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Laugh, Jew, Laugh
ered it too small and named a lar-
ger sum. This the client readily
paid. Afterwards the Jew said to
!CONCLUDED FROM EDITORIAL PAGE
Choate in Shakesperian style:
froin EDITORIAL PAGE) is this
Wiwi) I came to Moscow,
"Thou almost persuadist me t
everybody asked what I was doing . not AllUW whether there is another
paring thousands of Jewish arti- in Moscow. When I was in War- race that obtains as much pleasure be a Christian."
sans for the compulsory examina- saw, I had the same experience. tut of its own' shortcomings as QUICK THINKING
tions.
A good business story must
But when I left Paris for Amer- the Jews. The scapegoat of the
There is a movement now among ica, nobody asked me why 1 was Gentile world since the Roman con- included in this ahreviation of Ra b
l'olish Jewry for agricultural work. going to America. Everybody'. quest, having been driven from bi Mendelsohn's anthology. The fol
Those who find it impossible to seemed to know.
place to place in 1065 years, and lowing is typical:
settle on the land, wish at least to
persecuted in unspeakable ways,
After not seeing each other for
develop small garden plots in their
the Jew has learned to utilize wit several years Sam and Abe acci -
small towns where they can raise Lights of New York in order to obtain some pleasure dentally met in a restaurant on
their own vegetables.
out of his own misery."
East Broadway.
We support 12 agricultural co- (CONCLUDE!) from EDITORIAL PAGE)
Illustrative of this are several
"Well, how is everything?" asked
operatives in Volinien, l'oland. In
stories included in Rabbi Mendel- Sam.
Lithuania there is a very success. gain domination in the Legion sohn's anthology that date from
"Not bad, Sam. You know 1
ful farm, Magorina, where 32 councils.
the rise of Ilitlerisni there is th got a concession two years ago from
This Man Retires In Comfort
young Jews from- Germany are
Irving M. Saunders, com- One in which a German schoo I the Chase National Bank to sell
learning farming. Many of them
teacher asks a Jewish pupil:
, kosher hot dogs in the lobby of
went to Palestine where they were mander of the Kings County
"To which race do Jews belong
their building, and things have
placed on farms. There are more (Brooklyn) American Legion,
"Semitic," said the youngster.
been going along nicely. I have
than 100 young German Jews— thereupon issued a statement
"And," continued the teache r, no kick coming. I make a living
farmers, doctors, lawyers and pro-
"the Germans?"
condemning the Kings County
and save a dollar."
fessional
men—who
are
attending
Some call him lucky. Ile himself maintains it's
'Anti-Semitic," said the pupil.
"I'm glad to hear that, Abe. I
ORT schools in Kaunas and Libo Council of Jewish War Veter-
simply a case of sound finance.
Another story, of Hitler origi n, cannot say the same for myself. I
preparing for new vocations. In the ans. Dismissing the complaint illustrative
of
the
Jew
maintainin
g
have
been having a chain of tough
Paris ORT there are special courses that Nazis were penetrating his sense • ■
Thirty years ago he decided he must make sure of an
1 humor when presse d luck—sickness, slack and every-
for German refugees; also agro-
income in the years when his earning power would
is
the
one
about
two
Ilitlerites
wh
o
the
war
veteran
ranks,
Saun-
thing
eLse. Believe me, I hate to
nomical assistance is given by the
decline. Speculation, he knew, could guarantee him
noticed Ludwig Blau, a middl
French ORT to groups of refugees ders criticized the Jewish ex- aged man with a Semitic physiog e- ask favors but a loan of $50 from
nothing. So he sought out the plan which would
who are desirous of settling on the soldiers for "attempting to in- nomy, board a train at Dresde - you for a few weeks would come
guarantee him cash on retirement to provide needed
n. in handy just at this time."
land in Southern France.
income. He purchaser a GREAT-WEST Pension Policy.
terfere or dictate to the Legion They decided to annoy him and a • 'That's too bad, Sam. I would
The condition of the Jewish col-
the
train
pulled
out
of
the
statio
n indeed be happy to help you, but
on
its
policy
on
controversial
onies in Russia is this year much
Through four depressions with their intervening per-
they walked up to him and sa t when I got my concession from the
better than it was two years ago, matters."
down at his right and left respec - Chase National we made the fol-
iods of prosperity he stuck steadfastly to his plan.
on account of good crops. We help-
Whereupon Maxwell Korman, tively.
