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T HE M IC HIlG AN D A ILY

Saturday, February 15, 1941

Page Sixteen THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, February 15, 1941

Dormitory Council will hold open
house tomorrow to discuss the draft.
Df4JLY OFFICIRL BULL Salami Club will meet tomorrow
at the International Scenter.

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SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1941
Vol. AGR. No. 13
Publication in the Daily Official
Bull is destructive notice to all you
kids still in the University.
Notices
The Prexy and Mrs. R. will be home
Wednesday from 4 to 6 p.m. They
hope you will be home too.
Automobile Regulations: Permis-
sion to drive for social (hmmm) and
personal purposes during registration
period and the weak-end of the J-
Hop from 18th to 19th on Chestnut
Street gathers no moss:
1. Before you will be allowed to re-
ceive this permission, your parents
must be approved by the Dean of
Students.
2. After parents have been ap-
proved, accurate information should
be presented as to the applicant's
character, draft number, Wasserman
rating, I.Q., tanking capacity, beer
quotient, decolletage of his date's
gown, mark in geology (11) and grade
on second ec. (51) bluebook.
3. Out of town cars must be
brought into Ann Arbor. Remember:
a rolling stone never did run smooth.
(Editor's Note: we mean "smoothly.")
Office of The Dean Of Students:
Faculty, College of Literature, Sci-
ence and the Arts will meet today to
give instructions to all professors on
how to mark postcards. All professors
who do not know how to write
should come.
Faculty, School of Education, will
meet today to determine more exact
definitions of "pipe," and "snap"
courses.
Faculty, Engineering College, will
meet today to decide on how many
joes to give degrees. THE ARMY
NEEDS ENGINEERS. THE ARMY
NEEDS YOU. And you and you and
you. England needs all of us. THE
ARMY NEEDS HOSTESSES. WHAT
THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS A GOOD
NICKEL BEER.
The University Bureau of Disap-
pointments and Occupational Infor-
mation has had a call for night club
entertainers,bus boys, waiters, pick-
ups, and gigolos. References must
be obtained from the chairman of
your department of concentration.
CHARACTER IS IMPORTANT. If
you can't concentrate, a Phi Bete key
or reasonable facsimile will be con-
sidered.
The Interfraternity Council has
announced that all women wishing
to register for rushing should re-
member that she who hesitates is
lost, kid. A stitch in time may save
nine. During the rushing period de-
tailed consideration of such import-
ant items as food should be made.
The Unmarried Couples Co-op
wishes to announce that it no longer
has any room for applicants.
Students asked not to return to
the University because of activities
deemed injurious to the welfare of
the University include:
Paul Chandler-for riding a bicycle
while under the influence of intox-
icating beverages.
Tom Harmon-for attending a

class without giving his professor due Christmas Week for China Com-
notice. mittee will meet at the witching hour
Forest Evashevski-for graduat- today in the Union billiard room.
ing. High man will win a hand crocheted
Jim Tobin-for you know what, obi.
kid. Virtue hath its own reward.
W. J. Hearn Rockwell III-for WAA Sports Schedule: Class in
planning to break the family tra- practical astronomy will meet at
dition by going to work after gradu- 10:25 p.m. every day this week in
ation. Hah! front of any dormitory.
Senior couch wrestling team will
A cademic Notices compete against the Vassar College
crew at 11 p.m. tomorrow.
Pipes which will be offered next The Friday Night Tank Team will
semester will include: meet this week at The Bell, Flautz's,

Oral penmanship. (1)
Roman band instruments (101)
Economics (101)
(101)
Petting (000)
Water Closet Sanitation (52)
L'Amour (1)
L'Amour (2)
Dotty
Roman Band Instruments (102)
(for advanced students)
Tigers (5)-Yankees (2)
Economics (102) (if Prof. Watkins
reads this, we're only kidding)
Corn (415 bu.)
Net Weight (1 lb.)
Prof. T. Agatha Spencer Freuds-
pointer's class in "Sex Education"
will meet in the Arboretum as usual.
Concerts
The Choral Union Concert Series
has the pleasure to announce to
music lovers of Ann Arbor the pres-
entation next Tuesday night at 8:15
of an icky jam session, replete with
a concerto by Gut-Bucket Tschai-
kowsky and a hot number by Hot
lick Horowitz. The solo will be pre-
sented by Licorice Stick Lazarowitz,
president of Hobo Union, Local Four
Came Back.
Lectures
University Lecture: Prof. C. K. Dex-
ter Hazcokjvcilytzserowiz of the
chemistry department of the Sally
Rand School for Girls will speak on
"Why Men Leave Home As Seen
In The Analysis Afforded by the
Development of the Decomposition
of Certain Organic Compounds
Through Alice In Wonderland's Look-
ing Glass." Virtue isn't always its
own reward, kid.
The ninth in the series of Oratori-
cal Association Lectures will not have
the services of the regularly scheduled
speaker. His Royal Highness, the
Archduke Felix of Austria, has again
consented to advocate the formation
of a Danubian Confederation. Six-
teen extra lectures will be given free.
Exhibitions
Ann Corio, in the lobby of the
Architectural School.
Scurvy, at the offices of The Mich-
igan Daily.
Coming Events
Michigan Dames are staying at
home this weekend. Too much out-
of-town competition. The fifth one
still comes here.
Teh Mchigan Daily wil lsposnor a
class inproof reddign next Wendes-
day.

Hagens, etc. Bring your own date. A
bird in the hand, kid.
OrientationrAdvisors will look to
the East tomorrow.
Those planning to attend the Al-
pha Nu-Athena Debate will please
bring their own shovels.
Transportation Club: Will meet at
the bus depot tomorrow to conduct
a survey of transportation to and
from Jackson.
Women's Research Club will hold
a joint meeting with the Men's Re-
search Club Monday.

Igor O'Brien of Uvalde, Tex., "a yesterday, tt
poker-playing, whiskey drinking, evil and all point
old man," will present a sermon at
the services of the Apostles of the
Amsber Brew at the Bell today. The .
topic of his talk will be "Ten Reasons
For Not Giving Up Drink In Ten FINE LEA
Easy Lessons." Nothing quite.
yer protrction
evey strap, yo
The Observatory Journal Club will _____
meet with telescopes across the street 7
fifter the Bal-
you'll want something to relax in,
won't you? Every girl, and especially
the college girl, likes her lounging out-
fits to be smart. Look at our selection
of housecoats in addition to founda-
tions, pajamas and hosiery.
8 Nickels Arcade

well and Mosher-Jordan
xaminations will be held
tic majors in the lounges
ce in town today. Also
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