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…Wednesday, March 21, 2018 // The Statement 4B Wednesday, March 21, 2018 // The Statement 5B Purple Squirrel, but only human? by Yoshiko Iwai, Columnist I wake up to the fifth alarm of 12. It…

… doing this isn’t enough. There’s the unspoken “purple squirrel” or “it” factor — as it’s called in show business — you need in order to stand out in a crowd of overqualified people applying to…

… Diag and find a spot by the Randall Laboratory. The concrete is cool from the rain. I worry the rough surface will make pills on my leggings. The breeze is cool against my ears. In the light, I…

… embarrass- ingly new just yes- terday. The same sum- mer I got my bike, the Randall Lab was under con- struction. A huge fence surrounded the entrance of the Diag. Three con- secutive 90-degree…

… squirrels. One of the bushy-tails once leaped on a bench next to Robinson during his Diag diologue, he said, and began a chirpy imitation of the good Doctor. When one Guild house guest suggested Robinson may…

… yesterday, noted man-about-Diag Richard "Dr. Diag" Robinson en- tertained the group with a nutty tale. Since the whole "Dr. Diag" thing began, Robinson said, he has made the acquaintance of several Ann Arbor…

… be the modern-day Francis of Assiss, another pointed out-loand behold-a squirrel sitting outside peering through the win- dow at Robinson. Guess nuts of a feather flock together. By The Associated…

… for the week, there are sure to be thousands of Wall Street Journals going to waste. Take advantage of this and try sell- ing them to "Crazy Protest Guy" in the Diag so he can learn some things about…

… the real world and stop talking about drugs and masturbation. 7. Take the "Crazy Protest Guy's" place in the Diag - With "Crazy Protest Guy" out of the pic- ture, you can start practicing a protest of…

… accomplish, however, as the two of you could be the only ones that stayed in Ann Arbor over break. ' Courtesy of Lucasfilm The helpless cough of a squirrel with a crushed face, that's what life's all about…

… great if his forum were the Diag and if his audien- ce were squirrels and pigeons? Ahh, dreams. Instead, Helms is on the Senate floor, doing his bit to undermine the Con- stitution. Yesterday afternoon…

…- tacking some of the most basic freedoms of all Americans. And that's something even a Diag preacher would admire for its absurdity. , ..._ - F C 1 I -r ,' d rIZa o Jam! y tA hiV o o b…

… executives delivered some of their final announcements to the current assembly. CSG president Anushka Sarkar, an LSA senior, confirmed the installation of Wi-Fi on the Diag, as well as a michigandaily…

… presentations highlighted marginalized voices JORDYN BAKER Daily Staff Reporter Purple Squirrel Statement contributor Yoshiko Iwai reflects on her experience overloading, overworking and overextending…

… Panther McAllister, an LSA senior, in refer- ence to the racial slurs recently writ- ten in Couzens Residence Hall and on the Diag. Sidney Bailey, an Engineering junior and member of Omega Psi See RALLY…

… it cleaned up, but said she does not think it is the fault of students. "Sometimes bins get stolen, so the trash is just sitting out. If it is not in a bin, the squirrels get into it," she said. Last…

… issued a proclamation that will invalidate sidewalk occupancy vendors and peddlers permits for that day in a specified area surrounding the State Street and University Diag area," James Kosteva, director…

…. Run for president of the Squirrel Club. 8. Print lots of little colored pieces of paper with nothing on them and pass them out on the Diag. See if anyone notices the difference. 9. Abolish something. 10…

…. He is short but quick. 3. Grow a beard. 4. Start to read the news and hold opinions. 5. Join the Squirrel Club. It's always a good idea to have your first few goals be relatively frivolous and…

…@michigandaily.com Classified Sales classified@michigandaily.com Finance finaice@michigandaily.com Passersby and onlookers watch a red-tailed hawk eat a squirrel on the Diag Tuesday. CRIME NOTES CAMPUS EVENTS & NOTES Cave…

… the Week -e i 1igall4 IM 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109-1327 LEFT: A Squirrel enjoys a nut www.michiganduily.com on the Diag during the rain on Thursday, Oct 20. (ADAM STEPHANIE STEINBERG ZACH…

… initials to identify. Call 769- 0767. AB40 FOUND: Tents and Cam ping equip- ment, vicinity of Diag. Call 764-4404 evenings, 769-4298. AD43 FOUND: black male shaggy dog, white chin, 50 lbs. Very sad. Vic. S…

…'s beige jacket with red lin- ing. If found call 769-7683 or 769-7656. AE FOUND: pair of contact lens on Diag Fri. nt. 764-3739. AC FOUND: Large golden dog resembles golden retriever, wearing flea collar…

…, friendly, good squirrel-chaser. Call 764-2680 or 764-0782 noon-5 p.m. AD21 FOUND - Champaign colored female kitten, adorable, owner or interested party call 665-5364 or 764-4080. AD66j UNCONTRACTED…

… THE CARSON COMPANY 11 South Boulevard-Evanston, Ill. 60202-Tel 312-869-8330 LOST: Blat k puppy near Diag.' markings on chest and three Call 769-7193. White paws. 46Atc 2 BDRM. FURN. units on campus…

… supposed to prac- tice? I have not noticed any putt- ing greens for men only. Maybe we are supposed to gambol about the diag, gaily chipping golf balls at the trees, using squirrels as tar- gets. I don…