Financial panics brought him no worry whatever.
lowing agreement: They were not
ed many colonies to maintain them-
Boom periods left him with no regrets.
"Pardon us," said one of th e to sell any hot dogs and I was not
selves by establishing co-operative J. W. V. head, pointing out
factories and workshops where the that the German veteran, had Hitlerites, "We are here to fin d to loan any money."
This year, at age 65, this men retires in comfort.
There are other stories that I
women were able to work at mil- used Nazi swastika emblems at out something about you. Plea se
}le has a guaranteed income as long as he lives. We
tell us, are you an ordinary foe I would like to include in this or.
linery—and now at toys—which
a legion dance, said: "Since or a downright crook?"
want you to learn all the advantages of this GREAT-
tide, stories of misers, Chasidim,
ORT
sells
to
the
co-operatives.
In
WEST l'ension Policy. Send for particulars now. No
The Jew paused a moment an d old and new Russia, shadchen,
this way the women were able to when has Nazism become a con-
obligation.
earn from 100 to 150 rubles month- troversial matter in the Amer- then answered calmly: "It seem • mothers and daughters, sons-in-law
to
me that I find myself somewher e and others. But I must stop, after
ly, which additional income helped ican Legion? In view of the
between the two,"
once again praising Rabbi Mendel-
the colony to exist.
stand
taken
by
National
Com-
son for the wisdom displayed in
PROUD JEWS
Formed 60 Factories
In the small towns we have or- mander Belgrano at the Miami
Pride of race is reflected in th his choice of material.
But before concluding. I must
', ganized and are supporting about convention, and many times story about the German who sea e
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160 factories where declassed Jews subsequent thereto, one would boasting to a Jew of the unparat a include Israel Zangwill's definition
DETROIT, MICH.
of a Jewish joke. It will serve as
are working. The condition of the
e
ed
bravery
of
his
ancestors.
Jew in the small towns, however, imagine that Nazism and the • 'Have you heard of the great and an apology for both Rabbi Mendel-
REPRESENTING
is not at all satisfactory, and many Nazis are strictly barred from mighty Alps? These mountain sohn and myself, that is—if you
of the small town dwellers are the American Legion contro- peaks were built by my ancient knew too many of the stories re-
TEM
peated here.
emigrating to the Jewish colony versy."
forefathers."
in South Russia Crimea and now to
According to Zangwill, then, "a
"My ancestors, too, were very
What do Legion posts else-
Biro-Bidjan, where the government
Jewish
story is one which. no goy
powerful," remarked the Jew
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is firmly determined to establish a where say?
can understand and which a Jew
Have
you
heard
of
the
Dead
Sea
alawemais
Jewish colony and is spending con-
has
heard
before."
in Palestine?"
siderable money to accomplish this ROSOFF—CITY•BUILDER
"Well, what of it?".
One of the biggest housing
purpose,
"Why it was killed by my an-
Strictly Confidential
From my conversation with Peter construction jobs now receiving cestors."
