March 31, 1992 (vol. 102, iss. 104)

…Michigan's in the NCAAs! Hail to the victors... Actually, there wasn't any music when the Wolverines played the early rounds of the NCAA tournament, The pep band was left behind. Can white men jump? Do you care? Read a review of Ron Shelton's pathetic new basketball comedy starring Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. Just to repeat, in case you were in a cave, our boys made it to the Final Four. But there are two more games to win before they...…

…Page 2-The Michigan Daily- Tuesday, March 31, 1992 WOMEN Continued from Page 1 exception of the level of Deans and Associate Deans, the proportion of women still decreases at each suc- cessive level of the University's aca- demic pipeline. "In light of increasing numbers of women Ph.D.s we should have seen corresponding increases of faculty appointments. ... Unfortunately, Michigan's performance is relatively poor even in relation to that of...…

…The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, March 31, 1992 - Page 3 Sports celebrties don aprons to help childrens' hospital by Joseph Smith Diners at the Cottage Inn Cafe in Ypsilanti yesterday were served by an ex- traordinary restaurant staff which included Heisman Trophy winner Desmond Howard, three-time Mr. Universe Peter Neilson, and former Detroit Lion Dexter Bussey. These athletes joined a variety of other sports-related celebrities, including mem-...…

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…ARTS The Michigan D aily Tuesday, March 31, 1992 Page 5 Pretentious Bono ain't a TV star littered the stage, but they weren't always on, nor were they flashing many "subliminal" messages of life. More often than not, live shots of the band were flashed, which gave those in the back a fairly clear view of what was happening on stage. In fact, ZOO TV wasn't the coo- lest part of the band's stage. To ser- vice a ZOO TV boom camera, a dolly tra...…

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… Runaway car injures. hospital patients DETROIT (AP) - An out-of- control car crashed through a plate glass window into the emergency room of Sinai Hospital yesterday, injuring nine people. The driver was a woman who was retrieving her car from valet parking after outpatient treatment at the hos- pital on Detroit's northwest side about 10:50 a.m., hospital officials said. As she got in the car and adjusted the seat, the Dodge Aries took off. ...…

…01 Page 8-The Michigan Daily- Tuesday, March 31,1992 Snipes & Harrelson have balls White Men Can't Jump dir. Ron Shelton by Jen Bilik T he Raison d'Etre: Reverse discrimination hasn't gotten enough attention in the press. Really. White basketball players are getting a crummy rap because Black boys from the ghetto think they can't play. Larry Bird aside, this is an is- sue that must be addressed. The Parable: Billy Hoyle (Woody Harrelson) com...…

…Baseball vs. Eastern Michigan Today, 3 p.m. Fisher Stadium SPORTS Softball vs. Northwestern Friday, 3 p.m. (DH) Varsity Diamond WThe Michigan Daily Tuesday, March 31, 1992 Page 9 Ready and Waiting n M'cagers prepare to take next step toward national title by Albert Lin Daily Basketball Writer Some of the Michigan players could not describe their feelings after their 75-71 overtime victory Sunday over Ohio State. But the reality of mak...…

…Page 10-The Michigan Daily- Tuesday, March 31, 1992 Women netters split two Big Ten matches Men's laxers on hot streak by Sharon Lundy Daily Sports Writer The Michigan women's tennis team held its even record (3-3 Big Ten, 7-7 overall) this weekend by splitting two conference matches. Illinois (3-1, 9-4) was ranked right below Michigan in this year's preseason poll, and has finished its season on Michigan's tail for the past several years...…