4 Disney’s still too scared to say “gay” For decades, Disney has prided itself on creating magic. Disney’s products are designed to add some magic to life, to create an escape from the greater problems of the world. But all of that work promoting itself as a source of joy and happily-ever-after sometimes seems like a shiny coat of paint over a cluster of wider issues. The truth is, when you wish upon Disney’s star … well, it might make a difference who you are. In the grand scheme of things, the umbrella of Disney companies occupies an incredible amount of cultural space. Despite being technically intended for kids, Disney’s movies, media and theme parks have an outsized effect on adults. Such an audience gives Disney influence and relevance not afforded to most companies. As a result, one of the strongest traits at the heart of Disney’s business model is that they try to please everyone. Find themselves with a controversial installment in a beloved franchise? Use the next movie to walk everything back. Release a movie that represents Pixar’s first box office failure? Stick to sequels based on existing IP. Get complaints about the homogenous nature of stories told in Disney films? Branch out to different media. Over the past decade or so, Disney has leaned into a push for diversity in media, both in terms of characters and the creators who bring them to life. But one area where Disney has been increasingly hesitant is the inclusion of LGBTQ+ characters, and its stance on LGBTQ+ rights. In recent months, this hesitancy has unfolded dramatically in relation to the “Don’t Say Gay” bill in Florida. After initially not making a statement against the bill, numerous outraged employees spoke out on social media; Disney later apologized to employees and made an open statement of opposition that caused Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis to take away tax-related autonomy that was previously awarded to Disney’s Orlando-based theme parks and resorts. Disney’s timidness about its support of the LGBTQ+ community is nothing new. For years, Disney has walked the line about Queer characters, trying to include characters that they can peddle as gay while also minimizing their presence to avoid enraging conservative Americans. Disney’s strategy, up until now, has been trying to appease both sides; the result, however, is that neither side is satisfied. Over the past few years, Disney and its subsidiaries have made several half-hearted attempts at LGBTQ+ representation in films and TV shows (although Disney has a long-running habit of queer-coding characters). In 2017’s “Beauty and the Beast” live- action remake, Le Fou is canonically gay because of a brief dance between him and Gaston. “Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker” features a brief kiss between two women. “Avengers: Endgame” shows a male character casually mentioning going on a date with a man. In “Onward,” a police officer briefly mentions her girlfriend. Most recently, a brief kiss between two married women in “Lightyear” received a lot of press — initially because of its removal and subsequent return, but more so now because of the countries that have banned the film’s release because of it. The connecting word here? “Brief.” All of these “representations” of LGBTQ+ characters were less than 10 seconds. These attempts to add Queer characters to the canon feel hollow because they are. Being inclusive and open-minded is trendy for businesses. Checking boxes — a gay character here, a person of Color there, a disabled character somewhere in there — is a business strategy designed to prove a kind of inclusivity that is becoming more prevalent in the U.S. The reality of an issue-conscious economy is what leads to a phenomenon called rainbow washing. Rainbow washing is when a business shows public support for the LGBTQ+ community without putting in any actual work towards empowering queer folks. It’s associated with empty gestures like changing logos for pride month (which are then routinely changed back on July 1) that create a front-facing show of support without addressing the culture within their company — or, more often than not, without acknowledging donations to anti-LGBTQ+ politicians. It’s hypocritical but tactical; this way, if companies are accused of being bigoted or homophobic, they can point to their rainbow logo and tell conscientious consumers, “No … see?” In the case of Disney, selling pride merchandise and changing their logo and social media scheme during Pride Month is only part of their rainbow- friendly strategy; the same mentality behind rainbow-washing is what leads to the incremental inclusion of Queer characters. Each of these moments, despite feeling like the bare minimum, is then touted as momentous by directors and executives and conflated into a significance that feels difficult (if not impossible) to achieve in the span of a few seconds. Showing small, ephemeral exchanges of affection between gay characters is a welcome step, but categorizing it as a “milestone” feels disingenuous; more often than not, it’s marketing. S T A T E M E N T The Michigan Daily — michigandaily.com 4 — Wednesday, June 29, 2022 My dad says that every good joke has some layer of truth to it. In the ongoing cultural pursuit to determine what makes “funny” things funny, he argues that the most effective jokes are those rooted in real human experiences and emotions. Usually, this comment is in reference to an unreasonably offensive comment made by me that I attempt to write off as a joke out of guilt and/or embarrassment. But not always, and fortunately, not in this piece. I’ve always wondered if my dad is right, so let’s test it out with a very small and very unprofessional case study of a joke from Comedy Central’s “Broad City” that is somewhat realistic yet absolutely ridiculous. And a little, let’s say, intimate. That’s your warning! One of “Broad City’s” many running gags is that one of its protagonists, Ilana, sneaks weed through airport security by putting it up her vagina — as one does. When the drug-sniffing dog senses what’s going on, Ilana already has a plan in motion: She wears white pants stained with old-period blood and cries that the dog is sexually harassing her in a voice eminent of the quintessential helpless woman. It’s hard to describe with words without making it seem wildly disgusting and uncomfortable, but it’s never failed to make me laugh. And so I ask myself: If the truth theory is applicable, where are the roots of this bit? I believe it can be boiled down into three relatively simple truths: Before weed was legal in much of the United States, people had to get pretty creative to move it around. Even though half the world experiences them, periods are a taboo enough subject to make a well-meaning TSA officer run back to his podium, no questions asked. Someone who bled through their pants in a public place would typically feel embarrassed and defenseless. Ilana uses the last two truths to her advantage, subverting cultural expectations for women in order to accomplish her goal. If I could ever get my dad to watch enough of “Broad City” to get to this episode, I think he’d appreciate the joke. Ilana, in all her boldness and over-the-top scheming, brings to the forefront a piece of womanhood we often quietly tiptoe around. So it seems that my dad’s theory, in this scenario, checks out. We laugh with Ilana not only because she’s funny, but because her ideas come from the well- known lived experience of her and her audience. The entirety of “Broad City” follows this trend, telling the story of two late-20s Jewish women living in a very real — and often very demeaning — New York City. The show’s creators and stars, Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson, are the modern iteration of a somewhat particular but extremely necessary niche; the professional truth-teller. In the midst of a post-war obsession with the G-rated, obedient housewife, a slew of Jewish women worked to tell the tales of an honest, realistic and thought-provoking female experience. In her discourse, “One Clove Away From a Pomander Ball: The Subversive Tradition of Jewish Female Comedians,” historian Joyce Antler chronicles the cultural space occupied by these comedians since the mid-20th century. “Fanny Brice, Molly Picon, and Gilda Radner mugging it up may not seem dignified, and certainly Joan Rivers clowning about fallen vaginas is anything but,” Antler wrote. “However, these comedians’ performances show that Jewish women can be proud of the comic tradition in which they have been trailblazers.” The success of these comedic pioneers, Antler suggests, can be partially attributed to their connections to, and commentary on, womens’ liberation. In a media landscape where women were often restricted in self-expression to only what men could tolerate, Jewish female comedians forced their audiences to reconsider their perceptions of the female body and mind. “Perhaps this is because women’s humor often deals with the incongruities and inequities of a world founded on gender distinctions,” Antler continued. “Their humor challenges the structures that keep women from power by turning our attention to things that matter to women.” It shouldn’t be surprising, then, that another common trait among these women is their unapologetic boldness. They’re the women who can’t be kept down or silenced or asked to keep their content clean. KARI ANDERSON Statement Correspondent Read more at michigandaily.com Read more at michigandaily.com EMILY BLUMBERG Statement Correspondent Design by Priya Ganji What we don’t say out loud