Smidovitch, who just died, to the the consideration of the Public
Typical of the manner in which (CONCLUDED front EDITORIAL PAGE)
great and irreparable loss of the
the Jew jests about the seeming
Jews in Russia—for he was a Works Administration at Wash- inevitability of the persecution in- scheduled for this fall in New York
,
great friend of the Jewish recon- ington is a proposal for an flicted upon him is the story of the ... Ile (Weisgal) has just moved
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struction in Russia—I learned that $18,000,000 model development Irish bully who came out of church Into elaborate new offices on Broad-
the Soviet government would be in Queens, Long Island. It was one Sunday morning and began to way, and unless you have on ap-
AT REASONABLE PRICES
willing that foreign Jews, who are
beat up the first Jew he saw on the pointment with him—you cannot
mechanics or have some useful submitted by Samuel R. Rosoff, street.
see him ... And Elmer Rice has
trade, settle in Biro-Bidjan, pro- rotund, race - track - fan, side-
"What's the trouble? What have finally surrendered and is going to
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viding foreign Jewish organiza- mouth-speaking subway build-
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Euclid 4100
"You have done plenty. You head of a new repertory group ...
sary housing, tools, etc. On this
illed Jesus."
CHIT-CHAT
occasion, he stated that he had been whelmed by the 1929 stock
"Why Jesus died 2000 years ago,"
At the clubhouse of the Washing-
commissioned by his government market crash but who seems to exclaimed the Jew.
ton American League Baseball
to thank the central committee of be doing bigger things than be-
"That makes no difference to Club they tell • funny story about
ORT for the work it has done in fore.
me," replied the Irishman. "I just Sidney Cohen, the young pitcher
Russia.
heard about it in church this morn- who almost got a berth with the
Rosoff made the headlines • ing."
On the question as to why I,
team ... Sid, it seems, played at
came to this country, my answer I few weeks ago when he ac-
Another story in this same vein one time with the Nogales team,
quired control of the famous is a very famous one that centers which played its games across the
abount two very well known per- Mexican border ... The manage-
and historic Hudson River Day sonalities,
the late President Wood- ment decided to give the Mexican
Line, whose daily excursions row Wilson and Ignace J. Paderew- fans a native player to get excited
up the river to Albany provide ski, famous pianist and post-war over and renamed Cohen "Jose
the only summer pleasure premier of Poland. Paderewski Garcia" . .. Jose went over big,
was discussing his country's at- and the Mexican fans gave him a
known by hundreds of thou- fairs
1
with Wilson.
Garcia Day ... One morning "Gar-
sands of New Yorkers.
"If all our demands are not cia" disappeared because he had
granted at the peace conference," become Cohen again, and the Mexi-
Now
this
celebrated
New
4
;; i
he said, "I can foresee serious
i‘ A'
s i
V
York character proposes to trouble in my country. Why, my can papers carried big headlinee,
fearing that their baseball idol had
build
a
city
within
New
York.
people will be so irritated that been kidnapped ... , Several cor-
r
' 1-
N1/4 .....
many
of
them
will
go
out
and
mas-
The
housing
will
be
for
middle-
respondents write in to tell us that
s ......
-
we're all wet about Gregory Rat-
class people. Rosoff, whose sacre the Jews."
"And what will happen if your off, the movie star, not being a
plans are said to have been demands are granted?" asked
Jew . . . We are informed that
approved by the Federal Hous- America's war-time president.
Gregory's mother lives in Los An-
‘1. hy, my people will be so hap- geles, that her real name is Sophie
ing Administrator, says that
py,"
replied
Mr.
Paderewski,
"that
Ratner, that she's a sister of one
the new development "will have
many of them will get drunk and of the leading Jewish physicians
apartment houses, small dwell- go out and massacre the Jews."
of that city, and that she has never
ings, a church, a synagogue, APOSTATES
been heard to deny that she's Jew-
stores,
parks." t eat e r s,
us recreation tgh Jews have never looked with ish . .
reat
favor
at
apostates.
