Page Fourteen T HE MIC H IG AN D A ILY Saturday, Februarv 5 14 Page Fourteen THE MICHIGAN DAILY Snt.srelnv February 1 ~ 1941 If Hitler Sees This, Expect Trouble TheBookNook noose of the dorms L Is Ahem, it seems that they've put out What we want to know is: what man of the joint (or didn't you boysP a few more books lately. Yessiree. member of what well-known group know?) made it known today that r Ahem. on campus (we ain't mentionin' no only those girls who have had five Now take that new one they've names) entertained at a coffee shop (5) invitationsrto the J-H (and us P Nowstaet th ewqie edn with only four) will participate so st added to uired reding after the sock-her game last Satur- that the A.E. will not get a name T that I perused those 3,098 pages of day by doing his version of the "Yel- which it does not falsely deserve. y small type two years ago. Ah, it was low Banana?" Sech goins on-in an One feature of the entertainment great sport. Yessiree. Great sport. A.E. (See end. Have to keep you going will be a group of carollers all dressed B: After the first year and a half I de- some how) too! Tsk! Tsk! up in beautiful flowing white eve- Hitl cided, dash it all, to go on to the sec- Ah, what a perfectly lovully world ning gowns of Schiaparelli design ond chapter. Let us now go on to the this J-Hop atmosphere has created. with a soft fullness around the feet mo next review. Just as we were on our way out (not on which are silver sandals designed that I made the most delightful discov- like you think!) to visit a group of by I. Miller . . . oh yes, as we were in t cry the other day. I was wandering big building here-abouts to find saying, they will be all dressed in civil ry theo at new library they opened out what new pranks they were going white to sing the famous carol "Tiger eart atwhile back. Really a very fine ld to pull to entertain the many readers Rag-with harmony. " brary. Yes. Well, I was wandering, of our colyum, we were bowled over Then in the men's department we of c Suddenly, my hands, which had been by a horde of eager publicity-seekers hear that the East and West Cads will and caressing the backs of the books, (chairmen, to you) announcing the have exchange dinners with the stor came to rest on one which felt a little following activities for the coming young ladies of Marjorie Weaver. We glad week: hope the girls won't be too shocked in t strane tobr a mBlackwell will give a pageant today by the forward passes! Incidentally, he t The librarian informed me that it to celebrate the J-Hop Hop Hop Hop we were informed by some stool pig- is a best-seller. Let me bring it to (will somebody PLEASE shut off that eon "in the know" that this willA your attention. The book is entitled, AP machine! ! ! Can we help it if henceforth be a regular nightly fea- M "True Confessions of a Cro-Magnon Mrs. Hitler just had another rat? ture. Spy." I hadn't any idea that the Cro- The theme of the display will be P.S. Now for the big surprise-A.E. Magnon's had spies, did you? I won- "Why the 1942 Junior Dance is a means Accredited Establishment. L' der what they did. Probably spied. Demoralizing, Disorganizing Influ- Thanx, George . . . Foce Yes. Probably. ence to Those Among Us Who Have luti And then there is "The Grim Fairy Begun to Study for Our Economics men Tale." For Adults Only. They say it 51 Final Which We Expect To Have C oeds U nfair drar sold 55,000,003 copies the first day. to Pass Next Semester So We Can '.GS U Il JII day (Don't miss the one about Jack and Go to Next Year's J-H Provided We're . No Jill on the hill!) The author is a fine Asked Because We Haven't Been T o S i kW orm s lega man-friend of mine. Yes, yes. He Asked Yet and This Is Our Last tuti told me it took his 17 years to com- Chance, Darn It All!" New Hosiery Is Ugly, Expensive Pl pile the material for one tale alone. Miss Tedy Thastar, social chair- the > > > > > ; :; ;; ;Useless And Typical Cass oooo c~o ooo o~so ooo o~o o Jthe - Schiaparelli may have designed pro them and millions of feminine hearts men may desire them but the men of hee America are not going to like the es idea of women gadding about with the tlittle hat. stockings that look like stand-ins for asse: Have yourself a bright ie arainbows. in Straws, fabrics, and felts, enchant- We've heard that long bright-col- dece ngly feminine in blackbrownored wool stockings give a new look to b to girlsb legs, that a green and yelfeet navy, and new pastels. > low combination with a darker stripe o give legs a snaky look and that col- f Po HEAD SIZs21%-24 ored lisle stockings are "gay" when Con g ~blended with dresses of the same thril Get the SCHILLER habit! 1 color. With all that we agree, but ... by d We've heard also that men don't plet ( ScL LE ' s think much of that "new look," that cour S~UE L1JLJLJLJL9Smen don't want legs with that "snaky crea 219 South Main look" and that "gay" stockings do unto 1 o nothing save create an impression of thei ^ horror as far as the male animal is gresi li 00 oo o0e:o 0 0o o K=o oncerned. wr p ooooo>0<-<--< ooo o -,oo -- During recent months there has for t been a great deal of talk about our boycotting Japan by not buying silk, the most of which would go into stock- acti When Yo( Dress For That Date . . . ings if purchased. Frankly, the idea that (l \ of not buying Nipponese products of e ri .does not meet with our approval-the or!" substitutes don't. Su C P Y O TCertainly we realize that the ex- spee pense of silk or nylon stockings is tions great and that runs do tax the Amer- tions WITH a dressy handkerchief. We have a great many styles that Jican girls' bdugets considerably. We also realize that the purchase of lisle J. will complement your most beautiful evening gown or most 0 will help U.S. cotton growers and stati sophisticated date dress. No outfit is complete without one. that the purchase of