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January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 1

…12 * 4&g4br *rni One hundred four years of editorial freedom U' chief academic officer to vacate post at summer's end By RONNIE GLASSBERG Daily Staff Reporter The University's chief academic officer, Gilbert R. Whitaker Jr., will step down when his current five-year term ends in August. "A shorter period didn't seem to serve the needs of the University, so it was sort of five more or none," said Whitaker, who will not *seek a second terrm ...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 2

…2 - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995 Provost says 'it was time'to depart after 5 years 9 PROVOST Continued from page you don't always make friends." The University will search nation- wide to choose a person to fill its sec- ond-rankingposition, Duderstadt said. "We will look nationally. I think we have to do that," Duderstadt said. "It is absolutely essential that that pool has strong women and minority candi- dates." But du...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 3

…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995 - 3 .'U' establishes corporation to form health-care alliances By RONNIE GLASSBERG Daily Staff Reporter With health care delivery moving toward managed-care systems, the University has taken steps to keep pace by forming a health dare subsidiary corporation. "What you have before you, in my per- spective, is the platform for future change," said John Forsyth, executive director of the Universit...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 4

…4 - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995 a " 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan Jessie Halladay Editor in Chief Samuel Goodstein Flint Wainess lP' tonal Page Editors Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of a majority of the Daily's editorial board. All other articles, letters, and cartoons do not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Michigan D...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 5

… RTS 'Ready' doesn't wear well Altman's latest film is the emperor's new clothes By SARAH STEWART In 1993, Robert Altman turned 22 char ac lers, several distinct storylines and a climactic earthquake into "Short Cuts," a maze of a film as Directed by Robert Altman with Tim Robbins and Sophia Loren. Wear" is a discombobulated series of undeveloped storylines and charac- ters that lacks virtually everything except an abundance of runway mod-...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 6

…6-The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995 I FOR SALE: 4-place coffee cup, plate, and serving plate in mint condition. U-M 1937 Wedgwood and Barlaston, Etruria, England. Engraved U-M 1817 plates; William L Cle- ments Library, Alumni Memorial Hall, An- gell Hall, University Library. Magnficant set. Best offer over $500. Call 913/843-1885 eve. HP7475A SIX PEN PLOTT ER for sale. Perfect condition. $225 or best offer. Call 662-5700. PRKG. S...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 7

…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, January 5, 1995- 7 ADORABLE 8 MONTH-OLD needs ex- PART-TIME/FREELANCE. Do you know SPRING BREAK Reps. wanted nowI perienced babysitter, Mon. & Fri. 12-3:30 & stats., or ergonomics or surveys or design or Acapulco from $499, Cancun from $399, ed. 11-3:30. Must have own transportation. data entry or VISIO or word processing or Jamaica from $459. Call Dan 665-6122. ?Jease call after 5:00, 998-0930. general office w...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 9

…S 0 r a r'W.J V i I *Victory 1s no consolation after subpar .8-4 season S AN DIEGO - Here's what this football game means to this city: The Holiday Bowl parade made the front page of the San Diego Union-Tribune. The game itself chewed up a large portion of the sports section. Billboards around the city advertised the game, which was *early sold out. Clearly, this Holiday Bowl business is a big deal in San Diego. Yeah, well, some people mad...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 10

…2 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 Here arethe final top 25 teams in the, football for the 1994 season. Associated Press college Team 1. Nebraska 2. Penn State 3. Colorado 4. Florida State 5. Alabama 6. Miami 7. Florida 8. Texas A&M 9. Auburn 10. Utah 11. Oregon 12. Michigan 13. Southern California 14. Ohio State 15. Virginia 16. Colorado State 17. North Carolina State 18. Brigham Young 19. Kansas State 2...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 11

…The Michigan Daily - SPRTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 - 3 Jackson The former Wisconsin coach talks about * the difficulties of starting a new team 1'BRETT FORREST At the age of 38, and after being associated with professional basket- ballforonlyfive seasons, Stu Jackson was tabbed by the Vancouver Griz- zlies, one of the NBA 's two new ex- pansion franchises, to be their Vice President of Basketball Operations and General Manager. ...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 12

