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October 10, 2003 - Image 87

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The Detroit Jewish News, 2003-10-10

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Always wanted Granite but thou ght you couldn't afford it
Dont Replace It... Reface It.

That's when Tom Izzo, Michigan
State University basketball coach, will
be given the Al Food Memorial Award
... Monday, Nov. 3, at Congregation
Shaarey Zedek by the Michigan
Jewish Sports Hall of Fame.
Festivities plus the serve-yourself, sit-
down dinner, auction, mingling with
sports figures, induction ceremonies,
etc. will begin at 5:30 p.m.
ACCOLADES FROM FOOD writ-
ers in this area en route to 4-star dining
honors have been received by two local
restaurateurs for their fine food and
service prowess.
Now these two Chuck Muer alumni
gents have their operations included in
the October issue of prestigious
Gourmet Magazine ... as being among
America's Best Restaurants.
Bill Kruse's Rochester Chop House
in downtown Rochester ... and Chuck
"Rocky" Rachwitz, who with former
Golden Mushroom chef Steve Allen,
own Steve & Rocky's in Novi.
GET WELL WISHES ... To Don
Lifton ... To Frieda Raskin ... Both at
home recuperating after hospital stays.
CONGRATS ... To former Detroiter
Ed Wolfe of California on his 90th
birthday.
KORN KORNER ... Yasser Arafat,
not feeling well and concerned about
his mortality, goes to consult a psychic
about the date of his death. Closing her
eyes and silently reaching into the
realm of the future she finds the
answer, "You will die on a Jewish holi-
day."
"Which one?" Arafat asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psy-
chic, "Whenever you die, it'll be a
Jewish holiday.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept. ... A
rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a
minister, played poker for small stakes
once a week. The only problem was
that they lived in a very conservative
blue-law town.
One day, the sheriff raided their
game and took all three before the local
judge.
After listening to the sheriff's story,
the judge sternly inquired of the priest,
"Were you gambling, father?"
The priest looked toward heaven,
and whispered, "Oh, Lord, forgive me!"
and then said aloud, "No, your honor,
I was not gambling."
"Were you gambling, reverend?" the
judge asked the minister. The minister
repeated the priest's actions and said,
"No, your honor, I was not."
Turning to the third clergyman, the
judge asked, "Were you gambling,

rabbi?" The rabbi eyed him coolly and
replied, "With who?" ❑

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