wool will do no Bure ,,^harm to the tenders of sheep. Still, riag "Always reasonably priced" in the words of Shakespeare, "we able don't like them nohow." hold GNSince the day not so long ago that the G A GE ElO P the female of the species decided to and O 10 NiCKELS ARCADE wear her skirts above the ankles, the male male has become appreciative of that >o oo<> 0<;::0<;;;0<;::: 0<00<;;;;0<;;;;<;;;>o<;;>oo;;;;;; 0 legs--very appreciative. com - up, t erou tow man Good Old-Fashioned race Te C U ulati - Common Sense into from e ery will tell you Prc versi THAT THE PLACE TO BUY IS WHERE FRIENDLINESS AND as h Colle REAL VALUE ARE A PART OF EVERY TRANSACTION.. Tb Dako have first SLA~r IR SState SLTRF Not your ever ittle Adolf Solid For olygamy DQ Reports This Stuff; he Editors Read It; ou'd Better Ignore It ERLIN, Feb. 14-(PDQ)-Adolf er, reviewing the new American ement for polygamy, revealed like plans were to be followed he Reich and "possibly in every ized nation upon the face of the ;h." Despite vastly increasing numbers hildren we shall be forced to feed, the drain it will have on our es of supplies, the Reich will .ly forsake the war to cooperate his new international movement," old his press conference. any Muster Behind ass Marriage AMOUR, Nev., Feb. 14-(PDQ)- running one of the most revo- nary social and economic move- ts in the history of the nation, natic steps were taken here to- in the final draft of the proposed a-Meo Multiple Marriage Bill, to lize polygamy as a national insti- On. anning to introduce the bill in next session of Congress, Sen. A. Nova (Dem.-Nev.), sounded keynote of the new movement elled by numerous national s organizations. Before a vast ring throng of polygamy expon- Senator Nova declared "at last time has come for manhood to rt its true right over all activity ,ur national scene. Woman, that itful and inferiorbeing, is at last e cast down under the marching of the new era of manhood!" More From Rowe llowing up his colleague's talk, gressman Rowe Meo (Rep.-N.Y.), led the maddened male audience eclaring that "Man must be com- e master of the nation to lead the try onward to new heights, to te a state that will forever endure eternity! Woman has deferred noble efforts of man toward pro- s since the first pages of history constituted. But now it is time these fickle, boasting members of species to be chained far below level of new and far-reaching vities that will surely prevail now man will have compelte control very category of human endeav- ipplementary to the keynoting ches were many national conven- s at which all men-s organiza- s were represented. Turnpike Pipes Up Pompton Turnpike, assistant stician of the FBEAMR (Federal au of Economic Aspects of Mar- e Relations), asserted the favor- attitude which official circles' toward the proposed bill. Citing inevitable rise in the birth rate the economic factors of increased purchasing power, he declared3 the female sex will be pushed pletely out of the economic set- that investments will find num- s outlets in enterprises tending rd the production of goods which hood will demand-"less frivo- more hardy goods to elevate the as a whole." legrams and letters of congrat- ons and encouragements poured the offices of Nova and Meo all parts of the nation and from country in the world. of. John McKelvey of the Uni-1 ty of Minnesota, spent two years ead of the department of ob- ics at Peiping Union Medical ge in China. irty-three University of North ota engineering college seniors completed mine rescue and aid courses given by the United is bureau of mines. INE LEATHER WATCH STRAP hing quite so practical has been found. For r protection the trade name is stamped on ry strap, your assurance of highest quality. J roU~j Ie LOOKING GLASS 6~, Alce Head appeal is the hat slogan for this V spring's chapeaux. The Collins shop has a collection of "becoming" hats, with the sole purpose of making you pretty this spring. Flattering hats, bedecked with flowers and veils, are predom- inant. A navy higher-crowned pillbox sports gardenias at its prow. Bonnets flourish, as do felt and bengaline combina- tions. Have a whiff of spring on your head right now. Bibs and tuckers . and fresh white blouses clamor for spring at the Dillon shop. Collar and cuff sets are crisp and pure. A dainty blouse of embroidered marquisette will perk up a black silk skirt or add allure to a tail- ored suit. Jewelry, too, has gone white in new white jet earrings, beads, and clips. Or in quaint lapel pins of animal shapes. Spring accessories, these, to help you with the dif- ficult February wardrobe tran- sition. The Stork Club has gone into make-up. Cal- kins-Fletcher is featuring Tussy's new fruity red, inspired by the smart New York night club, to give you that young, young look. It fills a demand for a richer, darker shade in lipsticks. A rosy com- panion to navy, it dramatizes grey or beige, and brightens black andwhite. Miraculously, too, it's equally flattering to blond and brunette. Lipstick and cream rouge are 1.00; matching nail polish at 50c. V ' A nautical flavor' is added to nail polish with the Y4 new middy kits from Revlon as / seen at the Vo- gue beauty shop. The case looks like a sailor's middy col- lar in navy serge, complete even to two white stars. Inside are the polish and polish remover, and the adheron is included free. Nice for gifts and for yourself too. The whole kit for 1.00. Military flattery finds its way in- to dresses this spring. One of j the clever new Carlye frocks at Jacobson's sports j i a navy cape over the dotted dress, complete even to crossed chest straps of navy. Another Carlye in navy has its own cabana rd coat in redingote style. Then there is a dress- coat combination with an all- navy dress, the coat gone "half- and-half" in red and navy. Pepper red prints with black velvet touches also hail spring- ward.