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Most agree it has a funny (whether he succeeds is quite better taste, but its smell, once questionable), wonders why people cooked, can be overpowering. don't understand that there really is, You may want to try making your living in the Great Gefilte Lakes in own. It sounds frightening, but in upstate New York, a creature called fact the prospect is not quite so the gefilte fish. daunting with your food processor. "For all I know, Moses used to go (You'll find recipes in any Jewish gefilte fish catching," writes cookbook or the Internet.) Lawrence Sherry. And, "Have you The next question.is how to serve ever had the baby G/F? Oy, they are gefilte fish. Families of Russian so cute that I feel a little guilty eat- descent often like theirs with horse- ing them." radish; many Polish Jews have never Also thanks, or maybe not really heard of such a thing. thanks, to the Internet, a whole new Today's chefs have added a myriad crop of gefilte fish memorabilia has of innovative, and sometimes down- made the scene. There's the car right weird, suggestions for gefilte plaque, of course, and also T-shirts. fish additions. Recipes have called You'll find a veritable buffet of for gefilte fish with jalepenos, for items no decent home should be example, or tomato sauce. 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