December 07, 1995 (vol. 106, iss. 48) • Page Image 15
… disappointment? Besides, there's a free penny jar at Subway, so you don't even have to spend money. 2) Apples: Remember when you were a kid, all dressed-up for Halloween, trick or treating and acquiring lots of…
… cool candy and then you got to 01' Lady Miner's house and she gave you an apple? Do you remember how that felt? Well, do it to someone else. Even better, everyone knows that if someone give you an apple…
…, it could be poisonous, so it shouldn't be eaten. Therefore, you can buy just one apple and go up to each friend in unison, present the apple and then say "Yikes. It might be poisoned. I better take…
… entertainment prizes. CALL (810) 443-COIN (2646) From Any Ameritech Pay Phone. Grand Prize: An incredible home entertainment system worth $6,300. First Prize: A state-of the-art home computer system or Sega…