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had a Jewish rabbinical chaplain ... and
were allowed services on Jewish holidays.
The Jewish inmates on Rosh
Hashanah and Yom Kippur used to
enjoy a full service of prayer ... with par-
ticipation invited for blowing the shofar,
Torah blessings, etc.
There is no Jewish rabbinical chaplain
today ... at either SMCF with about four
Jewish inmates ... or the Parnall
Correctional Facility, the former trustee
section, with around 25 or so Jewish
inmates.
And it is strangely unclear as to
whether or not either Jackson prison will
hold services for Rosh Hashanah or Yom
Kippur.
WOULDN'T IT BE great if ... some-
one thought of leasing some nearby
property for the High Holidays ... and
was able to put up a portable multilevel
parking structure of some kind? ... If ...
synagogues or private entrepreneurs
devised an appropriate public pickup
and delivery service for the High
Holidays?
WHAT A SHAME that so many
young people nowadays select their syna-
gogue for the High Holidays by the
amount of available parking.
AT HIGH HOLIDAY time, wrote
the Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles
in 1997, no term seems more apt than
"wandering Jew"
In the old days, you simply went
wherever your parents or friends brought
you.
So what are Jews looking for in a High
Holiday service? Inspiration, relevance,
child care, and good parking — though
not necessarily in that order. What they
don't want is too much Hebrew, dull ser-
mons, expensive tickets and a stuffy or
snobby atmosphere.
Traditional synagogues that have
choirs, long sermons and an almost the-
atrical approach to the solemn liturgy
clash with a young generation's demand
for a more participatory approach.
KIDDIE KORNER ... After Rosh
Hashanah services, a little boy told the
rabbi, "When I grow up, I'm going to
give you some money"
"Well, thank you," the rabbi replied,
"but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're the
poorest rabbi we've ever had."
KORN KORNER ... Godieb sees his
rabbi and says, Rabbi, I know tonight is
Kol Nidre night, but tonight the New
York Yankees start the playoffs. Rabbi,
I'm a lifelong Yankees fan. I've got to
watch the game on TV"
The rabbi says, "Godieb, that's what
video recorders are for."
Godieb is surprised. "You mean I can
tape Kol Nidre?"
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