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Apathy Rules
In Solemn SL
Campaigning
Only 30 Rubbed Out
As PollingBegins
ANN ARBOR, Nov. 30, 1972-
The campus prepared to go to the
polls today after one of the quiet-
est campaigns in years.
Only thirty students were tram-
pled by the elephants used by
John Gallup, '74, in his campaign.
MORE SERIOUS, was the dam-
age caused by the atomic explo-
sions set off by Blair Moody in
his fight for an SL seat. The
atomic blasts rocked the campus
and spelled out "Moo with Moody"
in radioactive clouds over Angell
Hall.
One of the brightest spots in
yesterday's demonstration was
the moving of the Administra-
tion building six feet from its
original foundations by candi-
date Ellen Jordan.
Miss Jordan promised to put the
building back where it belongs if
she is elected.
TRAGEDY blackened the elec-
tion horizon when the plane sky-
writing the name of candidate
Ron Clothschild was forced out of
the air by another skywriting
plane hired by candidate Phil
Gripeman.
Normal electioneering went on s


The Way Things Looked in December'
Take a letter, Miss Beam, "Dar Uncle Weatherbird. ."

'U' Pots Boil
As Eversharp
Quits Campus
Young Subversives
Fete Liberal Leader
One of the campus' foremost po-
litical leaders said his farewells
last night to a meeting of the
Young Subversives of Michigan.
Short significant Ed Eversaarp
was overwhelmed with emotion as
he was awarded the first auto-
graphed copy of Shorey Peterson's
long-awaited economics textbook
by the club.
Delivering the keynote speech at
the assemblage, Eversharp called
on the Comrades "not to let this
be the passing of an era."
NICKNAMED 'Dnepropetrovsk"
by his unknown associates, Ever-
sharp was feted at a dinner in a
candle-lit cellar on Olivia St.. prior
to his graduation ceremony on
Angell Hall steps.
Dressed nattily in yellow tie
with a Wallace painting on it,
he was escorted to the Ann Ar-

bor train station immediatety,
by two representatives of the
as usual with loud speakers in A GROUP OF mountain lions bin, '73 said, "we will take all Young Republican and Yotng
all class rooms drowning out the with "Win with Wallace" painted fifty seats in the legislature- Democrats Club.
professors with the slogans of on their sides patrolled the voting our men are counting the
the candidates, booths. ballots." As Eversharp clambered under
The Michigan Marching Band Tse Association of Indepen- Fraternity men were erecting a freight train, a more unstable
The ssocatin ofIndeen-member of the send-off group
spelled out the name of its can- dent Men promised a clean slates around campus, followed by broke into hysterical laughter.
didate. Bill Revely on the diag. sweep of the election. Al Has- independents with eraserss. Her name was Erica Walters.

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