…4 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 pm 2/ M I C I I 0 A H 24 GAME STATISTICS PASSING Player C-A Yds Collins 14-24162 Totals 14-24 162 RUSHING Player Att Yds Avg Wheatley16 80 5.0 Bi'tuka 9 70 7.8 Davis 1 13 13 Howard 3 9 3.0 Hayes 1 8 8.0 Collins 6 (-)3(-).5 TD 2 2 Lg 36 27 13 11 8 15 Int 3 3 TD 1 0 0 0 0 0 Totals 37 179 4.8 36 1 RECEIVING 'M' defe Aggressive effou By CHADTA Daily Fo t SAN DIEGO ...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 13

… The Michigan Daily - SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 -- C 0 L 0 R A 0 0 S T. 14 "o AlO / se turns Rams into lambs helps Wolverines shutdown high-powered offense GAME STATISTICS PASSING Player C-A Yds' Hill 22-40289 Totals 22-40 289 AFRAN Writer season the Michigan defense did its :e. However, most of the time the nedical man than the wild, crazy against Colorado State that resulted covered), five sacks and 11 tac...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 14

…6 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 ,Jackson and King grow into new leadership role By RYAN WHITE Daily Basketball Writer Jimmy King found himself in a familiar position after Tuesday night's game against Purdue. Sitting in the glare of television lights, King fielded questions from the media about his team. There was, however, something different about this press conference. This time it was King having to ans...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 15

…The Michigan Daily - SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 - 7 GLI Continued from page 1 but it also proved that Michigan Tech's seven-player loss hurt the team immeasurably. Six players and the Huskies' top backup goalie were suspended by coach Bob Mancini for team viola- tions. 9* "Michigan was very good - we . have to give them credit," Mancini -said. "I'm proud of the guys who dressed (for us) - they were the ones -who deserved to pl...…

January 05, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 50) • Page Image 16

…8 - The Michigan Daily -- SPORTSThursday - Thursday, January 5, 1995 B I&S Tech's Mancini chose B! ~NQS Jguts over glory at GLI By DARREN EVERSON Daily Hockey Writer DETROIT - Late in last Thursday's game, Luciano Caravaggio braced fora shot that he must have been relieved to see. There was no way the Michigan Tech goalie was giving up his 12th goal of the night on that one, mainly because the puck wasn't even headed toward the net. Someho...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 1

…Airn One hundred four years of editorial freedom Vo, CV, No. .e . ti Jarty leaders vow to work together Rape suspect bound over on robbery charge In first formal meeting, Clinton says he Is ready to cooperate with GOP Los Angeles Times WASHINGTON -- In an earnest display of good intentions, President Clinton and the new Republican lead- ers of Congress promised yesterday to try to work together for the com- mon good - and then reaffirmed t...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 2

…2 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 CONGRESS Continued from page 1. At the hourlong meeting in the White House Cabinet Room, Clinton told the Republican and Democratic congressional leaders he wants to meet with them more regularly from now on, to see whether bipartisan efforts really are possible. Clinton applauded the House for its votes Wednesday on a series of internal reforms proposed by Gingrich, including a rule requiring ...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 3

… The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6. 1995 - 3 Special Report: THE RESHAPING OF GOVERNMENT Changes abound with GOP in power 'Contract' legislation focuses debate on role of government By DAVID SHEPARDSON Daily News Editor Across the nation, from school boards to the statehouses, city councils to Congress, mad-as- hell voters thundered an angry message in No- vember, kicking out the Democrats en masse and de- manding a smaller and les...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 4

…4 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 E tgttn ttt1g h~e V :] I1 1 Vj 'Higher education is not like a factory. You can't rearrange machinery and get a 10-percent increase in productivity.' -University Provost and Executive Vice President for Academic Affairs Gilbert R. Whitaker Jr., on MSU's pledge not to raise tuition beyond the rate of inflation 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 5

…T The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 -5 *Postal rate increase causes long lines, stamp shortages BY SPENCER DICKINSON Daily Staff Reporter Tuesday marked the date of the controversial increase in the price of a postage stamp from 29 to 32 cents. This price increase created chaos at post offices around the country as millions attempted to purchase new 32-cent stamps as well as 3-cent stamps to use with their old ones. Ann Arbor exp...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 6

…6- The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 10 BDRM. NEAR LAW, business, and central campus, 3 living rm., 2 kitchens, eating areas, microwaves, extra refrigerators, extra freezer, 3 bathrooms, May to May leases. $3950 incl. gas. Call 663-1370. 1014 CHURCH - Modern, fum., eff. studio, 1 & 2 bdrm. forl1 to 3 persons. Futon, track lighting, vertical blinds, central A/C, court yard or balconies & prkg. Most have finished basement, spiral sta...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 7

