THE DETROIT JEWISH CHRONICLE
PAGE SIX
TWO SKETCHES
BY JACOB CORDIN
Why Chaim Jankel Went
Symphonic Society for Music and
Harmony.
The Og, King of Bashan, Lodge No.
44.
Chaim Janke! the Prodigy—let's
Socialist Turnerbund, Local 17.
hope it won't happen again, but it did
Choveve Zion, Jerusholayitn.
happen with him and may again wills
Friends of Classical Drama.
others—Chains Jankel the Prodigy
Daimler Psalms—Men's Lodge.
went mad. He has nebbich lost his
Freethinkers' and Atheists' Club,
senses and lies in his ward, in durance No. 1.
vile. He sings out of tune, looks fren-
Synagogue Auxiliary Society.
ziedly around him in deadly fear.
Mozart and Beethoven Choral So-
trembles at the sight of his own ciety.
shadow, does not recognize his
Michael Bakunin Proletarian Fed-
friends and kinsmen gathering around eration.
him in tears. . . • He still lives,
Brotherhood of Russian Revolution.
though dead to the world . . . he ists.
went mad . . and having learned
Smargoner Ansh, Gemilath Chasso-
It has a Message to both large
the cause of Chaim Jankel's madness, dim.
you will admit, that God willing,
and small investors that tells
Galacian Talmud Torah—and sev-
others will go the same road.
enty-seven other lodges, unions,
how to make your savings earn
Chaim Jankel the I'rodigy is not clubs, federations and societies not
5 per cent.
an Irish Goy—he is not a German specifically mentioned for lack of
Our Investment Certificates pay In-
heathen. He is a plain Jewish mem- space.
terest to that amount.
ber of our East Side intelligencia.
Every evening of Mr. Chaim Jan-
The evil genius that caused his mal- kers was occupied with conferences
These certificates—Issued In all de-
nominations—are secured by thousands
ady was a bat in his belfry—a bat that and meetings. Like one bereft of
of splendid loans and by one of the
flutters through the belfry of almost his senses, he went from hall to hall;
strongest banking organizations In Michi-
every Eastsider. In medicine this everywhere he was both seen and
gan.
animal is known by the name of So- heard. His entire life was a magic
ciety Gook. The Society Gook circle of amendments, points of order,
squirms and wriggles and compels and points of information.. . . Slow-
most everyone to found new societies , ly, gradually, the real world disap-
to join those already existing, and to peared frotn his vision. Suddenly, in
think day and night of others that broad daylight, in the middle of the
might be established. The trouble pavement, he saw not men, but walk-
consists in this, that the victims o f ing points of order, rushing by and
of Detroit
the Society Gook malady imagine the gnashing their teeth—points of order
JAMES A. HOYT
EUGENE W. LEWIS
results of their craze to be as fol- dressed like human beings!
. „President.—
Chairman of Boerd
lows: They think that it will bring
Chaim Jankel the Prodigy is now an
207 Griswold St.
them honor, popularity, a good repu- 'nrnate of the insane ward. Every
tation, a fat practice, a political job, moment he trembles in convulsions
sweetmeats for everyone, and more and cries: "Look—look! A point of
of the same order.
'nformation, with a query thirteen
Our Mr. Chains Janke! had been a feet long—a strange-looking fellow
member of the following clubs, or- ;eating himself near the president's
ganizations, lodges and societies—a chair! And over there—see that point
list elucidative of the poor victim's of order—a stout one with a malign-
principles and dearest convictions, be- ant expression—he hurts my brains'
fore lic went nebbich mad, and of his And the amendments, like little in-
pains taken for the good and welfare sects, are jumping around—they jump
of humanity:
into my eyes.. . Away from me, you
Union of Progress and Civilization. points of order! Let go I say, you
Chevra Lamdanim Mislmajes Wah- luckless point of information! Let
Ehn Jainkef.
go! Help! Police! Amendments—
Federation for the Promotion of help l"
Science, Art and Literature.
Poor fellow . . . he is incurably
The Mysterious Society for the mad.
Prevention of the Evil Eye and for
Spiritualism in General.
Bicycle and Pinochle Conglomera-
HE cool September weather creates
tion No. 9.
