenfces have strenJth at nil the mpo
tant positions recuiver run
Conference All games ners and quartrbak' le added.
W L 'T L T Wisconsin. who has ben win-
1)artmouth 3 0 0 5 0 0 less on the iroad this year, ha
Princeton 3 0 0 3 2 03 pulled two upse s av-c To-n
Yale 3 0 0 4 1 0?
11 optnkdIndiana Ini their
:34 det ove Indiana Satur-
n y the Badgers compiled an im-
pressive total of 467 yards gained
over 20 yards in both rushing
and passmg
'Tnylor explaied the teaiis
feeling abot the importance of
t iet anu know we n to
Butt !. But so does ea ch game, so
we re going to take each game as
like to mak the trip, but
we en t think abot it 'til we've
earned it.
-Associated Press
7I'O JmI ('ARTHI had trouble all day long Saturday as the Michigan defense kept him to a
alry yards in 16 carries. On one of his longer runs of the day (5 yards) the Minnesota fullback
roug dm by iiry Hill (39) and Mike Taylor (33 . By the time the Wolverines had finished'
they had crunched out a 35-9 victory.
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Gridde Pickings
Libels sweep doubleheader
By FFATS STROPS
Sunday marked another glorious page in gridiron history as the
mighty, unbeaten and untied Daily Libels crunched their way to
a double victory over the hapless football managers and the helpless
student government council.
The Libels, a bit soggy after a rather boisterous Saturday night,r
met the managers in the Stadium at noon and managed but a 48-4
conquest.
The managers points came on safeties as Bill "DTs" Cusumanoj
stepped into his own endzone after receiving two of the managers ten
punts. "Running back all those punts for touchdowns was beginning
to bore me," yawned DTs after the game. "I wanted to try some plays
from scrimmage for a change."
"They were very kind to us," trembled head manager Rick "Run-
ning Dog" Kohn after the game. "For all their obvious superiority they
chose not to run up the score on us." By this time Kohn was in
tears and overcome with emotion.j
As for the two Libel plays from scrimmage, they came at the end
of the two halves and were septuple reverses with the quarterback
ending up with the ball in the endzone. Needless to say, they took a
bit of time.
"I never got the ball on those plays," commented signal caller
Clarence "Biggie" Copi. "Steve "Slime" Nissen handled the ball
before me and each time when the half ran out he would run out
of bounds." Some witnesses say Slime was four feet off the groundI
throughout the contest (?) but everybody knows he is usually
out of bounds anyway, so it did not matter.
For the nitecap, the Libel defense, disgusted with themselves for
allowing the managers so much punting yardage, plugged the gaps
and stormed to a 58-0 victory by virtue of 29 safeties.
The Libels were surprised at the staunchness of the sgc offense.
Ron "Loathsome" Landsman did not spare the praise, "With people
like Roger "Cream-puff" Keats and Mike "The Befuddled" Farrell, I
was amazed they lost only a net of 247 yards."
Forrester, though, held out some pity for the sgc captain Marty
"Mad Dog" McLaughlin, "He's the only football player they've got,
its too bad he has to play with such a bunch of bums."
The Libels scrimmage again this Friday, the opponent being the
student counseling office. The rest of the Gridde Pickings lie below
along with the prognostications of Michigan's Bo Schembechler. Last
week's winner was Eric Duncan who will now be stuck with a tasty
(?) Cottage Inn pizza. Try your hand at the games listed and
you could be the next to go-to the Cottage Inn.
Purdue at Illinois
Indiana at Michigan State
Natitinjl( C
Conference All games
BIG EIGHT
W L T WI 'L'
Kansas State 3 0 0 5 1 0
Missouri 2 1 0 5 1 0
Colorado 2 1 0 4 2 0
Nebraska ? 1 0 42 ?O2 Harvard 1 2 0 2 3 0
Oklahoma 1 1 0 3 2 0 Cornell 1 2 0 1 4 0
Iowa State 1 2 0 2 4 0" Pennsylvania 1 2 0 3 2 0
Oklahoma State 0 2 0 2 30 Brown 0 3 0 1 4 0
Kansas 0 3 0 1 5 0 Columbia 0 3 0 0 5 0
PACIFIC EIGHT ATLANTIC COAST CONFERENCE
Conference All Games Conference All games
WV L T W L 'T W L T WV IL T
Southern Cal. 2 0 0 5 0 1 South Carolina 4 0 0 5 1 0
UCLA 3 0 1 6 0 1 Clemson 2 0 0 3 3 0
California 2 1 0 4 2 0 N. Carolina St. 3 2 1 3 3 1
Oregon 2 1 0 3 3 0 :Maryland ?? 4 0 2 4 0
Stanford 2 11 3 2 1 North Carolina 1 2 0 2 4 0
Oregon State 1 2 0 3 3 0 Virginia 1 2 0 3 3 0
Washington 0 30 0 60{ Duke 1 31 1 41
Washington State 0 4 0 1 5 0 Wake Forest 1 4 0 2 5 0
SOUTHWEST CONFERENCE MID-AMERICAN CONFERENCE
Conference All games Conference All games
W L T W L T W L T W L T
Arkansas 2 0 0 5 0 0 Toledo 4 0 0 6 0 0
Texas 2 0 0 5 0 0 Bowling Green 3 1 0 4 2 0
SMU 2 1 0 2 4 0 Miami 2 10 51 0
Texas Tech 210 3 30 Ohio. 120 2a3 i
TCU 1 I 0 1 5 0 Western MIichigan I 3 0 3 4 0
Texas A&M 1 20' 24 0 Kent State 0840 34 0
Baylor, 2 0 0 5 0 WESTERN ATILETIC CONFERENCE
Rice 0 2 0 1 4 0 W L T W L T
SOUTHEASTERN CONFERENCE Wyoming 4 0 0 6 0 0
Conference All games Utah 3 0 0 5 1 0
W L T W L T Arizona 2 1 0 2 4 0
Tennessee 2 0 0 5 0 0 Brigham Young 3 2 0 3 3 o
Florida 2 0 0 6 0 0Arizona State I 1 0 32 0
I.SU 2 00 6 0 0 Texas at El Paso 1 40 24 0
Georgia 2 1 0 5 1 OColorado State 0 2 0 3 3 0
Auburn 1 2 0 4 2 ONew Mexico 0 4 0 1 50
Alabama 1 2 0 4-2 0
Vanderbilt 1 2 0 1 5 0'
Mississippi 1 2 0 3 3 0
Kentucky 1 3 0 2 4 0
:Mississippi State 0 1 0 3 3 01
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