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T HE MIC H IGA N D A ILY
Saturday, March 10, 1945
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*Seven Types of Men on Michigan
Campus, Says Miss Glamour
Sage of Wiles
Qives Advice
To Lovelorn
Editor's Note: Miss Gloria Glamour,,
the most popular girl on campus whoy
has a date every night of the weeke
and two on Sunday, has kindly con-
sented to be interviewed by They
Daily's roving reporter Brenda Starr.:
Miss Glamour ascribes her success
as a femme fatale to her thorough:
knowledge of luen and their ways, and
discloses some of her valuable and
hard-learned information below.
- "In spite of the wartime short-
age there are still seven funda-
mental types of men on the Mich-Q
igan campus," stated Miss Gloria
Glamour in an interview after V-w
Ball last night.
The most common kind of man y
found on University campuses is
the intellectual type. Accordingf
to Miss Glamour, this type can r
usually be recognized by a mop
of long, bushy hair. He is an ar- WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?-This speciman of Michigan pre-
dent communist, and is interested war manhood fits neatly into any of Miss Glamour's cate-
in the theory of integral calculus. gories, but he seems to be rolling a peanut like all get out.
He is also quite willing to discuss Probably he is getting in training for putting his nose to the
" Freudian psychology with his grindstone all the rest of this semester.
dates-on a purely objective basis,
of course.
Sisters Under the Glamour ful advice and provide moral sup- what she is up against (It may
"The brotherly type can be port. also leave her with some broken
found most anywhere, college The third class of men in Miss bones.) Unless you are a girl with
ampuses included," continued Glamour's classification is the terrific muscle and strong will-
Miss Glamour. "This is the sort of cave-man type. This kind of man power of your own, advised Miss
man in which a girl can confide can be recognized by his physique Glamour, it is wise to avoid the
all her troubles, worries and suc- and stature-six feet at least. The cave-man type for obvious rea-
cesses with the other six types. first handshake with a man of the sons.
He is always willing to offer help- cave-man class will show a girl "The misunderstood type may
seem quite shy at first," disclosed
Miss Glamour, "but with very lit-
tle encouragement he will be-
U n k s P tPlan come quite vociferous, and gladly
tell you his life history. He is the
Planning now for full post-war employment on campus, the Union man of hidden talents and abili-
has inaugurated a study of job o portunities. ties which his family and espe-
Special jobs will be provided in the Union building for Union Try- cially his professors fail to recog-
out staff members who are unable to keep busy clipping publicity nize. Needless to say, he needs a
items from The Daily. Among the suggested occupations are the woman's sympathy."
following: In Miss Glamour's opinion, men
A committee of three will be entrusted with changing the of the Bohemian kind can usually
colored lighting effects at Rainbow Room dances. be found in the Pretzel Bell where
Several hundred indigent football players will be empolyed "illu- they are known for their ability
minating" initials carved by alumni on the Tap Room tables. to ber n tiuside of the el.it es
Work will be provided in the Billiard rooms, rehabilitating injured hemians can be recognized by
cue balls. their loud red plaid shirts and
A special permanent group will be delegated the responsibility orange or green trousers. In the
of washing the cafeteria drinking glasses. summer they go barefoot.
Undergraduate staff typewriter pounders will be required to in- . "The romantic or casanova type
crease their publicity output by 50%. is not as easy to detect as ie was
Work on the post-war planning committee is under the direction Glamuar d " s,'cord 'a sp
of 45 Union officers, all of whose names will follow if this copy is coat and surrealist tie have given
not cut. way to khaki or navy bue.
'Hence Loathed Melancholy
Cerberus and Midnight
l-it to thee blithe spirit: bird
c ec er vert" poetic words of first love. perfume counter clerk
-. vas it Shelley?) have a at Helen Rubinstein's.
t u fn meaning to as as we, Profound thoughts are stimu-
ctnei nature lovers. spend lated as we reflect upon the splen-
t' -innier afternoons meander- did magnificence of the natural
in rogh the grassy glades of foliage, here and there marred by
'ths Arboretm th appcarance of indiscreetly
rthel ected. Did he who esated
P ep a'steltt this great beauty ever dream of
5 0 s.cia and "Peep. e the uses to which it would be
r tly whistle in return. Care- put?)
s trodding over proud blades Ah Nut!
of 'hy colored grass. 'we nature After hours of careless wander-
Sea're enthralled thatmeing, profound reflection and care-
go e. os panorama:that meets ful observation ... our light heart
the re. Our ornotihological grows wearied, wearied from the
an sare gratified when we see intoxication of natural beauty.
the chubby wood-thrushes cooing But we linger until sunset for that
to each other on you evergreen is the best time. Various persons
limb. Members of another spe- springing up from the cover or
cies. Moster-Jordania Americanus nature's greenery, frown at their
also coo to companions, whose watches and hurry away for din-
smiling faces reflect their admir- ner . . . leaving us alone. Mun-
anon for the wonders of nature. danity has vanished we reflect as
Ah Bliss! we gaze with fluttering heart at
Sordid thoughts of kissing the the great fiery ball disappearing
girl friend under the mistletoe below the horizon .. . the steeples
while under the influence of alco- of Ann Arbor , . the County
holic beverage are dissipated by Court House, the radio station
the fine atmosphere of the cam- antenna are slowly shrouded in
pus paradise. Happy are we when the blackness of night's curtain
we gaily trip along over pebbled . . . it is time to leave .. .
paths, deciduous limbs and limbs So in the darkness we cross the
of the arboretum . - hills and threat through brush to
The fragrance of the natural the gate . . . and thence home-
perf.Anes of nature's growth reach ward to share news of our stimu-
our nostrils and tap the nostalgic lating experiences with the pet
memories of days spent with our canary.
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