Thursday, September 22, 1349
DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE
rage 20
Elusive Waiter
in Tel Aviv
Assisted Nazis,
She Gets 4 Years
Humanitarian
By ELIYE NATIIANS
(A World News Feature Service)
T
HE TEL AVIV restaurants. are
jammed to overflowing at meal
hours. A man walked in recently
and ordered a meal. Ile waited
15 minutes, half an hour, 45
mi nutes.
Finally after waiting an hour
he grabbed a waiter by his
jacket and shouted, "are you the
boy who took my order?"
"Yes, was the reply.
"My, how you have grown,"
exclaimed the customer.
• • •
DR. RALPH J. BUNCHE, for-
A PHILADELPHIA school
mer UN mediator on Palestine,
teacher received this note: "Dear
will be awarded the honorary
teacher; yesterday a bad boy
degree of Doctor of Humane
threw a stone at my Moishe's
Letters, Tuesday at a special
eye. Now he can't see out of it.
convocation of -the Jewish Sem-
Will you please see into it?"
• • •
inary of America in New York
A LADIES' MEETING was be-
City. The presentation will be
ing held and the speaker was
made by Dr. Louis Finkelstein,
eloquently describing the tender-
president of the seminary.
ness women feel for their hus-
bands.
Noah and the other people did
"I know," she said, "What , a
in the ark to amuse themselves?"
maternal influence you ladies
"Oh, I don't know. Perhaps
exercise. I am sure there is not
a lady in this room who would they went fishing."
"Well, they couldn't do much
not like to mother her husband.
of that with only two worms."
If there is such a lady would she
• • •
please stand up."
BROADWAY'S PINT - SIZED
Mrs. Teitelbaum stood up.
Billy Rose calls this "The hole
"Well," said the speaker in
truth and nothing but."
astonishment, "I surely am sur-
A young man, troubled by the
prised to find even one woman
loss of his job and his girl, went
who would not like to mother
to an astrologer to learn his
firer husband."
prospects. The medium, or astral
"Mother, did you say?" ex-
articulator, sat behind a large
claimed Mrs. Teitlebaum. "I
crystal ball, which the visitor
thought you said 'smother'."
noticed had two larges holes in it.
• • •
"WHAT KIND OF a fellow is
Cohen?"
"Well, it you see one fellow
trying to borrow money from an-
other, the one shaking his head
is Cohen."
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"What's the idea of the holes?"
he inquired.
"Well, on Wednesday nights,"
explained the astrologer, "I like
MUNICII—(WNS)—Deep re-
to go bowling with the boys at
sentment is prevailing in the
the club."
Jewish community here over the
• • •
light sentence imposed by a Ger-
A YOUNG Jewish sentry had
man court on Mimie Gossmueller,
been the victim of so many
former director of the female
practical jokes since being made
section of the Osweicim concen-
a soldier that he had come to
tration camp.
doubt everything and everybody.
Gossmueller, a former street
One night a figure loomed in
walker, was accused of selecting
the darkness.
Jewish girls for brothels visited
"Who's there?" the sentry by Nazi officers. She was sen-
asked.
tenced to four years.
"Major Moses," was the reply.
Sensing a joke, the private
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