Saturday, March 10, 1945

THE MICHIGAN DAILY

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the generhurriedlyonranLohkwc.
the Lst Weeds" ntdtd.f anyh y a
special fondness fr catchy titea, Dgone
IElated I burt it my room,
but simply because it fit the situ- te aane ed
Buposdtngmy fdndgonythesbedian
btothn ds (ll Ysee, i fwwod' et ny seilo in lk hs
atiandan well Iu esee, afeweea called in my twaroommates, the
aga I fund a full pack of cigar- hemathe an the m Setked
Letingouta sril, "urea!"I huemdothrand tnihed pt hcottik
ettes lying in the street. n Theb ogdreak.
It happened late ne Thursday Tedgrahdtebd rt
iwhen ho m ched a few cs and burst ut of
s tht he walighoe am he roam. The others ooh-ed an
' a .the genera!adirection of Lckwel al-ed We all lit up and ulled
StallB I had just passed the WAB
S Budlding, holdin my nose withu a bottle of champagne, used
Tk basth hand an it wouldn't get only on special occasions like this.
ys s b r .s cold), when I esied, directly in Afterhone draw aiee, I threw
my path, a pack of cigarettes, them all out f the roam, lcked
Ltinr f ut a shrill, "Eureka!" the door and finished up the pack
mewas ready to pounce upon the before daybreak.
pcte, t when the thought hit me
that the cigs mi ht be a booby The excitemen over the mir-
Strap acle" has long since goneNews-
Hm "fsmhn The Bear Facs papermen have returned to the
n gmdmttCautiously maneuvering about routine reporting of war news.
THE BEAUTIFUL HEDY-Miss Lamarr, pictured above in something known as a Lurong, fits the cellphaned package, I edged The, person who confessed to los-
many male conceptions of what is meant by the term woman The wsiter below gives us a up to it, kicked it a few feet and ing the cigarettes was thrown out
critical analysis of the place of the female in present day society and claims that The Paul jumped backwards right into the of the University for carelessness
Runyan Formal had a lot to do withit. arms of a startled black bear, who bordering on insanity. The tc-
r nip tmade same comments about my dent has largely been forgotten.
lack of pulcsitude and cheer- As a matter of fct, it came back
A g l dh - wwi nfully tossed me out of his cage, to my memory only last week
Wome n G ain Fhquyal y1 P s o Unable to resrain myself I dove when I was polishing the medal I
tp "n i, hs snt asl ew ,for the cigarettes, tore the pack got from the Liars Club.
By fittire fRt PaulBunyan Dance
Bope for the emancipation of something mre involved mNt to their artificial positois, e
women can be extracted by the only do women conspire to main- becomes alarmed indeed at the.a.
penetrating observer from the re- tam a dominant but protected p- realization of a truth of the
cent foresters' ball, the so-called sition. They have convinced their most self-evident variety: that
Paul Bunyan Formal. A perhaps sexual opposites of the veracity of the majority is always wrong.
superficial indication that females their goal.
are at last attaining equality was
evidenced in the similarity obvious Has anyone yet succeeded in society it would be well if this
in the clothing worn at the affair asecertaining the true propor- column were suppressed. The tre-
by both sexes. tions, the Broadingaian scale mendous effect of its publication
Although Plato would have re- on which this conspira has might be too devastating a shock
moved all nominal distinctions been perpetrated? In view of for our civilization to sustain. As
between mentand women in his the fact that very neamly 1 nismPlato is reported to have stated
uopian Reoublic, this has not of the people f fthe world, male when A. Conan Doyle questioned
always been so in America. It has and female alike, are of the him via the ether. 'Siiqueris pen-
long'been recognized by some as opinion that women are entitled insulam amoenamscircumspice."
fact that American women do nots. e g
hold a position of equality. There ta attgt
are those who hold that they have Boston's "X a an 7ard inN
not even begun to approach such,
a position. Some students of the , Am gth k se e bk mh ss
allegedly fair sex have often and N ew Attack sca ppresses hag
vociferously enunciated the opin-
ion that our women asi)do not sd phi_ 1ry a s tn s
aspireto equality, or. that they BOSTON, March 8-nBoston's d ing su h andvca of amn-rd s
arymgt dlligetsof assumecyte rePa i omuitng suchebnaiocion ofhom-dl o
sao noth uail nto assn th r Watch and Ward Society, acting munism is enough to drive me
sonsibtmy ntiled tha smatus d iin conjunction with the 'Pti n frantic."
To properly consider thisR
question it might be well to at- Bar of Soap in Every Urchin's Sanitati o u ersfashionows to suits
temp d n ns er to the purel o uth" Lceaue odaymen poed a i s Mother Gooe' Nursery Rfhye
rhetorical query: Just what is a nelist of books which were con- that sordid epic of free love, was
woman? In compliance with deredh "too i orks.fr Botyn also a subject of violent contr-, soft gabardines,
cerainabotie rstrctonson aielletuimal apacitis." n-versy. The argument was finally
w atertshlabt the resntr amt el on annewhectas capadties. Gsettled with the expurgation of smooh wools hat
freedsoldof the prsmhoever, Among the books listed were the book from the pesses of the
this poit il de ott ere, se a e and t asira Massachusetts Bay Colony on the will carry you thru
thns pairt yillmeatmit g ad ehedrerewie Sn See's"uera.
selections, which for the past years rounds that the line."ub-adub
Proceeding then on the assump- had been masquerading under the dub, three men in a tub" was Spring! . . be pe-
tion that women as individuals, if titles of educational and philo- contrary to all sanitation laws,
not as a group, are known with sophical treatises. and bred the germs of a cleanli-
varying degrees of accuracy to one Plato a Communist ness rebellion in the minds ofpaecos yur
half of the population, and with Plato's Eepubic which has been Boston's children.
some intimacy t the remaining used in many colleges and uni- Also listed among the voltmes. today!
section tie. themselves), it is safe verities as a textbook for Politi- "unfit for public perusal" were
to discuss the topic as one of cal Science and Govenment our- Gibbs' "Fall and Decline of the
universal interest and concern, se, was number one on the list oman Empire," Merriam-Web- 29 5
It has been affirmed by some of the banned books, Dr. Pury ster's Dictionary (Fourth Edition), 295
writers that the present status of Tan, who has ruled the Watch John Galworthy's "Forsythe Sa-
the female is due to a sort of sex and Ward Society with an iron ga," and Bud Schuster and Jeto
conspiracy aimed at maintaining hand, encased in pure whiteSan- Siegel's "Superman."
a secure position in society with- itone treated) kid gloves for the I Love a Parade690
out carrying the weight of the past eighteen years said when After posting the list, the Watch690
rather burdensome responsibilities asked about the banning of the and Ward Society staged a cele-
usually,associated with such a p- Republic, "To anyone reading the bration parade, starting from in
sition. This statement is all very book with an open mind, it is very front of Boston's Staeouse, go-
well, but it does not go far enough, evident that Plato was preaching ing through the North End of the
The discerning critic should in- a revolution, and the very thought city, and ending up at Rowe
stinctively realize that there is of impressionable children read- Wharf on the Atlantic Ocean.
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