February 04, 1966 (vol. 76, iss. 109) • Page Image 7
… near the Diag.M We were conversing the other day when he told me he wanted toi be interviewed and written up in The Daily. I replied that few peoplei really care about what a squirrel thinks. "And who…
… Arbor I've made some memorable acquaintances, professors, kooks, rascals, jackals. But one of the most pleasant and articulate is a mousy furred squirrel named Nutsy b who habituates one of the fat oaks…
… down verbatim. I don't want to be miscontrued." "You mean like they do it in U.S. News and World Report," I said. "I mean like Playboy does it," answered Nutsy emphatically. f Q. Mr. Squirrel, there…
…. Particularly when I'm positive they're wrong. Q. All right Squirrel, let's try spmething else, and don't be so verbose. Are athletics too professionalized at Michigan? A. There's no doubt that football and…
… quickies. Who's the most beautiful woman in the world? A. Rita Tushingham or Thelma Ritter. Q. That's what happens when you ask a squirrel. What do you think of Paul Goodman? A. I might agreewith him if he…
… was intelligible. Q. How do you stand on draft deferments. A. Everyone should be taken but squirrels. Q. Be serious. A. Look, if you thought seriously about war they'd say you were made or a Commie…
… pacifist. Frankly, the idea of killing a fellow squirrel to gain respect, prestige, and security is folly as far as I'm concerned. Q. Is Cazzie Russell a greater player than Bill Bradley? A. Compare gold and…