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1 Popular
6 Scale syllables
9 Drives away
14 Simple-living sect
15 Guitar
attachment?
16 Pope John Paul
II’s given name
17 Warm-water ray
18 Ziegfeld with
follies
19 Donald Jr.’s mom
20 One of the
deadly sins
21 What a flap may
cover
22 Four-time Emmy
winner for
Outstanding
Drama Series
23 Longtime Lehrer
partner
26 __ spoon
29 Coniferous
secretions
33 “The imperious
__ breed
monsters”:
Shakespeare
34 New England
food fish
36 Goes bad
38 Edible pockets
40 Sign before Virgo
41 Canadian bottle
size
42 Computer text
code
43 Sturdy tree
44 Bond’s car
starter?
45 Pi-sigma link
46 “Life Is Good”
rapper
48 Pig’s digs
50 Lacking a mate
51 Broadway
songwriting team
__ and Ebb
53 Starts from
scratch
55 Urban centers,
and what this
puzzle’s circles
represent
59 Start of a spell
61 Dome openings
62 Melville’s Billy
65 China neighbor
66 Fabric
information spot
67 Ruse
68 1953 Caron film
69 Helps with the
dishes
70 Michaelmas mo.
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1 Priest from the
East
2 Mogadishu-born
model
3 Wenceslaus, e.g.
4 Acapulco-to-
Oaxaca
dirección
5 Greg’s sitcom
wife
6 Series of
biological stages
7 C.S. Lewis lion
8 Shelf-restocking
sources
9 Résumé
essentials
10 “__ Nagila”
11 Unwritten
12 Chaplin
granddaughter
13 Diner side
24 Animal in some
of Aesop’s fables
25 Mil. roadside
hazard
26 Teahouse
hostess
27 Certain
exterminator’s
concern
28 Morales of “La
Bamba”
30 Pupil controller
31 Having second
thoughts
32 Took steps
33 Bit of inspiration
35 Baha’i, e.g.: Abbr.
37 Ships
39 Strength
41 Cake section
47 Composer
Schoenberg
49 Gets behind
52 “__ say!”:
parental warning
54 Results of getting
behind
56 Dueling
memento
57 Android media
console brand
58 1997 Fonda role
59 The whole lot
60 Chinese-born
actress __ Ling
63 Fist bump
64 Combo vaccine,
for short
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FOUR THINGS TO WATCH
When you’re not getting laid
CAMPUS
EVENTS
Thursday, 2/12
Friday, 2/13
Saturday, 2/14
“The Most Open,
Open Show”
6 p.m.
Duderstadt Center
“Love Shack”
Valentines on the Diag
10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
The Diag
Charity rose sale
1 p.m. to 4 p.m.
Michigan Union
Annual local food summit
8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.
Michigan League
Impact Dance spring
show
7 p.m.
Power Center
By REBECCA LERNER
Weekend Roundup Contributor
So
you’re
alone
on
Valentine’s
Day.
Maybe you’ve just gone
through a breakup, maybe
you’re perpetually single
or maybe you have the mu-
tant cold currently trav-
elling through the dorms
and everyone refuses to
get
anywhere
close
to
you, let alone touch you.
But the college student’s
best friend, TV, is here to
comfort you and drown out
the noises of your neighbor
and her boyfriend who got
inspired by the premiere
of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
So, in keeping with the
theme of love and com-
memoration of the day
St. Valentine was mar-
tyred and buried in Ita-
ly, here are the episodes
you should watch while
you’re not getting laid:
“30 Rock”
Anna Howard Shaw Day
To elude the pressures of
Valentine’s Day, Liz (Tina
Fey) schedules a root canal,
forgetting that she needs
someone to drive her home.
Watch if: You want to pic-
ture all your ex’s lined up in
dental hygienist uniforms.
“Parks and Recreation”
Operation Ann
Leslie
(Amy
Poehler)
tries to find love for her
best friend, Ann (Rashida
Jones), by enlisting her
co-workers to bring blind
dates to the department’s
Valentine’s
Day
dance.
