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ACROSS
1 Weight-watcher’s
bane
5 Pea jackets?
9 Little marketgoer
of rhyme
14 Winans of gospel
15 Long-necked
pampas bird
16 Cheri of “SNL”
17 Obeyed the
corner traffic sign
20 Coach Steve of
the NBA
champion Golden
State Warriors
21 Philosopher
Descartes
22 North Carolina
university
23 Place to buy a
Nikon
26 Hors d’oeuvres bit
29 Capital of Yemen
31 Cosmetics giant
32 Turkey club
spread
36 Uses Redbox,
say
38 Soft pitch
39 Conceal, as
misdeeds
41 Bank acct. entry
42 Track team
member
44 Stuns
45 “I’m ready for the
weekend!”
46 Ballerina artist
Edgar
48 Gets weak in the
knees
50 “For Better or for
Worse,” e.g.
54 Nanny’s
nightmare
56 Message from
the teacher
57 Swedish furniture
retailer
60 Warning about
sealed-off
escape routes
from the police,
four of whom are
aptly positioned
in this puzzle’s
circles
64 Cow on a dairy
container
65 Over and done
with
66 Prayer start
67 Oozes
68 Meadow moms
69 State fair
structure
DOWN
1 TV/radio-
regulating agcy.
2 Job for a plumber
3 Top spot
4 Part of many a
six-pack
5 Country club
instructor
6 Windy City hub
7 Put off
8 Steamy room
9 D.C. big shot
10 “Dinner’s ready”
11 Energetic
enthusiasm
12 Grasp intuitively,
in slang
13 “Eek!”
18 Ensnare
19 Not as costly
24 Message to
employees
25 Plucked
instrument
26 Far from rattled
27 Dodge
28 Raising money
for a children’s
hospital, say
30 Had food
delivered
33 Actress Gardner
34 Fine-grained
wood
35 Ironworks input
37 Sunscreen nos.
39 Prepare
frantically for
finals
40 Amer. ally in
WWII
43 Self-gratifying
pursuit
45 Man bun
47 Greed and pride,
for two
49 Xbox One rival
51 Sporty wheels
52 Smoothie insert
53 Curt
54 What top seeds
may get in
tournaments
55 Film part
58 Perimeter
59 Very long time
61 Some Caltech
grads
62 NHL tiebreakers
63 Banned pesticide
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6 — Tuesday, February 2, 2016
Arts
The Michigan Daily — michigandaily.com
Protomartyr live
at the Blind Pig
Post-punk
Detroiters play a
show of raw emotion
By SELENA AGUILERA
Daily Arts Writer
When I walked into the Blind
Pig, I found myself surrounded
by guys with waxed mustaches,
drowning in PBR. I came to
the realization that I was in the
center of “dad culture.” You know
what I’m talking about. It’s like
that awkward stage hipsters fall
into when they feel too young to
take life seriously, but they dress
and act like dads. They’ve got the
flannels and corduroy pants, their
mustaches are straight from the
’70s like their favorite folk band,
and they have a small beer belly.
Probably every person you’ve
met who has succumbed to dad
culture was at this Protomartyr
show. It was an experience.
The night started off with
the Deadbeat Beat. They’re a
soft punk band from — as their
Facebook page says — “AROUND
TOWN, MI.” Their sound was
as vague as that location, but
the guitarist and front man
Alex Glendening was shredding
so hard that one of his strings
broke
mid-set.
Accompanied
by an insanely talented female
drummer, they were captivating.
I wanted to sway back and forth
and close my eyes to immerse
myself in this weird punk rock
that made me think of summer
and the beach, but the crowd was
close to lifeless during their whole
set. It was kind of a bummer.
My soul was revived again
when the second band, Rebel
Kind, took the stage. The band
was composed of three women
(hooray for all-girl bands!), and
they totally kicked ass. They sang
about boys and being broken and
piecing themselves back together
again, which sounds kind of sappy
and lame, but they displayed it
in such a punk-rock way. Each
member contributed some vocals,
but front woman Autumn Wetli
had a particularly dreamy voice.
It was soft yet aggressive and
sounded like it should smell like
vanilla. They made me feel like I
should put on a velvet skirt and
punch someone in the face and
there’s just something about that
strange combination that makes
me feel — as corny as this sounds
— alive or something.
