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THE DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE
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"Whereas, the selige members of thing was yontefdig,
the Brie Dalphon have caused us
"Brethren, beloved of my heart,"
trouble and a thousand dollars' worth
began the President, "our beloved
of damages,
brethren of the Bite Dalphon have
"Be it resolved, therefore, to call
sent us eleven delegates. Their cre-
upon the brothers of the line Dalphon
dentials are regular, therefore I move
Sick and Death Benefit Society to in-
that the floor be given to the dele-
demnify us in the sum of one thou-
gates. Seconded? Seconded and so
sand dollars; and if not, then we'll
ordered."
take a prominent lawyer, and off with
Thereupon one of the eleven dele-
the selige feet! Away with the feet
gates took the floor and began ac-
of the line Dalhpon!"
This brilliant harangue of the Pres- cording to the refined diction of the
record, thus, to-wit, namely, in the
ident was enthusiastically received by
manner following:
the line Posers one and all, and they
wound up the meeting with tumultu-
"The Executive Committee of the
ous outcries: "Away with their in- Agudas Bne Poser Sick and Death
truding. feetaway! . . . !"
Benefit Society has turned to the
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The second meeting was still more Sick and Death Benefit Society with
important. The line Dalphon Sick the demand that the Bite Dalphon
and Death Benefit Society had dele- Sick and Death Benefit Society should
gated a committee to the Bne Poser give due satisfaction to the Bile Poser
Sick and Death Benefit Society. The Sick and Death Benefit Society, inas-
hall, sheltering a beth-hamidrash, a much as the members of the Bite Dal-
dancing class, and a five-cent lodging phon Sick and Death Society have
house, was crammed full. The Presi- not the right to extend their feet into
dent coughed two keys higher, the the burying ground of the line Poser
Vice-President came to the meeting Sick and Death Benefit Society. Now,
with combed hair, though it happened therefore, we, the delegates of the
in the middle of the week, the Secre- line Dalphon Sick and Death Benefit
Lary strutted in polished shoes—every- Society, came to this meeting of the
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Bne Poser Sick and Death Benefit So-
ciety. Now, what can we say, in the
name of the executive heads of our
society to the members of your so-
ciety? Of course, a thousand dollars
demands the Bne Poser Sick and
Death Benefit Society; and, equally as
a matter of course, not one cent will
give the line Dalphon Sick and Death
Benefit Society. (Shah! Still! Or-
der! Order!) Ilow is it due them?
Stuff! (Order—don't hiss! Bangl
goes the gavel—the delegate resumes.)
f he cause of our refusal is, that the
Be Dalphon have buried their brother
in regular order, and since the gott-
selige on his own motion without in-
struction to that effect from the broth-
ers, extended his feet to the Bne
l'osers', the entire responsibility rests
with hint. Secondly, to avoid litiga-
tion, we grant you permission to bury
one of your brothers in'such wise as
to have his head on our burial plot,
for and in consideration of our broth-
er's feet. Thirdly, if you can compel,
through a marshal or through the
police, our departed brother to take
his feet front off your ground, we of-
fer no remonstrance. This is the an-
swer of the Bite Dalphon Sick and
Death Benefit Society regarding the
grievance of the Agudas Bite Poser
Sick and Death Benefit Society."
Thereupon the meeting dissolved
into chaos. Shah! Shah! Ordnung!
yelled the members, the delegates
wildly gesticulated with their arms;
bang! went the President's gavel, and
the entire hall resounded mice more
with the fierce outcry: Feet off! Feet
off I Arunter mit the Pyates!
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MANAGES SERVICE DEPT.
FOR RALPH J. HANDY
"Preventive service"— the kind of
service that keeps trucks out of the
repair shop and on the road—will be
emphasized by Edward C. Denim,
who has been appointed manager of
service for Ralph J. Handy, smith-
eastern Michigan distributor for the
International Motor Truck Company,
according to an announcement by Mr.
Handy.
"The serious truck troubles are
costly to the truck owner in two ways
—they keep the truck off the road
where it should be operating and
earning or saving money for its own-
er, and the result is repair bills," says
Mr. Derum.