The meeting was a very important
a healthy desire for invigorating,
one, and therefore all the Brothers',
Zionist Convention
tempting food.
of the Agudas Bne Poser Sick and
Death Benefit Society were in their
Every day in the week except Sun-
Conutined From Page Five.)
appointed places when the Brother
day—K.rtsen's is ready to serve food de-
in distress there is a big task be- President thrice banged the table with
liciously prepared. The service is excellent.
fore us."
his gavel, thrice cleared his throat,
Financial Condition.
Try it this noon.
Harry Szold, Financial Secretary of thrice gave a prodigious snort, and
the Zionist Organization of America, thus snake to the assembly:
"Brethren, beloved of my heart:
presented figures showing 1919 con-
tributions to the Palestine fund ag- The order of the day before this same
gregating $3,000,000. This . total is gathering sets for at start the impor-1
three times as great as the fund -col- tant issue: Off with all intruding ,
lected in 1918. Of the fund being feet! Therefore, consequently, and in
collected for the purchase of land in the first place, we must debate the
Palestine for community use $2,000,- issue, to-wit, off with all intruding
001) was placed last year, it was re- feet!
ported.
"It is known to all collectively and
Among the thousands of contrib-
utors to the fund were: Jacob Schiff, to each severally, that fraternal love
$85,000 to date; Julius Rosenwald, and humanity are the principle of our
$1,004000 a month; Eugene Meyer, Bne Poser Sick and Death Benefit So-
$24,000 a year; Mrs. Mary Fels, ciety; therefore, before everything
Woodward at Clifford
$24,001) a year- Bernard Baruch, else, did we buy for our cash several
Entrance on Clifford
plots of ground wherein to bury our
$12,000 a year.
Reports upon conditions in Pales- selige and gottselige brothers. But
tine were made by Dr. Henry Frie- unfortunately there exists a Bne Dal-
dnnwald, Hobert Szold, Mrs. Mary phon Sick and Death Benefit Society,
Fels and Bernard A. Rosenblatt.
which, as a rule, does likewise bury
Want Next Convention in Jerusalem. its brothers; and, of course, right next
Cheers greeted a resolution, intro-
to ours—plot set against plot, like pil-
duced at the Zionist convention today,
los• against pillow in a double bed-
00=01=10=01=l0=01=0=01=GOCIO that the next Zionist congress should stead. A short time ago there died
be held in Jerusalem. If this was
found impracticable, the resolution amongst them a gottseliger brother,
continued, the congress was to be and what did they do but bury him
held in the United States. Should n exactly such wise, that he trespasses
the congress be held in Palestine, it with his Bne Dalphon Sick and Death
is expected that thousands of Zionists Benefit feet upon our Bne Poser
from this country will accompany the ground—with his feet right into our
delegates to Jerusalem.
throat, so to say; therefore—
2
A minority report was adopted pro-
"Whereas, we are the Agudas Bne
viding that the delegates to the next Poser Sick and Death Benefit Society
Zionist Congress shall use their best and they are no more, excuse me, than
efforts to obtain such action from the
congress as will bring about an ad- the Bile Dalphon Sick and Death Ben-
justment of the relationship between efit Society; and
"Whereas, to trespass with a
all elements and parties which are
represented in the international Zion- strangers' feet upon alien sacred
ist Organization with the end in view ground is illegal, against the law and
that full co-operation may he effected ayainst morality; and
in the work of rebuilding the Jewish
(Continued On Page Seven.)
homeland in Palestine.
Mad.
Business
Opportunities
and saLty/
Representing individuals, corpor , lions an I estates, we are In
• position to offer from time to time pa, ticularly attractive
investments, including:
Ask for Booklet No. 2
Manufacturing plat';
Timber lands
Mining properti.;
Farms
Factory sites
Business blocks
Flats and apartment buildings
Stocks in corporations
Stocks of merchandise, machinery
, and equipment
The reasons for sale, while in many instances confidential
have no bearing on the merit, of the investment and. generally
speaking, are to admit of closing of estates.
We would be glad to consult with and furnish necessary de-
tails to those interested. If advised of the nature of the in-
vestment sought, we will be pleased to place your name on out
mailing list and send particulars from time to time as the once-
Lion arises.
Industrial Bank
Tempting Food
For
September
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our present stock, it was necessary that we take drastic
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Sadists Building,
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Mulberry Hill Land Co. Benda Park Land Co.
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