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A Purim Spiel
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with calories
he Purim story has all the qualities of a great
novel — a delicious plot that has romance, sus-
pense, a hint of murder, karma and some awe-
some characters.
Just like breakfast starts the day,
King Achashverosh starts the story.
He's a bit of a flake and often had
his underlings Quaker-ing with fear.
He ends the Life of his wife Vashti
and needs a new one to feel Cheerio
again. (Esther gets the most Chex so
he chooses her to be his new
Honey Bunches of Oats).
Achashverosh supports
his No. 1 adviser in his
quest to stamp out all
the Jews to a
Krispie, not
knowing that his honey-nut in the
castle is one. Ultimately, he arranges
for Haman to be hanged (his neck
went snap, crackle and pop!)
Esther is a tall glass of something
cool and refreshing, though her new
husband doesn't know what's in-
cider head. He gives her half his
A, -.V
kingdom — quite a Power(ade)
trip — but still she remains cor-
dial and doesn't share that she's
a (Mountain) Dew. It's hard to keep her spirits (7-)up when
there's a death sentence on her people. She eventually cola-
berates with her Uncle Mordechai who suggests she might
beer in the castle to stop this calama-tea from happening.
She risks her life so-da Jews may live and, ultimately, it all
turns out grape and everyone is spilling over with joy.
Haman's like a moldy fruit. He is papa(ya) to 10 sons and
will be happy if the Jews, particularly a certain man-go to
his death. He has a berry rotten plan that he spreads via the
grapevine, which causes all the Jews to say, 'Oh, my Gourd!'
When invited to the queen's party, Haman feels just peachy,
until the Queen reveals she is Jewish and everything goes
pear-shaped. Then he's really in a pickle.
There are some great just-desserts and raspberry
twists. Ultimately, the Purim story is a miracle for
every Jewish bean — both human and
jelly. We celebrate every year by throw-
ing Hershey's kisses to each other,
dancing, singing 'Halvah Nagillah
Halvah and listening to the Megillah —
truly an Everlasting Gobstopper!
Have a scrumptious Purim! ❑
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