"We will give all International
trucks regular inspections, with a
The poor widow of the dead man
under discussion had a long weeping
spell before going to bed. After un-
dressing, she covered herself with a
heap of sorry looking rags and sank
Brazora county, are having a spurt
and the University of Texas reports
an oil mound on the Zeigen ranch
near Brazora, on which drilling op-
erations are to be started within the
next month.
There is tremendous excitement, he
says, in the Homer fields where one
man is reported to have sold five acres
for $1,000,000 just after the gusher was
brought in.
Mr. Zeigen says that the Gladys
Belle Oil Company is prepared to
drill on holdings next to his and that
indications are that a gusher will be
struck in the deep sands at the same
depth as the Rowe well. Mr. Zeigen
holds 800 acres between the Rowe
well and the Gladys Bell location.
A FAMILIAR NAME
firm, who has been associated with
his father's business for 10 years, is
in charge of their custom shop lo-
cated in the rear of 179 West Canfield
avenue, where this firm are able to
take care of any of the automobilist's
wants in the tritnming line. The top
building department is complete in
every detail.
CHILDREN TAUGHT TO
BOYCOTT JEWS IN POLAND
Copenhagen:—The Ministry of Pub-
lic Education has recently arranged in
Warsaw a monthly supplementary
course for elementary school teachers.
Among other lecturers there is the
well-known authoress, Helen Bajar-
sky, who lectures upon "Social Prob-
lems and the Task of the Polish
School Teacher." Here is what this
publicist told her audience: First of
all the teacher must try to implant in
the heart of the children a dislike of
the Jewish middleman, further, the
teacher must follow the maxim never
to buy anything from a Jew, and avoid
all kinds of friendly connection with
the Jews, etc.
Detroit motorists have grown ac-
costomea to thinking of the name
Englander whenever automobile slip-
covers are discussed.
J. A. Englander's reputation as a
manufacturer for the past 25 years in
this city was a guarantee that when he
entered into the making of slip-cov-
ers, only work of the finest possible
attainment would be allowed to pass
The Moshav-Zkenim Home and
front his hands. The vast patronage
he has received during the past two Hospital Society of Denver, Colo•,
years in the slip-cover business is am- laid the cornerstone of their new
ple proof that his careful and pains- building recently. The building will
be a home for the aged and hospital
taking methods have been rewarded.
Earle Englander, member of the as well, when completed.
Season's
Greetings
EDWARD C. DERUM.
• into a troubled sleep view to finding the minor troubles
All of a sudden she heard the door and remedying them before they grow
unfasten, and her dead husband en- into serious mechanical trouble. In-
tered—haggard, livid, his face drawn ternational trucks are sold under a six
in pain. months' service guarantee, but the
Ralph J. Handy 'preventive service '
"Go to thy rest," she means to cry,
guarantee lasts the lifetime of the
but her lips are palsied. The dead truck, Our motto is, 'Keep all Inter-
man draws nearer and says quietly:
nationals on the road all the time.'"
"Frieda, I hear every day the
stamping of sacrilegious feet upon ZEIGEN FINDS OIL AREA
my grave. I am insulted; people are
CHARGED WITH ACTIVITY
at war over my feet reaching out into
strange ground. . . . I pray you,
Fred II. Zeigen, president of the
Frieda, go tell them that I was a Bankers' Land & Investment Corpor-
shirtmaker, and that throughout my ation, who has just returned from a
entire life I had no chance to rest my trip to his holdings in the Homer,
weary legs. During the day I sat Louisiana, oil fields and the West
cramped and stcroing over my ma- Columbia, Texas, oil fields, reports
chine—at ..*u I was doubled up by that the Standard Oil Company
the cot K1 my cruel sickness . . . brought in a 20,000-barrel gusher and
the Rowe Brothers brought in a 30,-
now mat I am dead, I have at last a
000-barrel gusher on the Homer fields
chance to stretch my tortured legs— the day he arrived there. These wells
and even that chalice they begrudge are only a short distance from the
,;•0' 'me! . . .
Zeigen holdings and a drill crew is
■ 7 5 I The poor widow sobbed quietly in starting work on his lands.
Mr. Zeigen says also, the oil land
,' her sleep. . . "Oy, oy!" she moaned
holdings in the \Vest Columbia fields,
—and the clock struck midnight.
from the
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Company
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