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July 16, 1999 - Image 100

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The Detroit Jewish News, 1999-07-16

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STRAWBERRY CHICKEN SALAD

50% OFF

ANY OMELETTE WITH PURCHASE
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The Sales Department

(248)354-7123

Ext. 209

DETROIT
JEWISH MEWS

A LOCAL WAITRESS, who prefers
to remain anonymous ... sends me some
of her pet gripes ... Customers who
won't order a drink when the rest of
their party orders theirs, but waits until
you are at the table serving, then saying,
"I've changed my mind ... Customers
who are always in such a big hurry, eat,
then sit and talk, and are the last to
leave ... Customers with an 8:30 reser-
vation who show up at 10 and com-
plain because their favorite table is
taken ... Customers who sit in the aisle
trying to eat with their legs crossed ...
Customers who order their dinner, then
get up to dance when you are serving it
and complain about their food being
cold after 15 minutes of dancing ...
Two people who ask for a four-top
table, saying two more will be joining
their party, but they never show up ...
Customers who get up and move to
another table after the hostess walks
away ... Customers who wave their
arms in the air to get the waitress'
attention ... Customers who have the
cocktail napkin all rolled up when you
serve the drink ... People who order a
complete dinner, eat everything on
their plates and table, then say it was-
n't too good ... Customers who put
their feet up on empty chairs ... People
who set their dirty dishes on the clean
table next to them, instead of waiting
for the bus boy to do it.
OLDIE BUT GOODIE Dept ...
from Sidney Kempner ... about the
lush always thinking in terms of the
wife he had ... She was forever nagging
him ... Once she said to him, "Are you
sure you'll love me when I'm old and
ugly?" and he replied, "Who says I
don't?"
CONGRATS ... To Maxine and
Harvey Gold ... on their fifth anniver-
sary.
OVERHEARD ... at Beau Jack's,
"They live in such a ritzy neighbor-
hood that the local juvenile delinquents
scribble naughty words on the sidewalk
— in French" ... at The Whitney, "He's
so mean he'd send a get-well card to a
hypochondriac" ... at Rhinoceros, "He
wants to take her away from it all —
and she wants to take it all away from
him" ... at Ristorante Di Modesta,
"How do you make passes at girls who
wear glasses? It depends on their
frames" ... at Tribute, "When I got my
bill for the operation, I found out why
they wear masks in the operating
room" ... at Steve & Rocky's, "That girl
in the corner has broken every date
she's had. She goes out with them" ... at
Copper Canyon, I got this black eye
fighting for a girl's honor. She wanted
to keep it." T1

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