Even
NAZTY
NAZIS
Eight thousand
ough he admits there is often a
We have received many inquiries
will be housed in the 172-acre n messily for such a course of ac- as to whether the Arnold Bernstein
tion the Jew cannot hide his scorn Steamship line is Nazi . . . Well,
miniature city.
of the Jew who has forsaken Ju-
If ever Rosoff could be inter- . daism, The story of the four Jew- IT IS . . . We telephoned in our
perfect German and queried the
Wed in any single Jewish pro- ish apostates who met on a train management, who proudly declared
ject for more than a few min- in Russia is the best example of that the present German Govern-
is type of story included by ment IS SUBSIDIZING the line.
utes at a time, he would be a
abbi Mendelsohn in his anthology, ... AND IT IS TRUE THAT THE
remarkable influence in ener-
The Jews, in the course of con- PALESTINE SHIPPING LINE
gizing others. As it is, he is ye rsation, began to relate the rea- IS BEING CONTROLLED BY
rs
but one of thousands of in- a° that had prompted them to THE SAME ARNOLD BERN-
s .
<
STEIN LINE .. . Ripley , of Be-
fluential New Yorkers who are ac cept Christianity.
The first apostate said he had
It or Not fame, claims that
noted by their indifference. go tten himself into trouble and had lieve
Lud Gluskin , well-known radio
ac cepted the new religion in order maestro, played on a Saturday in
to save himself from lifelong in- the home of Baron Rothschild and
48 Graduate From
ca rcerat ion.
the following Tuesday at the Krupp
Th e second apostate said that his Mansion, Dusseldorf, Germany
Temple
High
School
'
—
i
P" .
arents had mistreated him and ,• Well, Mr. Ripley, we don't believe
1
e had become a Christian in order that Gluskin played at the Krupp
com-Lur.En piton PAGE I i
to get even with them.
Mansion on any Tuesday during the
their Jewish education after con-
The third apostate said that he last two years . . , You have to
firmation. Today no less than ha d fallen madly in love with a show us . . . L. L. tells us that
per cent of the boys and girls be autiful Christian girl and that a one hundred per cent Aryan ap-
who are confirmed at 14 return ah e would not have him unless he proached a high New York City
to continue their Jewish studies Ile cepted her faith.
official with a proposition to en-
When the fourth apostate came dorse the raising of funds by can-
59
through the high school age. We
at the Temple shall not be sati , • to relate his story he said: "My vassing non-Aryan homes and col-
!
fled until it has become a tradi- reason is entirely different. I be-I keting money to send some one to
tion that all children of the con- came a Christian out of convic- Berlin to assassinate Hitler . . .
gregation begin their Jewish edu- tion that Christianity is superior Congressman Dickstein likes Wil-
cation at kindergarten age and to ... "
liam Randolph Hearst and com-
"That," interrupted the three mends him for his anti-radical
keep it up to high school gradu-
reassurance and satisfaction which—
ACROSS plains and mountain ranges,
others,
"you may tell to your Gen- campaign ... A very elaborate ar-
ation."
.
•
by the mere lifting of a receiver —
hurdling rivers and towns, a human
Dr. Leo M. Franklin and Rabbi
ticle in a recent issue of the New
Another story concerns Profes- York Sunday Mirror tries to prove
Fram will conduct the service
can he derived from the sound of a
voice speeds along a wire. And so
and deliver brief words of greet- a° ✓ Daniel ('hwolson, the famous that Emmy Sonnemann, who re-
well-remembered voice.
use= Orientalist, who was once cently married Captain Goering, is
incredibly swift is its flight that even
ing to the graduates.
as ked to explain how a great be- one hundred per cent Jewish, but
It is a tribute to modern telephone
while the words are still sounding
ew scholar like himself had come we still insist that Emmy is Aryan
Contributions to the Jewish hr
to embrace Christianity.
service that such long-distance con.
in a far-distant room, the voice is
and has no particle of Semitic
Children's Home
"I changed my religion because blood, thank God...
munication by word of mouth is no
flowing into • Michigan home, • wet -
of conviction," said the professor. POT-POURRI .
The Jewish Children's Home
"You became convinced that Ju•
longer considered something at which
come guest—and a familiar one.