…The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 -7 CHILD CARE IN my home. 281m. children, SEEKING PHD STUDENTS to teach, live SPRING BREAK - Nassau/Paradise Island, ERIC'S SPORTS: Team uniforms and shoes FEMALE ROOMATE wanted to share 1g. 2 CHILD C dayRme Dd a the Pilot Program for 95-96 Cancun and Jamaica from $299. Air, hotel, for all indoor sports. 2 blocks off State Street. bedroom, 2 bath. apartment w/ U-M grad. CHILD CARE WANTED For 5 and ...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 8

… RTS 9 'I.Q.' has By SARAH STEWART After a flawless performance in "The Shawshank Redemption," Tim Robbins should be one of the most sought-after actors in Hollywood. With his tall stature and understated attractiveness, he exudes intensity, charm and intelligence even under the torturous conditions ofShawshank a heart but no brain Directed by Fred Schepisi with Tim Robbins and Meg Ryan Catherine Boyd (Meg Ryan), an el- egant mathematicia...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 9

…mre iiici gdii LadIy - riluy, Jdama y U, iasz - Z Sweet Honey makes music for all ears Steve Martin evidently forgot to use either of his two brains in "Mixed Nuts." Steve Martin s 'Mixed Nuts' is nuttin' to write home about By FRED RICE The name Nora Ephron attached to any film is supposed to assure movie-goers that they are about to see something enjoyable, well-writ- ten and well worth their money; E hron wrote the thoughtful and 9ty sc...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 10

… Hockey vs. Team Canada Tomorrow, 7 p.m. Yost Ice Arena Si S Basketball vs. Penn State Sunday, 2 p.m.(Raycom) State College Blue reaches for two in a row Wolverines meet Lions in second Big Ten contest. By SCOTT BURTON Daily Basketball Writer Penn State, entering its third season in the Big Ten, was supposed to be the conference doormat as they adjusted to an increased level of competition. But someone forgot to inform the Nittany Lions. ...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 11

…The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 - 11 ,Women cagers to battle Spartans, Wildcats By RAVI GOPAL Daily Basketball Writer This weekend, the Michigan women's basketball team will face two teams that are direct opposites of each other in terms of experience. Wichigan State and Northwestern will play the Wolverines today and Sunday, respectively. The Wolverines' (0-2 Big Ten, 5-7 overall) opponent tonight, the Spartans (0-1, 6-4), are ...…

January 06, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 51) • Page Image 12

…12 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, January 6, 1995 I U.S. moves toward more open. relationship with North Korea e Los Angeles Times WASHINGTON - The Clinton administration declared yesterday that North Korea has complied with the initial provisions of the framework nuclear accord signed by the two gov- ernments in October, and said the United States is now ready to begin fulfilling its part of the bargain. The Pentagon disclosed plans to se...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 1

…J E rpgc 41V .. One hundred four years of editorial freedom '92]DN) tes s 1 0 man By FRANK C. LEE Daily Staff Reporter Police have linked Ervin Dewain Mitchell Jr. to four rapes that occurred in the Ann Arbor area during the past 2 1/2 years using DNA tests, accord- ing to published reports. Using blood samples taken from Mitchell when he was a suspect in a 1992 rape in Inkster, Mich., police matched his DNA with four of the sexual assa...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 2

…2 -- The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 DNA Continued from page 1 rapes - in Eberwhite Woods, Longshore Drive, and Miller Avenue of Ann Arbor, according to media reports. The last attack in which sufficient DNA evidence was left behind was the May 7 rape and-murder of Christine Gailbreath, aUniversity employee, near the Westgate Shopping Center. The Ann Arbor News reported yesterday that Mitchell toldepolice upon arrest that he was...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 3

…The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 - 3 *LSA begins theme semester with 'Confict' By MARIA KOVAC Daily Staff Reporter Does conflict and change create commu- Oities or destroy them? How does sexism, racism or homophobia affect a divided soci- ety? The College of LSA hopes to spark exami- nation of these and other timely ideas under this semster's theme: "Conflict and Commu- nity." LSA dedicates each semester to a topic that faculty me...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 4

