Page Ten CLASSIFI DS FOR SALE PARAKEETS, babies and breeders, ca- naries, singers, cages and supplies. 305 W. Hoover. Phone 2-2403. )1F ONE COMPLETE set of tails. Size 39 long. 34141, R. C. Briggs. )2F ANTIQUE grandfather clock with Westminster chimes in perfect run- bing order. $300. Call 35330, 562 S. Seventh. )4F Today & Tuesday-- ADMISSION... 44c FOR SALE CAMERA AND ACCESSORIES, worth $100 will sell for $75. Kodak Tourist, case, adapter kit, flash unit and range finder. Good buy. Phone Plym- outh 153. )3F FOR RENT EXCELLENT five-room apartment. All furnished-male only. $30.00 a month. Available now. 22321. 307 S. Division. ROOMS FOR RENT ROOMS FOR OVERNIGHT GUESTS- Reserve rooms now at The Campus Tourist Homes.518 5E. William (near State.) Phone 3-a454. )3D WANTED - A graduate student or a business or professional woman to share modern 3 room apartment. Call 3-2004 after 6 p.m. or come to 1003 E. Uni- versity. )iD FACULTY HOME near campus. Two double rooms and suite; semi-private bath, kitchen privilege, one garage. Ph. 3-1531, ext. 297. )2D EXCELLENT ACCOMMODATION in pri- vate residence one block from cam- pus. One-half double room available for graduate woman student. Cali Joan. We. 4-4586, Detroit, Mich. FOR MEN STUDENTS in quiet sur- roundings. Inner springs, showers, linens. Good food, rebates on meals. O campus. 1319 Bill. )is MISCELLANEOUS TIME-1 semester, 4 months, $1 LIFE-1 semester, 21 weeks, $1.75 Phone 6007 to order. Student Periodi- cal Agency. )2M HELP WANTED BABY SITTER needed Wednesday, Thursday, Friday afternoons, 12:30- 4:30. $6 per week. Phone 20092 Eve- nings. )1H WANTED: Student for part time work in restaurant. Apply Roundtable, 111 West Huron before 5 p.m. 2H BUSINESS SERVICES TYPEWRITERS! Portable and Standard for rent, aie and service. Morrill's 314 S. State St., Phone 7177. )2B RADIO SERVICE Auto - Home - Portable Phono & T.V. Fast & Reasonable Service ANN ARBOR RADIO & T.V "Studcot Service' 1215 So. Dn., Pb. 7942 112 blocks east of East Eng. )1B PASTIES-served every Wed. evening. Toppers. We Deliver, call 8073. )3B Read and Use Daily Classifieds THE MICHIGAN DAILY Monday, February 9,'1 COUP REVEALED: . .Affairs! Campus Rejuvenation enaean oStuden fairs Evanovich "Red" Wel Conceived by MeFixer ti"rp:s:n "All of my students' aff are private," the Red Dean s Rumblings of a daring coup to completely rejuvenate the campus "and I do not feel privileged were heard last fight as Bill McFixer, 'Sad, held a secret press confab reveal details of the Jucier to announce results. except to the Regents." These results are the "greatest ever" according to McFixer who served as chairman of the omnibus campus rejuvenation group which included some of the biggest guns on campus, CREEPING from his crypt in the SL Bldg. where he had been March of Dimes given temporary haven, the genial chairman took off his shoes and outlined a giant five-point reju- venation program I) Merge the Union into the League and use the Union bldg. GA for SL activities. 2) Abolish the League and use DINING ROOM the League bldg. for SL's Admin- istrative Wing. 3) Abolish. the SL and form the just wonderful food Naefus Student Association (NSA) with SL's old buildings. 4) Merge the Regents with the TOWER HOTEL - 300 S. THAYER Board in Control of Student Publications. 5) Abolish the Board in Con- trol of Student Publications and assign its duties to the NSA. Though the plan might be con- IN ANN ARBOR sidered revolutionary in some quarters, McFixer told reporters i. it's the V.F.W. Club for that it was only a natural step in DANCING achieving the tri-partite educa- tional community. "The students, administration Friday and Saturday Nites and> faculty all must have an Memtbers equal voice on campus," he dc-ftnd Guests lared as he took off his socks. .,1.., 314E. Libert9 St "There's bound to be some to- Ph. 2-3972 ken opposition," he added, "but MARY LOU CLUB You Must Be 21 with the proper approach I'm Vocalist sure the details can be worked HALL RENTALS & BANQUETS out." Campus Gabfest Slated for Diag An all-campus conclave will bek held at high noon tomorrow on the Diag underneath the Michi- gan seal. Unlike other confabs this will be exclusive. In fact, any tool who wants to can come. It is expected that several speeches will be given by top 'U' officials and assorted cadre leaders in the lower depths, Suggested topics for the import- ant meet range from: Resolved: that the Angell Hall Men's Room Be Painted Pink to Resolved: that - Horse Manure Should Be Substi- tuted for Cow Manure Beneath the Pink Cherry Trees in the Arbor- etum. A healthy quorum of social climb rc i- anti inatepd- NGRAY L.INDA DARNELLD PLUS - TIE SURPRISE SUSPENSE STORY OF THE YEAR! THE' ATOMIC CITY WELCOME BACK TO CAMPUS AND TO THE FIRST OF A SERIES OF ACADEMY AWARR REVIVALS CintemnSL Fuid cl~erss, pS luula~u NOW! S : Until 5 P.M. ''7\::i :x;? ':t;"C-iii':r : :::f:.: or4lA, I'l SISISSPPx Piper LAURIE AIMBL R Julia ADAMS Jahn McINTIRE CsLOR w William REYNOLDS