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THE. MICHIGAN DAILY

Monday, February 9, 1948

Twnt-ToTH.MC IG N ALYM _da F.rur.9.14

andidates' Statements

The following are campaign
statements of candidates for the
l94 J-Hop. Further statements
ill appear in a subsequent edition
of T'e Daily. The statements are'
Print at the requests of the
Student Legislature, the Interfra-
serni-y Council, the Union, the
Assocaion of Independent Men,
YPCM. AVC, the Michigan Gar-
 and the Callahan Commit-
tee. .
Hedy LettiCe...
I ke ,'ae that membership in the
Tall s'ejples' Club, the Anti-Meat
soiet and the National Society
of W5 omen Vegetarians qualifies
ne fo a post on the J-Hop Com-
mite. Itam particularly interest-
ed in heading plans for J-Hop
ref-eslaents.
Hor ce Romage ...
J-lfop committees on this cam-
us need new blood, just as the
West Quadrangle needs a back
parch. As I will build the porch,
so will I give new spirit and life
to the 1949 J-Hop committee. My
sitto as president of the Inter-
fratersty Council qualifies me, I
an sure
L. "Perre . ..
I1 hare had plenty of experience.
I ani alwvays in the middle of
th a. I know I will make a suc-
cess o the 1949 J-Hop.
vprtf Jazzy. .. -
If aected to the J-Hop Commit-!
tee. I ,ill do my best to uphold!
the traditions of the University off
Micisigan and produce the best
Soph Piom ever before held. I
have enough experience. Take my
worf or it. Be-bop.
Sboildiers McGuey.- .'
I am running for J-Hop be-
cause ny fraternity brothers told
me they would throw me out in
the cold if I did not get on the
committee. Please, please elect me.
I have no place to go.
fKnuckls Jones ...
If elected I will save the J-Hop
aco sittee lots of dough. I have
my own band and we'd love to
pla. We're Knuckles and his
Kniftee Knee-caps..
Ritchie O'Malley...
I am a member of the Young
Peop e's Reactionary Association
of M cigan. Also, I am president

MAYBE, THAT IS:
Prof.ZilehHits Status Quo
While Chaperoning at J-Hop
(EDITOR' SNOTE: After the first
six inches this interview reay gets forts of the ugoslav this re-
g0os.) gard are almost worthy of note
If conditions in Europe do not but their policy so far has been
change and if the Communist one which has resulted in a negli-
party is able, through the assist- gible attitude on the part of the
ance of the NAM to hold the stat- United States."
us quo in Licktenstein, and if the Prof. Zilch noted that if Ice-
Yugoslav government has a big land were to be overrun, the world
enough salmon catch in the Co- would immediately flare up due
lumbia River, the world may yet to tl% loss of their most valuable
be able to survive the dangerous product, Ice.
onslaught of the Australian bush- "The philosophy of the Bush-
men anticipated by the Icelandic men toward their potential op-
government, Prof. X. Y. Zilch, of pressors in Iceland is undoubtedly
the Department of Related Incon- one of the most interesting phases
gruity, said while serving as a pat- of this problem which threatens
ron at J-Hop Saturday night. to upset the peace of the world,"
"There is a definite danger, he said.
maybe," Prof. Zilch declared, "in "Unfortunately, enough is not
overlooking the possibly disastrous known about their attitude to
effects that the anticipated attack comment upon it at this time,"
oci Iceland might have. The ef- he said.

WRONG TURN SOMEWHERE-Tommy Dorsey and his band
just about missed the J-Hop when the New York Central's
"Woodburner" took a wrong turn near Detroit. Sputtered Elman,
"They can't. do this to mie-it isn't in the contract."

of the YPRAM. Certainly I, a#
Spure-blooded American citizen, am!
a good choice for the J-Hop Coin-
mittee.
1Aiuriel E. Lawless. . .,
If elected to the 1949 J-Hop
committee, I should be particu-1
laxly interested in furthering good
relations with The Daily. Experi-
ence includes association with The
Daily staff members.

member of the basketball team
-ufficiently qualify me to be a
useful and worthwhile member of
the J-Hop Committee. I am a
hard worker and a good idea man.
I know Buck Dawson.
I really think I would make an
awfully good member of the J-Hop
Committee. I haven't had much
experience, but I'm real willing
and able to learn. I think J-Hop is
a real fine idea and I just know

. Raton . . .fI could help make it a real big
The 1949 J-Hop will be cheezy success.
unless I am elected. This conclu-
sion was reached by my fraternity Glide Wrecked.
brothers who are handling my
campaign. My experience was I feel that my numerous cam-
gained as exam-files chairman of pus positions as president of al-
my fraternity. I am also a mein- most everything and member of
ber of YPRAM, YCPM, IRA, ABC, almost everything else, as well
MYDA, LVII, USA, USSR .WPB as my former affiliation with The
and IFC. United States Gargoyle have pre-
pared me adequately for member.
ship on the J-Hop Committee. I
Donahue Harris . . . am also an honorary member of
I feel that my qualifications as The Michigan Daily staff.

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