March 30, 1984 (vol. 94, iss. 143) • Page Image 30
…U U U ---ml w w w w -0 U :W 1w Something old, something new Why I hate new fashions I By Gary Effman OU WANT to dress punk ... you want to dress funk. You're having a luau and you were too busy drinking in Ft. Lauderdale that you didn't pick up a shirt over break. You need a pair of black plastic sunglasses and Roy Orbison just won't lend you his. Or maybe you're sick of that polyester leisure suit your aunt bought you. Have no fear!...…