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the michigan daily
februiarv 10- 194
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the j-hop extra staff
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the spotlight ...
post-hop marriage ...
pins and pajamas ...
semester's worst grades .
BEGINNING with a note of romance, Rupert Bradley
and Marian Hogan who are attending the Hop to-
night (or last night, depending on when you read the
paper) are being married tomorrow afternoon (or this
afternoon) at the Bethlehem Evangelical Church.
Chuck Brownson, Sigma Nu and J-Hop secre-
Managing Editor THOMAS K. CONNELLAN tary, doesn't like Michigan co-eds, or vice versa.
City Editor BRACKLEY SHAW He made a special trip to East Lansing last
week-end to invite Miss Elizabeth Shigley, a
Kappa at M.S.C., who is very much tied up with
J-Hop Issue Editor GUY M. WHIPPLE, JR. a State Collegian.
ASSISTANTS: A. Ellis Ball, Eleanor Blum, Carol LOU CRANDALL, who writes a campus gossip column
Hanan, Florence Harper, Thomas H. Kleene, for the Detroit Times, was seen preening in the dorm
Marjorie Morrison, Marie Murphy, John W. not long ago with four fraternity pins on her pajamas.
' She is going to the Hop with a member of a house not
Pritchard, William R. Reed, Robert S. Ruwitch. represented in the collection.
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tear down u hall
for a parkin lot! ..
THE FOLLOWING editorials were contrib-
uted to The Daily by students of the 7-A
grade of Tappan Junior High School of this city. They
are intended to constitute an argument for adequate
parking space in the downtown area. To us they are just
another A-1 set of arguments for putting CWA men to
tearing down University Hall (North Wing and South
Wing included) and setting up a swell parking space in
the campus area. Bicycles would be admitted, too.
U Hall is a fire trap, comrades! Let's provide work
for the CWA!
The 7-A's work follows: (The spellings and punctua-
tion, or lack thereof, are the 7-A's own).
"It is worth noticing that Ann Arbor needs more park-
ing lot down town. A person may drive and drive before,
he finds a place to park, My parents for example drove
around for about twenty minutes before they found a
place to park. Even then we were about two blocks away
from where we wanted to go. It happened that we didn't
get angry but somebody else might.
(The editors of The Daily, for instance).
"Now, if all the old building down town such as the
one at 308 fourth ave were torn down it wouldn't only
make a parking lot but would make Ann Arbor look
nicer."
That last paragraph we resent just a little bit, because
one of the former night editors of The Daily lives in a
building at 322 Fourth Ave., and that's getting pretty
close to home.
That editorial was written by William Lindenschmidt.
Good work, William. But have you ever seen that old
building you enter from the East End of Angell Hall?
Here is another editorial, this one becoming statistical
toward the end:
"Two members of our 7A class counted cars on Friday
December 22 from twenty five minuted to eleven until
twenty five minuted to twelve at the corner of Packard
and Main. The figures are as follows:
"Packard to Main 106 cars.
"Main to Packard 88 cars.
(The editors can't see the difference between the ter-
ritory covered in item 1 and that covered in item 2, but,
then.)
"Main through 225 cars."
These excerpts plainly show the need for a planning
commission.
The 7-A planners get blood-thirsty in the second sen-
tence of the next recommendation. To wit:
George Ranney, Alpha Delt Freshman engi-
neer, crashed through at the end of the semester
with five (5) E's. Sort of a case of "Hello Mother,
guess who just flunked out of school again."
OIS FOLEY of Trenton, Mich., is wearing a Michigan
Theta Delt's pin. When invited to the J-Hop by the
donor she said she had to be in a play this week-end. In
Wednesday's Free Press: "The lads of Notre Dame have
been showering out invitations, too . . . Lois Foley is
foregoing the U. of M. party for the Indiana dance this
year. The girls are all excited, and no wonder."
Fluttering in the breeze from a Betsy Barbour
first floor window last week was this sign: "It
was nice of you, come peep again some time." It
was the third window from the back on the north
side, in case you care.
CARL FORSYTHE, God's gift to journalism, has been
running around for two weeks, we understand, trying
to get a date for the J-Hop. When last heard from he
was headed for North Main Street as a last resort.
And the usual crop of examination boners.
Butch Hogg, Alpha Delta Phi, told to discuss the
elements of tragedy in "The Lower Depths" and
given the other name of the iy, "A Night's
Lodging," wrote at great length on both.
ONE of the better built, albeit slim, campus beauties was
astounded recently when Lit School's Assistant Dean
Humphreys told her, at a faculty tea at her sorority, "You
ought to eat more so as to have a figure like Mae West."
And Johnny Deo, senior lit class president,
failing to discover that "expressionism" in his
Contemporary Drama final was a mistake and
should have been "naturalism", said Ibsen's
"Ghosts" was the father of expressionism. He got
a C in the course.
JULIA KANE, Sorosis B.W.O.C., recently made news
by walking out of the Sorosis House one night last
week with Big Shot Bursley and reappearing one hour
later with his Sigma Phi badge and without Peko. Julie,
we had understood, was going to the Beta house-party.
She keeps the pin on her dresser so that there will be no
possibility of returning it in a weak moment.
In the same vein, Peko was seen to slip a ring
on THE finger of Kay Leopold the other day in
the Parrot.
AND another examination story -Don Bird had a
Shakespeare examination last week that had him
pretty scared. After having studied all the night before
he slept through the exam.
In Dr. Cuncannon's "Cream of the Campus"
course Marian Giddings, junior Phi Bete and
pulchritudinous author of last year's J.G.P., re-
marked naively recently, "John Marshall was a
very simple man about women; he had high
ideals."
FRANK M. BRENNAN, better known as "Mike," took
Barbara Morgan, transfer from Vassar, to the Sigma
Phi fall house-party. He is taking Elizabeth Blood, an-
other Vassar transfer, to the Sig J-Hop house-party.
Judging from the samples he has seen he must like the
girls from the Daisy Chain College, for he is planning to3
spend the spring vacation in Poughkeepsie.
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"We are representatives from tappan school. We have
been looking for old buildings to tear down and use for And as a final note, the Parrot's best customer,
parking lots. By tearing down old buildings. it would put Peg Cowie, has just joined the St. Andrews Epis-
more people to work and make the city look better ... . " copal Church Altar Guild.
In addition to University Hall, which though bad -
enough is still not the only offender, we should like to WE nominate for the Vicious Circle: the situation in the
have torn down Newberry Aud., the Zete house, the gas administration which permits this situation for a
station opposite Angell Hall, the Laboratory Theatre, friend of ours. Transferring here from another school, he
Morris Hall, the Romance Languages Building, the didn't do so well and consequently was put on probation.
Washtenaw County Jail, the Court House, and the Auto- He is majoring in Play Production, in which you must act
motive Engineering Adjunct, or whatever building it is in the plays to get a good grade. Because he is on proba-
that houses the eery campus clock. tion the administration won't let him act in the plays,
What a chance for beautification! And what a chance and so he gets a low grade in Play Production, which
for parking space! keeps him on probation, preventing . . . we give it up.