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THE MICHIGAN DAILY

Saturday, February C, 1943

ere s u Like s oGirls
making love. This point is in di-
Coeds iewpoint Composite rect refutatian of Point 5 above.
Fewer girls emphasized this point,
however. One girl said she came
Analyzed By Mich ig anMen from Detroit where the "boys are
so terrible, that it's nice to go out -
A recent survey taken by six- In all humility, the poll reveals' teisted in yon men ho are in
teen reporters on the campus re Michigan girls realize the hmita- telleetual qualities."
reals the reasons behind the ex- tions on their abilities and the 9. Because there are no other
treme popularity of Michigan men. negative qualities of their charms.;men available. Ther was a unan-
Some five hundred coeds (all fe And Michigan men, they say, are imeity of opinion on this point, too.
male students at the University) very considerate with "the poor, One girl put it this way: "I like
were contacted and asked why ignorant coeds here at the Uni- Michigan men 'cause they are bet-
they were so crazy about Michi- versity." ter than no men. Bet not much
gan men (all male students at 5. Because they make love in better" -m-B-m-
the University). A composite of such a tremendous way. Michigan 10. Because they like to drink
their answers is given below: men never do things merely part .a lot, and how. It is encouraging-
1. They are all Michigan men. way, the poll reveals. (Regarding to note that few girls included this
The mere fact that a man attends this point the poll has revealed paint in the answers, which shows- -
this vast institution of learning enough-Ed's note.) that Michigan coeds are not such
and love seems to give him an ir- 6. Because they dress so well. sots as they used to be.
resistible attraction, say some of They never wear cardigan sweat- 11 Because they are pleasantly
the coeds. ers or knee length socks, the coeds diverting frdm the cares of school,
2. They are all men, This point marveled. And they aren't pro- and have such wonderful senses.
deeds no elaboration. saic enough to wear neckties or of humor They always know the HIS DATE GOT MEASLES LAST NIGHT
I. They have suh ch arming anything common like a cleanatest jokes from the Garg.
anners. When they slam a door shirt. 12. Because they make us ap- NATIVE UNDERWEAR ECONOMICS 52
n your face, they do it gently. 7. They are always perfect gen- preciate men in other places more. Underwear worn by natives of "If economics is the making of
,hey always pull the chair out tlemen. There was a striking "I go out with Michigan men a
or you; they especially like to do unanimity of opinion on this lot," one giI explained, "because Djughashvililand in British West sousd judgments then wouldnt it
tot, on gir exlaied, becusebe sound economics not to take
his when you are sitting in the point. All coeds submitting writ- then when I go home the fellows Africa comes mainly from the East economics Piofessor Phi Bete
hair. ten answers had the word "Per- there seem so wonderful and ,African branch of Brooks Broth Shdlu said in an interview yester-
4. Because they are so gentle feet" in quotations. charming in comparison to these ers Clothiers, day.
and patient with Michigan coeds. 8. Because they are so slow i5 lugs." (Such strong language was _
found in few of the answers.)
_- .-. - -- -- 13. Because Michigan girls don't
have good taste. This answer came Memories Preserved Forever
from only two, both of whom were
cynical about the judgment of
their sex.
14. Because they are not a bit
/f j egotistical.
0 ?ie e0 a
Adolf Hitler Lands
In Scotland;He s
lTaken IntoCustody
T T Special to The Daily
SvLONDON, Feb. 5,-It was ru-
racyed among well-informed cir-
- -- cles ere today V Adolf 1ter
had r . opped in ai osar cu Is arm
Fh adp lfmlotlssMesserschimitt toiterra
firma somewhere in the Scottish(-
mcors.
Hitler was said to have been
seEking his old friend and aSsO-
ciate, Winston Churchill, as to the A Personal and Lasting Reminder of
prospects of an international soc-
cer game between German and The 1943 Victory Ball by the Dey Studios
JOHN CA RT ER I British war veterans.
Der Fuehrer was taken into cus-
tody by the local gendarmes and
booked under a charge of sus-
in picious conduct during a national
emergency. Further investigation
revealed that the Nazi leade,
entirriental S ng fresh from new defeats in the
ent ren ongEastern circuit was looking to-
wards a possible suspension of ac- P r eN
tivity there with a resumption of 322 South State Dial 5031
contests in the West.
ROSES OF PICARDY
LOVE SENDS A LITTLE GIFT OF ROSES
1Thoughts. n STERLING
TREES
THE OLD REFR(AIN
SOMEWHERE A VOICE IS CALLING
COME WHERE MY LOVE LIES DREAMING )
THE ROSARY
DRINK TO ME ONLY WITH THINE EYES

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