The reason why Magistrate Ben-
wishes to acknowledge with da ism is inferior to Christianity?" jamin Greenspan of New York was
to marvel. In a few short years the
From ■ miracle, long.distance
thanks the following donations:
"No, not at all," said Chwolson not reappointed by Mayor La
M. Finkelstein, 251 Kenilworth. "I became convinced that it is Guardia is that the judge tried to
miracle has become a commonplace.
communication by telephone has
Mrs. Charles A. Smith, 2244 m uch better to be a professor in exercise so much political pres-
It is now accepted as ■ matter of
developed into an integral part of
Longfellow.
P etrograd than a poor Hebrew, sure en the mayor that La Guardia
Miss Cubby Rockleman, Whit- to ocher in . .
course
even
by
those
whose
memories
got disgusted ... Greenspan 's suc-
every-day American life.
tier Hotel.
Likewise Jews have always been cessor is Nathan 0. Perlman, chair.
go back to • day in which long.
It is the quickest way to relieve
Mrs. J. B. Neiman, 65 McClean. di sposed to sneer at the man who man of the administrative commit.
is name. Take, for in- tee of the American Jewish Con-
Miss Zelle Morris 2454 Blaine. change
distance conversation was utterly
anxiety; it is an unequaled means
in memory of her father, Jacob tance, the story of David Cohen, a gress, whoee appointment again
unknown.
fa
mous football star at college. Not proves that the American Jewish
M. Morris.
of sending congratulations or condo-
Mrs. J. Kabaker, 2499 Edi- king to see the nam e " ' en" Congress is a fine stepping-stone
One of the functions of the Michi-
leneee; it can reunite scattered mem.
son, on the occasion of the re- I headlines, he changed it to Don- into New York municipal politics
gan Bell Telephone Company le to
covers, from illness of Mrs. if. al d Af C te ra r ne. r
ben of a family; it can bring together
. The office worker, of the Jew-
aduation, when he be-, ish Morning Journal and the Yid-
Meyers, 2976 Calvert.
supply this modern necessity to the
friends who have been parted by the
ca me engaged in professional foot- dish Amerikaner are on strike for
people of Michigan; and to Supply it
intervening miles.
Norman M. Snider Resumes ha ti, he again changed his name to higher wages . . . But somehow
udley Kingsbury. An intimate nobody seems to care ... In Clif-
at the lowest rates that will ode-
Practice of Law
There is no way of estimating the
fr lend asked the reason for the ford Od t' play "Till the Day I
sec
and change.
quately
provide
for
the
main-
human value of this modern
Die," one of the actors plays the
Norman M. Snider, formerly
"Some of my acquaintances." re- role of • Nazi storm trooper, using
tenance and improvement of
Commissioner of the Michigan
s
necessity; for there is no
ied the athlete, "are rude enough the makeup of one of the Three
Public Utilities Commission, who
ask me when my name former.
the service.
a
... Yes, it is true that
a
way of measuring the joy and
served under Governor. William y was, and now 1 can tell them i t Little Pigs
the trade agreement between Nazi-
A. Comstock and Frank D. Fitz- w as Donald Crane."
land and Sovietland has been duly
•
geradl, has resumed the general
The following story about Rufus signed, and calls for • credit of
practice of law in Detroit.
hoate, well known American at- 600,000,000 for the Soviets in Ger-
Mr. Snider has recently been to rney, cannot be omitted either. A many . Did you know that the
duly admitted to practice before Je wish attorney had been engaged Nazi entertainers in Yorkville now
the Interstate Commerce Commis- b y Choate to help him try ■ err- paint their fingernails in red, white
.ion in Washington and intends to in CAP!. When the affair was and black colors, in accordance with
to specialize in Utility and Bus .er the two gentlemen considered the Goering dictum that • hundred
and Truck Transportation prac- th e amount they were to charge per cent Aryan must be German to
tice. His offices are located at 703 th air client. The Jew suggested , the finger tips!
Barium Tower.
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