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ACROSS
1 Popular
6 Scale syllables
9 Drives away
14 Simple-living sect
15 Guitar
attachment?
16 Pope John Paul
II’s given name
17 Warm-water ray
18 Ziegfeld with
follies
19 Donald Jr.’s mom
20 One of the
deadly sins
21 What a flap may
cover
22 Four-time Emmy
winner for
Outstanding
Drama Series
23 Longtime Lehrer
partner
26 __ spoon
29 Coniferous
secretions
33 “The imperious
__ breed
monsters”:
Shakespeare
34 New England
food fish
36 Goes bad
38 Edible pockets
40 Sign before Virgo
41 Canadian bottle
size
42 Computer text
code
43 Sturdy tree
44 Bond’s car
starter?
45 Pi-sigma link
46 “Life Is Good”
rapper
48 Pig’s digs
50 Lacking a mate
51 Broadway
songwriting team
__ and Ebb
53 Starts from
scratch
55 Urban centers,
and what this
puzzle’s circles
represent
59 Start of a spell
61 Dome openings
62 Melville’s Billy
65 China neighbor
66 Fabric
information spot
67 Ruse
68 1953 Caron film
69 Helps with the
dishes
70 Michaelmas mo.

DOWN
1 Priest from the
East
2 Mogadishu-born
model
3 Wenceslaus, e.g.
4 Acapulco-to-
Oaxaca
dirección
5 Greg’s sitcom
wife
6 Series of
biological stages
7 C.S. Lewis lion
8 Shelf-restocking
sources
9 Résumé
essentials
10 “__ Nagila”
11 Unwritten
12 Chaplin
granddaughter
13 Diner side
24 Animal in some
of Aesop’s fables
25 Mil. roadside
hazard
26 Teahouse
hostess
27 Certain
exterminator’s
concern
28 Morales of “La
Bamba”
30 Pupil controller

31 Having second
thoughts
32 Took steps
33 Bit of inspiration
35 Baha’i, e.g.: Abbr.
37 Ships
39 Strength
41 Cake section
47 Composer
Schoenberg
49 Gets behind
52 “__ say!”:
parental warning

54 Results of getting
behind
56 Dueling
memento
57 Android media
console brand
58 1997 Fonda role
59 The whole lot
60 Chinese-born
actress __ Ling
63 Fist bump
64 Combo vaccine,
for short

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02/12/15

02/12/15

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FOUR THINGS TO WATCH

When you’re not getting laid
CAMPUS
EVENTS

Thursday, 2/12

Friday, 2/13

Saturday, 2/14

“The Most Open, 
Open Show”
6 p.m.
Duderstadt Center

“Love Shack” 
Valentines on the Diag
10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
The Diag

Charity rose sale
1 p.m. to 4 p.m.
Michigan Union

Annual local food summit
8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.
Michigan League

Impact Dance spring 
show
7 p.m.
Power Center

By REBECCA LERNER

Weekend Roundup Contributor

So 
you’re 
alone 

on 
Valentine’s 
Day. 

Maybe you’ve just gone 

through a breakup, maybe 
you’re perpetually single 
or maybe you have the mu-
tant cold currently trav-
elling through the dorms 
and everyone refuses to 
get 
anywhere 
close 
to 

you, let alone touch you.

But the college student’s 

best friend, TV, is here to 
comfort you and drown out 
the noises of your neighbor 
and her boyfriend who got 
inspired by the premiere 
of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” 

So, in keeping with the 

theme of love and com-
memoration of the day 
St. Valentine was mar-
tyred and buried in Ita-
ly, here are the episodes 
you should watch while 
you’re not getting laid:

“30 Rock”

Anna Howard Shaw Day

To elude the pressures of 

Valentine’s Day, Liz (Tina 
Fey) schedules a root canal, 
forgetting that she needs 
someone to drive her home.

Watch if: You want to pic-

ture all your ex’s lined up in 
dental hygienist uniforms.

“Parks and Recreation”

Operation Ann

Leslie 
(Amy 
Poehler) 

tries to find love for her 
best friend, Ann (Rashida 
Jones), by enlisting her 
co-workers to bring blind 
dates to the department’s 
Valentine’s 
Day 
dance. 