They announced that it was
their drummer’s 29th birthday
and I remembered that the lead
singer of Protomartyr, Joe Casey,
is 38 years old. Just try to picture
his lifestyle for a second – being
almost 40 surrounded by people a
decade younger than you who try
to dress like you, traveling on the
road probably eating McChickens
every day.
And just that simple thought
made me appreciate their set
so much more because of this
dynamic. There’s this crowd
of
people
stuck
between
adolescence
and
adulthood
trying to have a good time on
a Friday who probably have a
passion they can’t afford or are
too afraid to follow. These bands
aren’t giving up; they’re trying to
fulfill their dreams and passions
by evoking some emotions in at
least one person. That’s what
Protomayrtr did.
The band of four took the
stage and with minimal crowd
interaction, they put on a very
enticing show. Joe Casey sounded
like an angry drunk dad in the best
way possible; he was enveloped in
the music. His words came out
harsh and cut the audience with
every syllable. I could even see
the beer spit fly out of his mouth
— which was kind of gross — but
with his eyes closed and head
turned to the ceiling, he gave the
set raw emotion.
Witnessing this 38-year-old
man and even some of the older
people in the crowd get totally
entranced by music was inspiring.
There were 30-year-old guys
throwing down in a mosh pit
screaming the lyrics of “Boyce
or Boice” at the top of their lungs
while making friends out of
strangers.
The experience was a reminder
that no matter how old you are,
live music allows you to regress to
a simpler time. There’s something
kind of beautiful about being
surrounded by sweaty bodies
in intense heat, accepting gross
conditions to hear something
you love. And listening to a man
who could be your drunk dad just
makes it a little better.
CONCERT REVIEW
The best and worst
dressed: 2016 SAGs
By DAILY STYLE WRITERS
While the Screen Actors Guild
Awards may not be the most pop-
ular or have a controversial host,
the trends we saw on the red car-
pet, as well as on the main stage,
are worthy of some notable men-
tions. Leo DiCaprio won a SAG
for his work in “The Revenant”
and basically sealed the deal for
an Oscar win this year. If you
didn’t catch the awards, apart
from Leo’s momentous win, he
brought a pretty interesting date:
his vape pen. Don’t believe us?
Google it. Most celebrities who
were in attendance brought their
A-game to the red carpet, while
others failed in more ways than
one — here are the best and worst
dressed.
Rooney Mara: Best Dressed
Mara
attended
the
SAG
Awards with her sister, Kate, in a
black Valentino gown. The gown
features a deep-v neckline and
open back. Mara donned a black
cape over the gown, which she
removed for pictures. The “Carol”
actress wore her hair in a high,
slicked back ponytail and boasted
neutral-toned makeup that accen-
tuated the plunging neckline and
open back of the dress. She fol-
lowed suit by wearing minimal
jewelry except for a couple of
rings. — Carly Colonnese
Nicole Kidman: Worst
Dressed
To be honest, I totally forgot
about Nicole Kidman. So first of
all, due to my lapse of judgment in
regard to her existence, I thought
nothing could shock me more than
seeing her at the SAG Awards,
but then the hideous, multi-col-
ored ruffled catastrophe she had
on managed to do the job. Gucci
dropped the ball on this one. Rem-
iniscent of the cartoonish colored
scheme of the Powerpuff Girls,
nothing can make me like this
dress, or Nicole Kidman for that
matter. Call me biased if you must,
but this thing is beyond saving.
Nicole, not even Scientology can
help you now. — Mariam Sheikh
Alicia Vikander: Best
Dressed
It’s official. I just so happen to
have the biggest girl crush on Ali-
cia Vikander. And why not? She is
a powerhouse these days in Holly-
wood in both the film and fashion
departments. Her gowns for each
award show this season have all
been equally on point. Donning
a sequined, floor-length, color-
blocked gown by Louis Vuitton,
Vikander managed to bring both
class and trend to the carpet even
though she showed up solo with-
out her boo Michael Fassbender
(whom I also love). Power couple
made in heaven, if I ever saw one.
— Mariam Sheikh
Julianne Moore: Worst
Dressed
Julianne Moore has been doing
these carpets for years. She has
a routine; she shows up wearing
the best makeup looks, high-end
jewelry and she is always wear-
ing some Givenchy. So one would
expect nothing to go wrong with
this foolproof equation, right? But
her get-up did go horribly wrong:
she stepped out in a Givenchy cre-
ation that had potential, with the
exception of its vomit-green color.
