Saturday, March 10, 1945

T HE M IC H IGA N D AI1LY

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Pules of Purple Poetry or Yards of Bards

Poetic Works The Spice
High light coU-SI:cllteae t
Vary thisaway and that
N -Ba IIExtra From arboretum 31 and 32
To advanced classes at a frat.
Read What You Want; Use (pre-war)
It for Fire Tinder; Throw IiYes, courses in college
Away; We Won't Care Vary-any kind you like
SFrom evolution to revolution
Or how to catch a pike.
uppie -er sucker.
" True, courses in college
Qfl Vary-each and evesy way,
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GEURTI theGuappyFrom Deliloy dips to solid ships
Was quite a lass; (I fooled ya)
A guppy named Gus To "What Do Birdies Say?"
Tried to make a pass. Agreed, courses in college
But Gertie rebelled Vary-left and right
And got so mad From lines to jokes
That now poor GusT
Es pettysad.To gay times at nighst.
Is pretty sad-.
He mopes all day Courses in college
In a king size pool, Vary-Up and down
'Til his brother, George, And still we come back for more.
Calls him a fool, Can this be love?
For Gus is sad
As sad can be,
'Cuz Gertie's guy
Is in a fraterni-tee.
So Gus decided
To join a frat. (poor use of the
word, but poemp must have
some rhythm)
Then perhaps Gertie
Might like that.
So a guppy buddy
Helped this guy
And now our Gus
Is really spry,
For Gus the Guppy
Made quite a show,
And now is a menmber
Of Rho Dammit Rho:
Now clinging to the sweater
At a certain appointed place
Of a certain flashy guppy
Rests a pin all trimmed in lace.
And proudly Gusr
Goes walking with that
Gorgeous gup'py find
For Gertie now is his girl;
Al her men are left behind
the trees-
Irnean THE EN .D,
A Sexy Saga
Go On, RadAl

I Dream Too Much You Name It
UDDL__CDh__a ateLike Gelette Burgess of fame
CUDDLES COED has a date renown
-she always has 'em- Wants me to correct papers.
And I sit home and pine. I dream of going out with boys, I wonder 'bout the purple cow 'sa
For Cuddles likes to cuddle, And ,hoidin' hands-'n things. Sewing machines with needles
And I lust can't find time. I want to have their eyes meet working,
mine; Croix de guerres, and sodas jerk-
-I mean-
I like to talk of forsulas I want to see angels with wings mg'
Like X plus Y-you know- When our lips touch. But one thing never entered my
But maybe fellas don't like that, But then I dream too much. head,
Or maybe rn just slow. For I'm not like Cuddles Coed. Why is a man with soul, so dead?
ly name is Gracie Grind. Why is a man with a soul--so
Yeah, this is me behind the books. dead,
Guess. I was hard to find. Not living-not even in suspended
- 'Fraid there aren t many gals like animation,
me. Surely if a man has a soul thats
I m sorta by myself, live,
For V-Ball came and went
ForAnd I sat on the shelf. r his body to live, must be an
And asson te shlf.awvful temptaliosi.
afltmtto.mmI ju st can't understand it.
This question is a very apt one
For I use Listerine
But I repeat: I sit home and pine. Calbx, Ponds, Woodbury's, And the inquirer is a 'ery rapt one.
While Cuddles' phone rings all Lifebucy, Mum, O-dor-o-no, So answer the query, and finish
time, Seampruf slips, Perma-lifts, his dread.
And mine just rings when my --and sweaters. Oh why is a man with a soul-so
prof. Maybe. I just dream too much. dead.

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