March 15, 1993 (vol. 103, iss. 95)

…Last week, Jalen Rose admitted that he received a ticket for loitering in a house with drugs last October. Yet somehow the ticket never found its way from the Detroit police to the courts. In this weekend's "Big Show," the Comedy Company struggled with both its timing and delivery. Melissa Rose Bernado reviews the performance. The NCAA tournament selection committee told Michigan to Go West yesterday when it made the Wolverines the No. 1 see...…

…0 Page 2--The Michigan Daily- Monday, March 15, 1993 Chronic Fatigue Immune Dysfunction Syndrome (CFIDS) is an illness that is often difficult to diagnose. This disease affects millions of Americans, with the figures changing since the symptoms are common to other diseases. Major symptoms include: U fatigue; neurologic complaints; recurrent sore throat; lymphatic pain; muscle pain; joint pain; and, abdominal pain. Minor symptoms include...…

…The Michigan Daily- Monday, March 15, 1993 -Page 3 Deadly blizzard kills 84 on East Coast Associated Press The blizzard that paralyzed much of the Eastern Seaboard whirled through New England and into Canada yesterday, shattering records with as much as 50 inches of snow and leaving at least 84 people dead. Among the victims was a man found frozen to death in Alabama. Millions of people as far south as Florida had no electricity and many didn...…

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…1* ARTS Comedy Company's timing, delivery sputters Life is Sweet It's an unprecedented night of TV for the Mike Leigh crowd: tonight at 8 p.m. on Bravo, it's a rare chance to catch Leigh's "A Sense of History." 30 minutes long, it's nothing more than Jim Broadbent ("The Crying Game," "Life is Sweet") delivering a monologue as the 23rd Earl ofLeete, aportly man of about70 years. If you don'thave Bravo, find someone who does. Ludwig Fix Need...…

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…Page 8 -The Michigan Daily - Monday, March 15, 1993 Speakman speaks out on Hollywood by John R. Rybock While teaching in a West Los Angeles dojo, Jeff Speakman, star of "Perfect Weapon" and "Street Knight," was told that he should try to be in motion pictures. "I resisted for a while," said Speakman in recent interview. "Finally I went, and then I realized that this is what I should be doing." But when Jeff Speakman was entering college, ac...…

… What was the last time one conference had two No. 1 seeds in the NCAA tournament? (For answer, see page 2) I 3 k..y "F K M Ia ,x.~ NCAA Tournament Pairings SPORTSMonday Calendar Athlete of the Week Q&A Blame it on Niyo Baseball Men's Basketball Hockey Women's Basketball Gymnastics 2 2 2 3 3 3 4 5 6 8 .Blue goes West by Northwestern Wolverines to battle Chanticleers by Ryan Herrington Daily Basketball Writer While the Michigan men'...…

…Page 2-The Michigan Daily - Sports Monday- March 15, 1993 0 6 6 0 WHO: Nikki Beaudry TEAM: Women's Basketball HOMETOWN: Grand Blanc, Mich. YEAR: Senior ELIGIBILITY: Senior WHY: Beaudry averaged 15 points in the women's basketball team's two games this week against Indiana and Purdue. Beaudry pulled down 11 rebounds in the Wolverines' first Big Ten victory of the season over Indiana, 67-54. In the 59-56 loss to Purdue, Beaudry scored 15 poin...…

… Jam ison The 1991 Lions defensive MVP discusses his team and the NFL The Michigan Daily - Sports Monday - March 15, 1993 - Page 3 John Niyo French club wants a piece of the FabFive The French claim they will serve no wine before it is time. Or maybe it was Americans that came up with that profoundly stupid commercial jingle. Whatever. Apparently, though, it is time. Finally. The Fab Five have hit the big time. No longer are they our own litt...…

…0 Page 4-The Michigan Daily- Sports Monday- March 15,1993 Seniors bow out in style Five Wolverines close out Crisler careers in Northwestern romp by Adam Miller Daily Basketball Writer The Michigan men's basketball team paid tribute to its seniors Sat- urday against Northwestern at Cris- ler Arena, prevailing 86-60. The contest was the last home game for guards Michael Talley, Rob Pelinka and Sean Dobbins, center Eric Riley, and forward Jam...…

…The Michigan Daily - Sports Monday - March 15, 1993 - Page 5 r I U Wui (I Li nos Fans offer final 'C-ya!' to seniors Six veterans skate for last lime on Yost ice; lookforwand to nextfew weeks Icers need to step up against stronger foe Daily Hockey Writer 1 Competition. It's a simple concept, really. Good competition tends to breed good per-. formances. Poor competition tends not to. Case in point: the Michigan hockey team, which, in...…

…Page 6-The Michigan Daily-Sports Monday- March 15,1993 Cagers come up short at Purdue Women end season with typical 59-56 loss in West Lafayette Al by Jaeson Rosenfeld Daily Basketball Writer If there has been one word that has characterized the Michigan women's basketball team's season, that word is almost. The Wolverines have 'almost' won on many occa- sions, but have fallen short in the fi- nal minutes. For much of the season, the Wol- ve...…

…The Michigan Daily-Sports Monday- March 15, 1993-Page 7 THE SPORTING VIEWS NHL's quest for cash will leave purists crying for the old times by Tim Spolar Daily Sports Writer Quack, quack, quack. This is the soundbite chosen to symbolize a sport blending speed, finesse and raw aggression? As unbelievable as it may seem, the National Hockey League is actually intent on permitting the Walt Disney Company to name its newly-purchased expansion f...…

…Page 8-The Michigan Daily-Sports Monday- March 15,1993 DIVERS Continued from page 1 third in the 1-meter. In her first sea- son as a Wolverine, Zarse has al- ready established herself as a major force in women's diving. "No one really expected her to do that well," Woods said. "It's espe- cially impressive that she's a fresh- man." Diving coach Dicl Kimball said both divers' turned in good dives. "Carrie dove very well," Kimball said. "She ch...…