…4 - The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 ~be kI~igrn ai M N 04 k Mm 'A-lk MA-18 WW Oltk:g K AV& WUM A& Oft 0- I wl 114 1111101 W 1I I s w a r w . wow w r- Mi is I 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan Jessie Halladay Editor in Chief Samuel Goodstein Flint Wainess Editorial Page Editors Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of a majority of the Da...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 5

… 's 'Fighter' lacks street smarts * Van Damme it! The movie isn't as exciting as the game By KIRK MILLER As one of many movies inspired by a video game, the makers of "Street Fighter" faced the challeng- Street Fighter Directed by Steven E. de Souza with Jean-Claude VanDamme and Raul Julia ing task of turning the famously excessive violence of the arcade hit into an action film suitable for kids. With this in mind, and as a service to our...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 6

…6 - The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 0 DEPOSIT! 1 bdrm. with free heat, free prkg., & flexible leases. Call today, 662- 2950. 1 BDRM. apt. 411 N. Ingalls furm. $550/mo., incl. heat & water 662-8362. 1 BDRM. APT. across from CCRB, fum., prkg., ld .,hardwood firs., comfortable for , avail. 665-7559. 10 BDRM. NEAR LAW, business, and central campus, 3 living rm., 2 kitchens, eating areas, microwaves, extra refrigerators, extra freezer...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 7

…The Michigan Daily - Monday, January 9, 1995 - CASH FOR COLLEGE. 900,000 grants available. No repayments, ever. Qualify immediately. 1-800/243-2435. - Achieve the LSAT score You need with EXCEL Our Classes Im- prove Your Skills at making the Key Analytical Distinctions that are required for Top Performance. LSAT Classes start: Tue., Jan. 10th CL9961500 Test Preparation 1100 South University TYPING & WRITING Resumes, cover letters, application...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 8

… ° - me wumrom u any "'wnuoy, .mmvy , i _ ... m f dik Project Community 1 cr ~( it? I-'i~o;cct (iom~.uini ~y ..fe~n~ ~ UKo~;y and E nTJ2S UI I 3ustjce. A~§Jb. (aQ7 _f T; 1<. . >ii ,v rridcs, Mc . :/-- ' w / - You're the one for me, Finney: Modine and Al go for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things. 'Browning a compelling version Greek Leadership Conference (GLC)- 1995 . ' / By JOSHUA RICH Perhaps ca...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 9

… 71.H'D ilg When was the last time the gMichigan women's basketball team won two games in a row? (Answer, page 2) I AP Top 25 Wrestling Q&A Bach's Score Men's basketball Women's basketball Hockey Men's swimming NFL playoffs 2 2 3 3 4-5 4-5 6 7 8 *Women cagers end Big en woes By RAVI GOPAL Daily Basketball Writer The Michigan women's basket- ball team opened up the new year with a bang as it defeated Michigan State and Northwestern this p...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 10

…2 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 Here is how the top 25 teams in college basketballfared this week- 'M' grapplers win two. of three in dual meets By DANIELLE RUMORE Daily Sports Writer It was a perfect day. Though it was cold, the newly fallen snow sparkled on the ground as the sun shined brightly overhead creating apicture-perfectday. It was Saturday, and the Michigan wrestling team played host to Morgan Stat...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 11

…The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 - 3 PQ&A: VANCOUVER GRIZZI Former Wisconsin coach discusses past influences, future plans At the age of 38, and after being associated with professional bas- ketball for only five seasons, Stu Jackson was tabbed by the Vancouver Grizzlies, one of the NBA 's two new expansion fran- chises, to be their.Vice President of -Basketball Operations and General Manager. Jackson's first majo...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 12

…4 - The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 Loss to Penn State magnifies Michigan weaknesses; NIT looms large in future By SCOTT BURTON Daily Basketball Writer UNIVERSITY PARK - If Michigan had any illusions of gran- deur after opening its Big Ten sched- ule with a victory over Purdue, they were effectively creamated after Court ress rather comprehensive reality check. And this check list is longer than a DC-20 aircraft...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 13

… BASKETBALL NOTEBNK Baston's incomplete eaves Blue shorthanded The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 - 5 Michigan still searching for complete game effort By SCOTT BURTON Daily Basketball Writer UNIVERSITY PARK - When Iahktar Ndiaye and Maurice Tay- r got in foul trouble early against enn State yesterday, the Michi- an basketball team had no one on te bench to go to for help down Michigan was left shorthanded ihen fres...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 14

