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:)ndav, Februarv, 7., 1949

THE°. M[CH1GAN DAILY

Page Twenty-Three

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OW IT CAN BE TOLD:

Black Future for Men Seen

Chairman Reveals '29 Hop Fiasco In Undomesticuted 'U Coeds
By ____ PUG__ DARKERMany a man is going to settle kitchen. He still does the diffi-
By PUG DARKER down with The Girl of His Dreams cult cooking, and he's quite an
he true story of the 1929 J and end up with ulcers-if the expert now.
can no told! Igirl's a Michigan coed. Some coeds have had the behe-
an exclusive intervitew given&
a a re rtere Mi-n Hypnotized by our University fit of seventh-grade home ec. in
a Daily reporter, Henry Marti- <woman's shining tresses and which they learned to make apple
30 F&C, chairman of the headlight smiles, the man stumbles sauce from a quarter of an apple.
9 Committee, exposed the com- into wedlock only to discover all Thus several declared, they have
to history of the 29 Hop, too late that his enchantng play- learned how to cook.
aking a v; of twenty years' mate knows nothing of the ins'
riding.annusocoknamal
arzipan stated that he wished and outs ol cooking meal. RE CIE. ERING what she had
sit dow. learned in junior high school, one
AND THE WILY coeds aren't to coed took it upon herself to roast
CCORDING TO - arzipan, the F blame. They make their best of an a chicken to surprise her husband.
eop that year was an utter ducation which has taught them He 'as surprised., all right, when
cop thea g tr"u'as arutter to count chromosomes and toler- his vife t'ut a defeathered fowl
sco. The rig°; eonble arose
en the co-hinrmen for music, ate T. S. Eliot, never giving them into the oven-;nd the gentle
ce Maunciple, '30. and Theo- a nt on hos to make their but- odor of cooking entrails reached
ilus Prudhon se, '30E, became any specimens edible. his nose.
fused and came to the conclu- When quizzed on their cul- "Coking courses for girls aren't
n that they were ordering pop- inary prowesses, unmarried the solution." a student's wife de-
n for the annual outing of the coeds usually answered, "I don't Glared. "The University should run
iversity Choral Society. '. ' .~know hew to cook, but I'll get them toe men. because they do
Therefore, the iw bands for by--buy a book on it," or "Well most of the cooking."
t year-Paul Whiteman and ". I have fixed hamburgers."
a Goldkette were not con- :.".And hamburgers they fix after Pa -O ff Dance
eted until two days before the the minister has said the magic P 0" D
e. Both were engaged. words. "We lived on hot dogs and
w + ~canned spaghetti for three months 10M e
hiteman later Comitte tu J-HOP COMMITTEE-Seated left to right are Nancy Williams, es t r mp
d itself vith no music and Joyce Atchison (chairman) and Ruth Campbell, with Margaret Un t tudent d
21 popcorn balls, in an ad- Price, Jim Burk, Bill Owen, Nancy Cupples, Donna Dellarde and from J-Hop 21 tons heavier, as chane J-Hbkp e of ge
ced state of deterioration. Jack Hayward standing, 440 lbs. of greasy bacon, 500 chance to pay back some of the
-- - dozen eggs, 400 lbs. cold rolls, $7.50 plus that their dates shelled
EN ADDITION, Jean Christophe, phemia Clashthought, '30, or- to the Folies Bergeres and a jumbo 400 lbs. toast (saturated with out for the big shindig at the
buildings chairman, rented a dered, through a clerical error, assortment of picture postcards, in yak-fat), and 500 lbs. olives League's annual "Pay-Off" dance
>bit hutch on S. Division St. 2056 copies of Lady Chatterley's a plain wrapper. went down Ann Arbor throats at Saturday night.
tead of Water arn Gym. This Lover, in red morocco binding. ' . r after - the - dance breakfasts.
s attributed to myopia. Thaddeus Stevens, '30. ticket FOLLOING slis arcumula_ There was no estimate available gala w tem. to ighath
The programs chairman, Eu- chairman, obtained two box seats I is of catastrot'es, the Commit- on beverages consumed. ts his etnd n
<; ; ;> > ;< ;; ; <; tee met on the eve of the J-Hop, 'The Pay-Off tradition was es-
freed With the pr. t.crt of 2,0001 after our marriage," cne student tablished somewhere in the dim
fl issions scld and no dance. Un- veteran's wife nonchalantly ad- past Moriae Hord. women' lon-
E NA AY T der Marzipan's skillful 'uidance, mitted. orary socity, originated the idea
h-wever, the follosing remedial which was picked up by the
measures were taken: I"TH EN MY HUSBAND couldn't -, Te. The men didn't abject at
La I Les Custom Te 19 w held in stand more and he took suer the any time.
Y net thien built.
Music was supplied by a local
orchestra, Pierre Rabinowitz and
his Lukewarm Eleven, who weere

Alterations
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known far and wide in central
Washtenaw County for their ren-
dition of "Constantinople in three
flats,'' featuring a handstand on
the banjo by Pierre himself.
IN LIE' of the expected re-
freshmeints (the chairman had re-
ceived a consignment of suede
wedgiest, the guests made shift
wth fruit salad and Sterno, a
popular combination at the time.
Those attending the dance did
not take kindly t4 this some-
shat unsatisfactory solution,
but, when Marzipan explained
to them the necessity of keeping
silent about the debacle, they
swore a great oath of secrecy,
and, amid cheers, hoisted Marzi-
an to their shoulders, where,
Its chance, a bucket oft ar andj
ii rail were waiting.
The festivities cmocluded with
sgod spirits on the part of the
nests and tar on most parts of
.,arzipan.

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