The real star of the epi-

sode is the recently bro-
ken-up-with 
Chris 
(Rob 

Lowe), the morbid DJ of 
the event who continu-
ously tells a room full of 
couples that love is fleeting.

Watch if: Seeing Ron 

Swanson get excited by 
puzzles will get you out 
of your break-up funk.

“Buffy the Vampire 

Slayer”

Bewitched, Bothered, and 

Bewildered

Xander (Nicholas Bren-

don) decides to get back at 
Cordelia (Charisma Car-
penter) for breaking up 
with him by casting a love 
spell on her. However, this 
plan goes terribly awry 
when every girl in Sunny-
dale except Cordelia falls 
madly in love with him.

Watch if: You’ve been 

considering the dark arts 
as a source of revenge. 
Trust me, it’s not worth it.

FILE PHOTO/Daily

“Orange is the New Black”

You Also Have a Pizza

This episode focuses 

on the loves of Litchfield, 
which will both warm 
and break your icy heart. 
As always, the rest of the 
cast has very different 
opinions on love and Val-
entine’s Day. There is a 

sex contest, betrayal and 
the description of love as 
intense pain. You might 
cry when Suzanne looks 
at Morella with those cra-
zy eyes and says “I know 
something about loving 
people who aren’t smart 
enough to be loved back. 

I learned a secret that 

I can tell you. They don’t 
deserve it.” For all the 

eye rolling over Valen-
tine’s Day, the inmates at 
Litchfield still need any 
kind of love they can get.

Watch if: Even after 

everything 
that’s 
hap-

pened, you still want to 
believe in all this stuff. 

When 
Crazy 
Eyes 

tells 
you 
that 
that’s 

brave, 
you 
won’t 
feel 

quite so alone anymore.

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Why Valentine’s Day 
rocked in grade school

By CARLY NOAH

Weekend Roundup Contributor

You were guaranteed 
a heap of valentines by 

placing a shoebox on your 

desk

Back in the day, you re-

ceived many Valentine’s Day 

well-wishes sim-
ply by making a 
cardboard 
mail-

box. You didn’t 
have 
to 
worry 

about graciously accepting a 
gift you weren’t crazy about 
(read: boxes of raisins) be-
cause gifts could be given 
anonymously. Also, you left 
Valentine’s Day with a pile of 
free candy and adorable cards.

It wasn’t hard 
work, either.

The giving pro-

cess wasn’t very 
difficult. All you had to do 
was head to your local dol-
lar store and buy a pack of 
festive CatDog- or Sponge-
Bob-themed cards. After 
signing your name on them, 
you were free to accept the 
rewards for your hard work.

To sign “From” or “Love” 
was the hardest decision 

you had to make. 

With that being said, 

it could get tricky when 

it came how you wanted 
to sign your name. From 
personal 
experience, 
I 

usually 
reserved 
“Love” 

for 
my 
closest 
friends, 

and if I was feeling par-
ticularly brave, a member 
of the opposite gender.

And of course, the food 

(read: FREE food). 

Valentine’s Day 

class parties used 
to be a huge deal. 
Cupcakes, 
cook-

ies, chocolate, punch and 
candy hearts were gener-
ously provided by the moth-
ers of kids in your class. A 
heart-shaped paper plate 
filled to the brim with sug-
ary treats, accompanied by 
a plastic cup of red punch, 
was the best part of Val-
entine’s Day celebrations.

Today, the story has 

changed. You’re responsi-
ble for selecting a cute and 
funny — but still personal 
and meaningful — present 
for your significant other. 
You’re also tasked with 
picking the perfect outfit, 
restaurant and ambience 
to celebrate the holiday. 
Or, there is the alterna-
tive problem: no plans. 

When you find your-

self saddened or stressed, 
remember 
the 
glo-

ry 
days 
of 
elementary 

school 
Valentine’s 
Day.

PAUL SHERMAN/Daily

Sunday, 2/15

Global Divestment Day
1 p.m.
The Diag

Exploring Identities: 
Valentine’s Day social
3 p.m.
UMMA

Javanese Gamelan 
Concert
8 p.m. - 9 p.m.
Stamps Auditorium

