April 04, 1996 (vol. 106, iss. 106) • Page Image 5
…The Michigan Daily - Thursday, April 4, 1996 - 5A You get sick You call Mom for sympathy You dial 1-800-COLLECT Mom saves a ton of money Mom is so pleased she sends you brownies You eat the whole box of brownies You get sick MINEEMENNOMM m a m …