…6 - The Michigan Daily -- SPORTSMonday -- Monday, January 9, 1995 HOCKEY NOTEBOOK: Exhibitions not kind to Wolverines 0 By MELANIE SCHUMAN and TOM SEELEY Daily Hockey Writers Michigan has not fared well against Team Canada, and Saturday's loss was the third consecutive in the three games that the Wolverines have played against the Canadians. The last time Michigan played a Team Canada squad was Nov. 1-2, 1985 when after losing the first ga...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 15

…The Michigan Daily - SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 - Wouda returns to Wolverine lineup MARK FRIEDMAN/Daily Royce Sharp and his Michigan teammates trounced South Carolina at Canham Natatorium Saturday, 114-81. Illue . ies by Su th Carolina Wolverine semiors shine in win over Gamecocks By MICHELLE LEE THOMPSON Daily Sports Writer Senior - n. One who is older, of igher rank, in one's last year of col- fege. , In other words, persons w...…

January 09, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 44) • Page Image 16

…8 - The Michigan Daily -- SPORTSMonday - Monday, January 9, 1995 Cowboys set up NFC title game showdown . IRVING, Texas (AP) - No sur- prise. It's the defending champion Dallas Cowboys against the San Fran- cisco 49ers in the NFC title game for the third consecutive year-just like everyone predicted in August. The Cowboys, despite losing All- Pro running back Emmitt Smith to a hamstring injury formost of the game, gave rookie coach Barry Sw...…

January 10, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 53) • Page Image 1

…One hundred four years of editorial freedom *r i Coalition claims police mishandled serial rapist search By JOSH WHITE Daily Staff Reporter Calling for a "full review of how the serial rape case has been investigated," former Ann Arbor City Councilmember Larry Hunter and the Coalition for Community Unity con- demned the Ann Arbor Police Department in *atements yesterday. In a public statement, the coalition attrib- uted the recent arrest ...…

January 10, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 53) • Page Image 2

…2 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, January 10, 1995 BUDGET Continued from page 1 "Anotherpotential problem is how do you manage the conflict between doing anything to raise revenue and some sort of academic standard?" Jackson said that without the spe- cific plans for implementation, it is difficult to foresee the possible prob- lems. Nursing Dean Ada Sue Hinshaw said she is not certain how the change will impact her school. "We all know that ...…

January 10, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 53) • Page Image 3

…______ ___ ____The Michigan Daily - Tuesday January 101 995 - 3 enEMU students plan boycott of claslses nML a Proposal to cancel classes too late for academic calendar to accommodate change By KELLY FEENEY Daily Staff Reporter Eastern Michigan University's decision not to cancel classes on Mar- tin Luther King Day this year has left many students angry, with one group planning a protest in response. Members of the Student Organiza- tion for A...…

January 10, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 53) • Page Image 4

…4 - The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, January 10, 1995 (7io 4t Citi tt t Butl 'Hours after we took our oath under the Constitution of the United States, we trampled it.' - U.S. Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Menominee), on proposed cuts in the tax rate many Democrats consider unconstitutional 420 Maynard Ann Arbor, MI 48109 Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan Jessie Halladay Editor in Chief Samuel Goodstein Flint Wainess WHY T...…

January 10, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 53) • Page Image 5

… RTS Carrey's 'Dumb'ward spiral ,.. \z < <a> i a ~ :. ...rc? By SCOTT PLAGENHOEF If you're afraid that seeing "Dumb and Dumber" will amount to two hours of fart jokes, don't worry, it doesn't. They also manage to throw in multiple jokes about taking a piss, including one about drinking it, numerous shots to the testicles, and even an inspired, drawn out joke involving our old pal, laxative and its companion, diarrhea. Hilarious. Dumb and ...…

January 10, 1995 (vol. 105, iss. 53) • Page Image 6

…6-The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, January 10, 1995 AL I BDRM. APT. across from CCRB, fum., prkg., ldry., hardwood firs., comfortable for , avail. Sept. 665-7559. 10 BDRM. NEAR LAW, business, and central campus, 3 living rm., 2 kitchens, eating areas, microwaves, extra refrigerators, extra freezer, 3 bathrooms, May to May leases. $3950 incl. gas. Call 663-1370. 1014 CHURCH - Modern, fum., eff. studio, 1 & 2 bdrm. for 1 to 3 persons. Futon, trac...…

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