The real star of the epi-
sode is the recently bro-
ken-up-with
Chris
(Rob
Lowe), the morbid DJ of
the event who continu-
ously tells a room full of
couples that love is fleeting.
Watch if: Seeing Ron
Swanson get excited by
puzzles will get you out
of your break-up funk.
“Buffy the Vampire
Slayer”
Bewitched, Bothered, and
Bewildered
Xander (Nicholas Bren-
don) decides to get back at
Cordelia (Charisma Car-
penter) for breaking up
with him by casting a love
spell on her. However, this
plan goes terribly awry
when every girl in Sunny-
dale except Cordelia falls
madly in love with him.
Watch if: You’ve been
considering the dark arts
as a source of revenge.
Trust me, it’s not worth it.
FILE PHOTO/Daily
“Orange is the New Black”
You Also Have a Pizza
This episode focuses
on the loves of Litchfield,
which will both warm
and break your icy heart.
As always, the rest of the
cast has very different
opinions on love and Val-
entine’s Day. There is a
sex contest, betrayal and
the description of love as
intense pain. You might
cry when Suzanne looks
at Morella with those cra-
zy eyes and says “I know
something about loving
people who aren’t smart
enough to be loved back.
I learned a secret that
I can tell you. They don’t
deserve it.” For all the
eye rolling over Valen-
tine’s Day, the inmates at
Litchfield still need any
kind of love they can get.
Watch if: Even after
everything
that’s
hap-
pened, you still want to
believe in all this stuff.
When
Crazy
Eyes
tells
you
that
that’s
brave,
you
won’t
feel
quite so alone anymore.
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Why Valentine’s Day
rocked in grade school
By CARLY NOAH
Weekend Roundup Contributor
You were guaranteed
a heap of valentines by
placing a shoebox on your
desk
Back in the day, you re-
ceived many Valentine’s Day
well-wishes sim-
ply by making a
cardboard
mail-
box. You didn’t
have
to
worry
about graciously accepting a
gift you weren’t crazy about
(read: boxes of raisins) be-
cause gifts could be given
anonymously. Also, you left
Valentine’s Day with a pile of
free candy and adorable cards.
It wasn’t hard
work, either.
The giving pro-
cess wasn’t very
difficult. All you had to do
was head to your local dol-
lar store and buy a pack of
festive CatDog- or Sponge-
Bob-themed cards. After
signing your name on them,
you were free to accept the
rewards for your hard work.
To sign “From” or “Love”
was the hardest decision
you had to make.
With that being said,
it could get tricky when
it came how you wanted
to sign your name. From
personal
experience,
I
usually
reserved
“Love”
for
my
closest
friends,
and if I was feeling par-
ticularly brave, a member
of the opposite gender.
And of course, the food
(read: FREE food).
Valentine’s Day
class parties used
to be a huge deal.
Cupcakes,
cook-
ies, chocolate, punch and
candy hearts were gener-
ously provided by the moth-
ers of kids in your class. A
heart-shaped paper plate
filled to the brim with sug-
ary treats, accompanied by
a plastic cup of red punch,
was the best part of Val-
entine’s Day celebrations.
Today, the story has
changed. You’re responsi-
ble for selecting a cute and
funny — but still personal
and meaningful — present
for your significant other.
You’re also tasked with
picking the perfect outfit,
restaurant and ambience
to celebrate the holiday.
Or, there is the alterna-
tive problem: no plans.
When you find your-
self saddened or stressed,
remember
the
glo-
ry
days
of
elementary
school
Valentine’s
Day.
PAUL SHERMAN/Daily
Sunday, 2/15
Global Divestment Day
1 p.m.
The Diag
Exploring Identities:
Valentine’s Day social
3 p.m.
UMMA
Javanese Gamelan
Concert
8 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Stamps Auditorium