Saturday, February 10, 1940 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Fifteen Saturday, February 1 0, 1 940 TH-IHGN DIYPg ite MICHIGAN DAILY Emanipation ... n n A AT T J-HOP STAFF F OR YEARS AND YEARS, aye !)__ -__HOP __ST _____ ince time immemorial, he has1 been caught in the midst of the Managing Editor ...... Carl Petersen ,apitalistic system. It acts upon him City Editor........ Stan M. Swinton in an inexorable and ineluctable Editorial Directcr ................ "ashion; he is caught, held helpless By MORTY Q ( .................Elliott Maraniss in the clutch of an unsympathetic R. Q. is pleased to report that' ystem, unable to move from its l one old world custom has been J-Hop Co-Editors - grasp. He is, may heaven have retained in the new Jayhopmanian Morton L. Linder, M°1 Fineberg mercy on his soul, the Marginal Man. society. It is quite a pleasant cus- For centuries, whenever price has tom--sometimes--and no doubt will Also in on the know: Karl Kessler, gone up, the marginal buyer has receive the same emphasis now as Harriet Levy, David Lachenbruch, I gone out. For centuries, whenever before. Marriage, of course, is the Gene Gribboek. Helen Corman, Bud price has gone down, the marginal custom referred to. And Mr. Q. also Dober, Leonard Schleider, Harold sroducer has gone out. It's inhu- has the privilege of printing a story Wilson, Paul Chandler, Chris Vizas, mane. that's what it is, inhumane. of the first wedding in Jayhopmania Marian Phillips, Richard Harmel,[The Marginal Man never knows as reported in the local paper. Hang when his number is up. on tight: Woody Block, Art Hill. Donald Wir- But in Jayhopmania, the Marginal The groom is a popular young chafter, Alvin Sarasohn, Hervie Man finds ralvation. The price will bum who hasn't done a lick of hirle, Emallae. Heen Brad. re o up but MM will thumb his little work since he got shipped in the Shirley Wallace. Helen Brady. Clare nose at all schedules. He'll not go mid'le of his junior year at col- Lenfesty, Bill Elmer. Wesley First. out, not he, just because there's lege. He manages to dress well been a little price fluctuation. He'll and keep a supply of spending Business Manager .....Pau R. Park move right along with the change. money because his dad is a soft- Credit Manager .... Ganson Taggart Up or down, crabwise or sideways, it's hearted old fool who takes up his S. . all the same. bad checks instead of letting him J-Hop Co-Business Man agers - The Marginl Man ias come into Toe bride s a sknny, last little Robert Gilmour his own. idiot who has been kissed and handled by every boy in town 21 *o* *iy Pro . since she was 12 years old. She Local Ad. Manager, Eugene Kane 6 **'* paints like a Sioux Indian, sucks Assistant, Brad Williams HE J-HOP has always been con- cigars in secret, and drinks mean ' National Ad. Manager. .Dan Huyett "eed the culnination of Univer- corn liquor when she is out joy- Assistants - s-ty .anal lfe end ossibly rightly o. riding in herkdad's car at night. Bill Hausman. Jack Kessel To make it live a, such the J-Hop She doesn't know how to cook, bine sew' or keep house, Classified Mgr. ........Sam Russell extra staff has attempted to com- Accounts Mgr. Jim Gaivin bsne humor with a distorted concep- The groom wore a rented din- ServiceMgr . . . . . . . . ..... E. Gibson tion of a J-Hrp and its surrounding ner suit over athletic underwear Assistant - Ray Tower world as it should be. of imitation silk. His pants were Tcward this end the staff has held up by pale green suspenders. Circulation Mgr. ...... John Rookus wo'kd bst in its efforts to create His number eight patent-leather Promotion Mgr. ........ Jim Collins caricatured characters and inordi- shoes matched his state in tight- Assistants -- ,el ny situations be ness and harmonized nicely with T:.... 1 : ..7 7....1 '..ae funny stato s it may anbee~ the axle-grease polish of his hair. In addition to his jag he carried a pocket-knife, a bunch of keys, a dun for the ring and his usual look of imbecility. The bride wore some kind of white thing that left most of her Formal Modern Tore Features Decorat ions Motif Of Sunburst Pastels Shown In Green And Wine Shades Sets Scheme In Ballroom legs sticking out at one end and Before the enchanted midnight her bony upper end sticking out at hour, when the amazing transforma- the other. The young people tion took place. J-hoppers were mar- will make their home with the vIhng at the splendor of their old bride's parents, which means they world surroundings in the Intra- will sponge on the old man until mural Building. he dies and then she will take in Decorations for the 1941 J-Hop washing. The happy couple an- carried out the central theme of a ticipates a great event in about icedern formal, employing a sun- five months. burst motif in pastel shades of green and wine. --_- The design as a whole was formal and modern with relief supplied by 'O' FroliC the end panels. These panels creat- ed the sunburst effect by using re- -~ vole us spotlights which played on RidesA gain pastelshades ofhwine. The center- piece also was designed to simulate a sunburst when spotlights were In Jayhopmania. even the fresh- thrown on its sparkling surface. men will breathe a bit of the invig- Large figures were thereby thrown orating air that so enthuses all civil- into silhouette on the walls. ized people. As a result, their usual The ceiling treatment consisted of sterility as far as social events are dcente palghthic roducing ain- concerned might be somewhat allevi- direct glow. This panel was flanked ated and due to the influence of this by draped green sateen extending Jayhop, the Frosh Frolic may be a out to a valance and connecting with the ceiling of the fraternity booths. good dance. The booths were draped with bands At any rate, the frosh plan to throw of horizontal and varying shades of this thing at the Union (not literally) pastel green satin. The columns on March 1. Everyone will go at his which separate each booth were own risk. worked out in a modernistic design. The price of tickets and the name The bandstands were placed diagon- of the band has not yet been an- ally from each other on either side nounced because many freshmen who of the floor. would have bought tickets will be ex- Programs also carried out the same freshmen by the time this affair rolls color scheme, there being green and around. gold Jim avi, Jck essl thlat it has succeeded only for itself. * ,* *;*Possibly you J-Hoppers, for whom Women's Business Mgr., Frances [this issue was created, may not see Herdrich; Women's Co-Advertising [the same elements of humor that we Mgrs., Jane Krause, Kay Forberg; saw. Publications Mgr., Sue Flaningan. Ti thi ,unfortunate end has been the only realization, we apologize. But we hope that you enjoy reading these pages as much as we did writ- ing them. - The J-Hop Staff. * Second Semester Textbook Economy at FOLLETT'S SAVE at FOLLEJI'S i '4 We have advance information concerning your Second Semester TEXTBOOK reqirements. 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