Saturday, February 10, 1940 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Eleven Saturday, February 1 0, 1940 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Eleven Motion PicturesAre Different Joseph Says Superman Mousemeat A Wow Doggone These JAYHOPMANIA, Feb. 10 (Pony for three of his teams other scores, New M ovies Express)-The South aaven Insti- one on an 85-yard toss while lying * tute of Technology gridiron warriors flat on his back (the back which paced by All-American fullback Cyril beauty experts the world over have Mr. College Is Aptly Learning Mousemeat, this afternoon trampled called the most beautiful). Some Method To Sit Down the Stinkaroo State Teachers' eleven Another of Mousemeat's heaves In The Front into the hallowed turf of Set-'Em-Up- set up an Engineer touchdown when In-The-Other-Alley-And-Letz Bowl Vadib lcaromed ftinkarohe afe As always. even in the world of by a score of 119-2. man, into the hands of end Gus Glue- Jayhopmaria, motion pictures and Mousemeat, sent into the game at fingers, who took it to the 2-yard the drama play an important part. the start of the second half when a line before he was downed. Schle- In Jayhopmania, however, there riot threatened among the 137,000 meel's skull was shattered by the toss. has been a great advance in the mo- fans, because of his absence from the The Teachers scored their two tion picture world. Cleanthes B. De lineup, scored 12 touchdowns, 12 ex- points when Mousemeat, in a fit of Schtunk and his cohorts have insti- tra points, and one field goal in the laughter at their pitiful efforts, col- tuted a new medium into the art of 23 minutes he played. He also passed lapsed behind his own goal line. the cinema so gigantic in its scope that it has revolutionized the motion picture industry. It is a device where- by every member of the audience sees T himself playing the leading role. T A . The possibilities can well be ima- gined, Joe Schpink, '41, enters the Let i Jayhopmania Theatre with Sadie Blotz, '41, to view the latest super- RA D IO stupendous epic, "Lady of the Top-O ics," or "She Met Him In the DOB." Serge you As they hand their free passes to the head usher, they walk on a lush vel- . . . Phones. vet carpet into the palatially fur- nished lobby of the theatre. They 3030 700 stand at the rear of the theatre, but not for long. A deeply cushioned -- -- - - seat rolls up to each of them, and a gruff voice says "sit down in front." Joe answers, "I can't, I'm not built that way!" When Joe and Sadie have seated i_ a the week-end through ... J-HoP comes but once a year and with it goes the auto ban. Make the most of your rare privelege by feeding your famished "femme" in fitting style at the Farm Cupboard. SERVING BREAKFAST AFTER J-HOP FARM CUPBOARD 5400 Plymouth Road Phone 81 OF5 Read The Daily, Petrified J I 4 I iu Confucius Say . . . r We Will Be Open After the Hop ... Prekete's SUGAR BOWL 109 South Main Street themselves, the moving chairs find a good section of the theatre and cease motion. Then the cinema be- gins Thetitle is flashed on the screen : "Bedy Lamarr and Joe Sch- pink in "Lady of the Topics," is the way it appears to Joe; but Sadie sees "Sadie Blotz and Robert Tay- lor ." And so it goes all through the per- formance. Joe is in the process of being amorous with Hedy Lamarr, while Sadie ishenjoying enthralling adventures with Robert Taylor. After the performance is over, however, Joe and Sadie are liable to be a bit dissatisfied with one an- other unless a second feature is shown. It features Boris Karloff and Edna May Oliver in "The Execu- tioner" or "Chop, Chop, Chop; Well All Right." After co-starring with Karloff and Oliver respectively, Sa- die and Joe are quite contented with each other once more. Great advances have also been made in the art of the drama. Those who love the " thawter" have often experienced the agony of sitting be- hind a pillar throughout the entire performance or attending the open- ing night of an insufferably dull show which folds up the next day. The two great strides in the modern dray- ma have attempted to clear up these points: (1) All seats in the theatre of Jay- hopmania are box seats, with a big hollow pit where the audience form- erly sat. 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