Looking like Oscar the Grouch
from Sesame Street, all Moore
was missing was her silver gar-
bage can to dump that piece of
trash in. Too harsh? Just look at
the outfit. — Mariam Sheikh
Kiernan
Shipka:
Best
Dressed
Truly, Kiernan Shipka can
do no wrong. Not only does she
have the poise and confidence of
someone that knows they have
Jon Hamm’s unfailing love and
support, she has the red carpet
prowess to be on par with Ali-
cia Vikander and Emilia Clarke.
The 16-year-old shined in a floral
gown by the always-cool Erdem.
The strapless eggplant gown with
gorgeous blue florals and delicate
bustier, matched with Shipka’s
perfect blown-out blonde tresses,
give us hope that the next Emma
Watson is on her way. — Mara
MacLean
Christina Hendricks: Worst
Dressed
Compared to her “Mad Men”
co-star, Kiernan Shipka, Christina
Hendricks sadly was the ultimate
red carpet fail. Wearing a Chris-
tian Siriano design, Hendricks
appeared swathed in metallic fab-
ric. The gown featured a chunky
bow and oversized train that
didn’t add to the actress’s gor-
geous frame. The bow, the shiny
fabric, the one-shouldered sleeve
and the massive train all made for
a completely overwhelming look.
Hendricks tried for dramatic and
came out drab. —Mara MacLean
Saoirse Ronan: Best Dressed
Saoirse Ronan’s red carpet
look paralleled her acting: simple,
powerful and mesmerizing. In a
soft pink Michael Kors dress with
Giuseppe Zanotti heels, Ronan
showed just how stunning a pared
back look can be on the red carpet.
The Irish actress pulled her look
back to show off her gorgeous
Forevermark Diamond earrings
that twinkled to compliment
her softly sparkling pink sequin
gown. — Mara MacLean
Brie Larson: Best Dressed
Me, you and your grandma
have a lot in common as of late,
and by that I mean Brie Larson
is our “it” girl. She somehow
managed to upstage her Golden
Globes look with a powder blue
Versace number, replete with
Swarovski ties. Any client of
Donnatella’s is a friend of fashion
indeed. — Caroline Filips
Kate Mara: Worst Dressed
Kate Mara stepped out in a
beige Valentino gown. Along with
her sister Rooney, Kate’s gown
featured a deep v-neck and side
cutouts. However, Rooney’s black
gown completely outshined sis-
ter Kate. Weirdly, at some angles,
Mara’s gown looked incredibly
elegant; the black bands perfectly
accentuating the soft dress and the
actress’s elegant frame. From the
front, sadly, the dress looked more
like taupe slivers of grandma’s cur-
tains barely covering Kate’s chest
— bummer. — Mara Maclean
Kristen Wiig: Best Dressed
I have a soft spot in my heart
reserved for any starlet that devi-
ates from the requisite awards
season regalia and opts for a jump-
suit on the red carpet, and Wiig
secured her spot with a Rouland
Mouret one-piece. A double take
revealed the asymmetric back
detail and fully stole my heart. Ily,
Kristen, ily. — Caroline Filips
Kate Winslet: Best Dressed
If you’re ever looking for
“class” on the red carpet, Kate
Winslet is always there to serve
it. This year she wore a polished,
green Giorgio Armani dress. With
a plunging V and the soft struc-
ture of a mermaid gown, Winslet
and her curves are looking better
than ever. — Hannah Sparks
Leonardo DiCaprio & his
vape pen: Worst Dressed
Seriously disappointed in Leo
right now. So, he started off fine
on the red carpet in a Giorgio
Armani tuxedo. Later on dur-
ing the actual ceremony, a clip of
DiCaprio using a vape pen flash-
es across the screen. Why, Leo?
Smoking that vape makes you
look like a huge douche. Please,
never again. — Hannah Sparks
Claire Danes: Worst Dressed
I don’t know why, but the Stel-
la McCartney dress that Danes
chose to wear to the awards
reminds me of a stewardess’s
uniform. At first glance I was
feeling the two-tone vibe. After
a close examination of the situ-
ation, I decided she looks like a
stewardess. Danes is such a pretty
woman, and the dress does noth-
ing for her. Time to leave before
you miss your flight, Claire. —
Hannah Sparks
STYLE ROUNDUP
Surrounded
by mustached
guys, drowning
in PBR.
HEAD OVER TO ITUNES TO CHECK
OUT THE NEW DAILY ARTS PODCAST,
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