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daughter's house, where she will
companies, such as Mother's, also
remove several washed mixing
produce fish in a jar, while some
bowls from your daughter's dish-
businesses, like Ben-Z's and A&B,
washer and then rinse them to make
specialize in the frozen variety.
A&B's logo even swears its fish tastes sure they are clean."
If this appeals to you, check
"the way Grandma made it."
www.haruth.com/Jhumor21gefilte-
Frozen gefilte fish is generally pre-
fish.,html
pared with carrots and onions for
Another author, also trying to be
about two hours. Most agree it has a
funny (whether he succeeds is quite
better taste, but its smell, once
questionable), wonders why people
cooked, can be overpowering.
don't understand that there really is,
You may want to try making your
living in the Great Gefilte Lakes in
own. It sounds frightening, but in
upstate New York, a creature called
fact the prospect is not quite so
the gefilte fish.
daunting with your food processor.
"For all I know, Moses used to go
(You'll find recipes in any Jewish
gefilte fish catching," writes
cookbook or the Internet.)
Lawrence Sherry. And, "Have you
The next question.is how to serve
ever had the baby G/F? Oy, they are
gefilte fish. Families of Russian
so cute that I feel a little guilty eat-
descent often like theirs with horse-
ing them."
radish; many Polish Jews have never
Also thanks, or maybe not really
heard of such a thing.
thanks, to the Internet, a whole new
Today's chefs have added a myriad
crop of gefilte fish memorabilia has
of innovative, and sometimes down-
made the scene. There's the car
right weird, suggestions for gefilte
plaque, of course, and also T-shirts.
fish additions. Recipes have called
You'll find a veritable buffet of
for gefilte fish with jalepenos, for
items
no decent home should be
example, or tomato sauce. One cook
without,
ranging from the Talking
even recommends Gefilte Fish
Beer Opener to the Sushi Clock to
Terraine, which includes spinach
the Singing Mounted Fish, at:
(find the recipe at www.jewish-
www.surprise.com/traits/jewish/gefi
food.org/recipes/gefilter.htm).
lte-fish-tshirt.cfm
In its most basic state, gefilte fish
Here, you can order a T-shirt pur-
does offer one benefit that few
porting
to show the "gefilte fish" —
Jewish foods do: it's healthy. If you
actually,
a rather pointy fish that
don't dump too many eggs in your
looks nothing like anything you've
recipe, you'll have a food that is
ever seen come from the ocean.
both low in fat and cholesterol.
In addition, gefilte fish T-shirts as
With the introduction of the
well as gefilte fish beanbag toys can
Internet, many would-be writers
be ordered from the Jewish.com
have found a new opportunity to
Store at: www.jewish.com/store
muse on gefilte fish, certainly a wor-
For your favorite atheist, consider
thy endeavor.
one of "our top-selling items," the
One unnamed author has written
gefilte fish charm, in colors of gold
a lengthy piece called "How To
or silver. Made to resemble those
Make a Gefilte Fish — A Mother's
popular fish bumper stickers that
Guide," that pokes fun, yet again, at
bear Charles Darwin's name inside,
Jewish mothers.
they come with English writing
The Jewish Mother is advised to
that's supposed to look like Hebrew,
"Suggest that your daughter take a
and
are described as bearing "a
day off from work so that she can
crossed eye and hanging tongue —
watch you make the fish, so she'll
death does that." The•bumper stick-
know how to do it - for her kids after
ers are available at:
she has put you in the Home."
www.evolvefish.com
Later, the Jewish Mother will
arrive with the fresh fish at her
"
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